I thought this might help everyone out - copy and paste this into the text of your fanpost and fill in the bold bracketed fields as desired. Have fun!
How long should [CUBS/BCB/OTHER ORGANIZATION] give [NAME OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER] [IN/AS] [CURRENT POSITION]?
Alright, while I personally don't think [NAME OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER] will ever have much of a significant career in the [MAJORS/BCB/LIFE], I am willing to give him some time to produce as the type of [CURRENT POSITION] the [CUBS/BCB/OTHER ORGANIZATION] imagined him to be. I've stated here before why I don't think [NAME OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER] will ever live up to most [CUBS/BCB/OTHER ORGANIZATION] expectations at the [LOCATION OF WORK] and that is his god awful terrible [SHORTCOMING OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER], which doesn't allow him to [EFFECT OF SHORTCOMING] and when he does [ALMOST SUCCEED], it's nothing but a [DESCRIBE FAILURE] ([FAMOUS PERSON WHO AGREES WITH ME] said basically word for word the same thing, on last nights game - so, to whoever said they wouldn't listen to me because I don't have a "trained eye", do you think [FAMOUS PERSON WHO AGREES WITH ME] has a trained eye?).
Anyway, having said that, I think that maybe if he is still struggling after this week, he needs to be moved [PROPOSED DEMOTION] at the very least and maybe even [MORE SERIOUS DEMOTION]. I would put [PROPOSED REPLACEMENT] in the [CURRENT POSITION], who I have much more confidence in and I imagine Lou would too, who could shake things up and would be a good [ANOTHER TALENT OF PROPOSED REPLACEMENT] as well.
Not at all saying this after one game and is in no way a knee jerk reaction, but even the staunchest [NAME OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER] fan must admit his struggles in the 2nd half last year and it's due to [DESCRIBE OPPOSITION] making the adjustment to him and so far what Ive seen from him in the [DESCRIBE OTHER ACTIVITIES] and today, I don't see any signs of him making an adjustment as his [SHORTCOMING] looks exactly the same as last year.
Who would you put in the [CURRENT POSITION] if [NAME OF PLAYER/COACH/ANNOUNCER/BCB POSTER] continues his struggles at [CURRENT POSITION]?