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Welcome Yahoo Users To Bleed Cubbie Blue

It's been about two weeks since the SBN/Yahoo partnership was announced, and I know there have been some new users here who have signed up through the Yahoo portal.

To make new readers feel comfortable here and in the hope that many will join in the discussion, I thought I'd make this post this morning which has links to various features which will explain to people who are new here what BCB is all about.

Start with BCB's Community Guidelines. Please read them over carefully (even longtime readers might want to check them out, as I have made changes within the last few months), but particularly this paragraph, which everyone who signs up has to agree to when first creating a username:

When posting at this blog, please follow this one simple rule: Before hitting "post" to post your remarks, ask yourself: "Would I be embarrassed to say this in front of strangers who were physically present in the room with me and could respond to my face?" If the answer is "yes," then don't post. BCB encourages and welcomes all opinions, no matter how strong; however, personal attacks, vulgarity, and other uncivilized forms of expression are not welcome. Also, to avoid trolling and spam posts, there is a 48-hour waiting period before you can make your first post after signing up. Thanks for understanding.

Basically, just be nice to each other. We can have different opinions without being nasty. That's all I ask. As noted in the quote box above, there is a 48-hour waiting period before your first post or comment if you are a new reader -- that's to give you a chance to check out the site, see how things are done, etc. before you dive in.

Now, on to a bit of "how to". A couple of weeks ago -- just before the Yahoo deal was announced -- I posted this summary of how to post comments, FanPosts and FanShots. That's also worth a review even if you've been here a while.

Another thing about posting that I'd like to remind everyone about: it is a copyright violation to copy/paste the entire text of an article from another site here. You are, of course, welcome and encouraged to post links to relevant articles from other sites -- it's how we get information to discuss here. But please don't post more than a couple of the most important sentences or paragraphs from another site. You can do that by highlighting the text you want to copy and hitting the quote mark at the top of the posting box. Thanks.

Finally, for new people, there are some things sometimes expressed in shorthand or by acronyms here that you might not understand. Some BCB readers have helpfully created a "BCB Dictionary" -- you can find the two parts of that here and here. These can be found under "BCB Specials" on the right sidebar, along with "Why Are We Here?", a post where people tell their stories about how they became a Cubs fan; "What Do You Do For A Living", self-explanatory, and BCB Reader Guides to Arizona spring training and being a tourist in Chicago. I have reopened comments on all of these posts for 21 days -- so anyone who'd like to add their thoughts to any of them, feel free.

Anyway, welcome, whether you're new here or have been around for a while. Today's game preview/thread will be posted at 1 pm CDT -- remember, spring day game times are now 3 pm CDT.

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I hope the Cubs offense isn’t like this when the games count.

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by drodd on Mar 9, 2009 8:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Not likely.

Remember, they are missing one key component — Geovany Soto.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

And Fukudome...............

If you had to choose just one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

by Clutche on Mar 9, 2009 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

True.

Yesterday’s lineup was the first all spring — in game #12 — that even came close to resembling a regular season lineup, and even then, it was without Soto.

With Soto, yesterday’s lineup is probably how the Cubs will line up vs. LHP (as Matt Harrison, yesterday’s Rangers starter, is lefthanded).

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

But the same is true for the opposing team also right? It’s not like our lineups are facing their A teams all the time.

by cubsnlinux on Mar 9, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

A few tips about Al for newbies

He is a big fan of the following
Ronnie “Woo Woo”
Neifi Perez
He thinks Mark Grace got a raw deal and was a great guy
He thinks manic posts in Latin and quoting Shakespeare should be posted every 30 seconds.
Despite guidelines to the contrary, political discussion in encouraged especially it is totally unrelated to baseball and logic.
Lastly should you ever see him at a game ( top corner LF bleachers) by all means spritz him with water, He gets hot out there.

Oh and as for me. I welcome all posts about Greg Maddux being an overrated cheater who clearly took steroids .

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 9:40 AM CDT reply actions  

And he thinks.......

Micah deserves a chance to start and prove his offensive and defensive skills :)

If you had to choose just one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

by Clutche on Mar 9, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

For an American League team.

Oh

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Um...

… Jessica is joking.

I hope.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Really ?

I miss deranged posts in Latin every few minutes. That was so MUCH fun.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

You need to use this indicator.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not until I learn how to post graphics

Written info does me no good as I am hopeless at these things. I expect some hands on instruction from you or Mike
when I am back in Chicago. However consider the consequences of my learning this skill : the BCB will be FLOODED with photos of Maddux, Lilly, Murton, Augie etc.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will show you how to do it.

You’ll be shocked how easy it is.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Mar 9, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win

Hide your Molina, Lilly's free!

by halfblindcubbiegirl on Mar 9, 2009 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...

She does enjoy taking posts negative about Maddog and evicerating the poster. Luckily she does it respectfully and without real blood.

by N Oakley on Mar 9, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Who me ?

I am completely reasonable to the pathetic morons who fail to grasp Maddux’s greatness . However word of advice I really do
check out all posters requesting tickets that I might be able to help as I tend to have a lot of extras. If you ever had said anything bad about Maddux don’t expect to hear from me.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux sits when he pees.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Mar 9, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

My sig line is out for jury duty.

by daver on Mar 9, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

? If he did that

how could he pee on all the rookies in the shower which of course is one of his more enduring charms ( Not).

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

He hung himself

upside down from his stirrups – duh!

Oh wait, Maddux wears faux stirrups socks… sheesh he really is talented, he’s like the Chicago river, he can flow in the wrong direction.

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Mar 9, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

just shows that the story was wrong. he stuffed them in the toilet, then sat down, and then went to town on the rookies.

There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help......"--Bill Buckner

by laidbackliam on Mar 9, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Al also believes

that the only topic better to discuss here than politics is religion

and no one on this board has a sense of humor, we are dry, boring individuals.

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, of course

Duh….we all know that

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't forget to ask him about

his authentic game-worn Neifi jersey

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on Mar 9, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one he had dippedin gold

and is hanging above his bed on the ceiling so it is the last thing he sees each night before he closes his eyes to sleep

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would he dip it in gold?

Then he can’t smell that wonderful smell….

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on Mar 9, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greg Maddux

Or as I like to call him “Four eyes McLousy Pitcher”

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey bud

Unlike that WIMP Zambrano, Maddux got HIS lasik surgery and did it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON.

P.S Is that the best you can do ?

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but he takes all his money in poker

Ask poor Russell Martin. Maddux hadn’t been in LA 24 hours before cleaning him out. Remember Maddux does it all with his
mind.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

He can kill a yak from 200 yards away....

MIND BULLETS!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Mar 9, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am afraid only Ted Lilly can do that.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed he can.

Lilly

My sig line is out for jury duty.

by daver on Mar 9, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lilly

That is such an awesome picture of in my opinion the most underrated player on the team.

By the way I figured out last night who he looks like while watching “Celebrity Apprentice” (forgive me I know one of the guys who was in a focus group featured on the show). Clint Black.

JIXAVERSARY! March 7, 2000 to March 7, 2009. My avatar refers to me participating in the writing challenge and making it~

by puckishcubsfan on Mar 9, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ehhh, I can kinda-sorta see it...

…but it’s definitely a stretch.

My sig line is out for jury duty.

by daver on Mar 9, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

The eyebrows, maybe. That's about it.

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Mar 9, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yer onna roll today

"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the semblance of truth does evil," - Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 64.

by Emelie on Mar 9, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Ted Lilly is underrated

Not by the folks around here, anyway. When he crushed Yadier Molina last season and then just got up and walked back to the dugout, he put the brakes on a what was becoming a scary downward skid. That got everyone’s attention and their respect, too.

"I owe [Dunston] a lot. Nobody would know how good I was at digging balls out of the dirt if it wasn't for him..." -Mark Grace
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Mar 9, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

+30

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

For those of you missed this

Here is Ted at the Convention talking about it. Wait till the end. The payoff is priceless.
TED ROCKS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdEvozco9-c

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great youtube find thanks :)

"That's what you live for. You live for the opportunity and when that day comes, you better be ready," Soto said. "I tried to make sure that whenever they gave me a chance, I was ready and I knew I had to take advantage of the opportunity."

by Madison Cub Fan on Mar 10, 2009 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's telekinesis

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he got his Lasik while pitching

it took place between innings and he even went on the mound with bandages on his eyes during his last inning.

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now Z will have to have his BETWEEN PITCHES

If he wants to be THE MAN.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

but Doggie could not hit like Z.

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maddux could lay down a mean bunt

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about pitching blind

But apparently, you really could catch him with your eyes closed.

ESPN: The Magazine, April 4, 2008

"I owe [Dunston] a lot. Nobody would know how good I was at digging balls out of the dirt if it wasn't for him..." -Mark Grace
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Mar 9, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And posting a topic like this one

is always going to make new friends here

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/3/5/781811/need-some-more-quick-help

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 10:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey! You're gonna scare the newbies off!

"That's my opinion and if you don't like it, well, I have others." ~ Groucho Marx

by Al Yellon on Mar 9, 2009 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Al - how could you let the following phrase remain
Wood – “The next big thing until he was ridden with injury after injury”

It just sounds wrong.

by N Oakley on Mar 9, 2009 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome aboard

Welcome aboard to the newbies. We’re the best Cubs group on the internet heck on earth!

Sometimes we can be a little goofy (sometimes I personally can be A LOT GOOFY) but once you get to know us I think you’ll like us.

The more the merrier.

JIXAVERSARY! March 7, 2000 to March 7, 2009. My avatar refers to me participating in the writing challenge and making it~

by puckishcubsfan on Mar 9, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions  

no one is as goofy as

Worf

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

When you say goofy?

Did you really mean ill-tempered and confrontational?

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but he would neck and neck

with Blou. Though to be fair I would have to give Worf the edge in ill-tempered at least.

In any event newbies welcome to the colorful cast of characters here at BCB where Cub fans from Australia to Alaska gather. Don’t be shy about posting no one else is.

"I daydream just like everybody else, I just do it with my body facing the field, so everybody thinks I'm paying attention."- Greg Maddux

by Doggie Stalker on Mar 9, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

good call

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Truth does not do as much good in the world as the semblance of truth does evil," - Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 64.

by Emelie on Mar 9, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

DE RO

God I am going to miss that guy…….. GO USA

by nimblenikelfoos on Mar 9, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Um, wrong thread?

My sig line is out for jury duty.

by daver on Mar 9, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

its the BCB version of turrets syndrome

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neifi Perez!

Todd Hundley! Ronnie Woo Woo!

"Prince Fielder Dies Of Inside-The-Park Homerun" - The Onion

by DTJchris on Mar 9, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

J_O_S_E

Macias!

"I like coconuts, you can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun" Widespread Panic

by Cubbie-Tim on Mar 9, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

48 hour waiting period...

makes you feel like misuse of BCB can inflict more harm than a hand gun.

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Mar 9, 2009 2:43 PM CDT reply actions  

that depends

on what state you’re in.

definitely in texas though

There's nothing wrong with this team that more pitching, more fielding and more hitting couldn't help......"--Bill Buckner

by laidbackliam on Mar 9, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

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