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Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Marlins, Friday 5/1, 1:20 CT

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Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Runs

score them!

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Soto went down looking :/

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Mmmm

Delicious Chinese takeout…

by Hilary Lee on May 1, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Denise Richards’ funbags

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

And it's not really what you think it is.

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, kinda

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

she's still one fine lady

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is better than wild things

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol thats some funny stuff

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Miles did something good

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Denise talking about "Wild Things"

and the booth goes quiet…

And on the sixth day, God created Joakim Noah...

by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

except for the....fap fap fap

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonder if Santo has his Hai Karate on?

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on May 1, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

So now that we started to slump is this the classic Cubbie panic and press we saw last fall?

It seems like we have many players who just let things get to them and start to press….I thought I saw it in the playoffs and I think it seems like it might be part of the problem when the team hits adversity…just a thought

by razzpunk on May 1, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know about that

Not an accusatory question in the least — but do you watch a lot of other baseball besides the Cubs?

by Not Bruce Froemming on May 1, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...of course my other favorite team is the Indians and they aren't much better....

but it just seems like we have guys that just all start to struggle at the same time….like batting with RISP…..it may just be a perception based on the games I have watched so far this year…

by razzpunk on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we finally going to see Hoff?

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cue the Clutche-meister

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

if the marlins dont score any more, we win this game

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ron's sweet-talkin' Denise.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

My gameday says

injury delay, whats going on?

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Marlin's pitcher was hurt - limping.

Pitching change.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pitcher slipped on grass covering 3rd on last play

limping

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

k

cubs really cant afford and injury right now. pitcher ok?

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's leaving

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

not our pitcher.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

im concerned about the Marlin’s pitcher, i mean we got a hit and a walk off of him…

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Now I can’t decide whether that was good or bad luck for the Cubs.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want to say that I'm happy that I spent 170 bucks on the baseball package

I can see it will provide countless hours of joy this summer?

"Bring On The Major Leagues" Stephen Malkmus

by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

please feel free

to call your EI provider and request a refund, Im sure they would gladly oblige

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

hello directtv....

yes sorry I was under the impression my favorite team in the whole world, who i blindly follow throw ups and downs were suppose to be good this year (at least that is what the price tag said) and well, they kind of suck. No like for real suck, like 2004 suck. Anyway. Can I …………I can’t get a refund. No i don’t want to root for the Pirates.

"Bring On The Major Leagues" Stephen Malkmus

by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol

exactly what i was thinking…

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Micah, remember me?

Now get a damn hit!

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Since Drew has disappeared, a recap:

Soto whiffed, Miles walked, and Fontenot singled.

Miles moved to third.

Hayden Penn is out injured, and Micah is pinch hitting

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

1 out

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

sometimes work intrudes.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

We Need Three HOFF!!!

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Bing, bam, boom.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bingo Bango Bongo

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

golf!

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

BUD!

we have things in common

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

god bless her

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ball 2 to Hoff.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

2-0 on Hoff

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

you've been relieved of your duties

thank you

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Badenhop? Is that the name of the pitcher?

Like a bad hop? How about “BadenWildPitch” or “BadenWalk”?

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that's German for "chopper up the middle."

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rays reliever.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

pitches

for the Rays, was pretty good last year too. Aussie

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoff pops it out to shallow left

two outs. Soriano to the plate.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Shitburgers

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

must get hit

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The clutch hits continue

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soriano hitting under .160 with runners on this season

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

and 0-2 today

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never tell me the odds.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

last time I posted his failure with runners on, he hit a three run homer

that’s my intent again

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

so you're saying theres a chance

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying there's a chance

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living."

by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

million to once chances

happen nine times out of ten.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soriano takes ball one

nearly hit him.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Gameday

shows the first pitch in his ribcage

"I have not failed. I have merely identified seven hundred twenty three ideas that didn't work"

by redivycubs on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i saw that

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soriano fouls one

deep to left out of play. 1-1.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Sori out front of that one

but a good swing on it though

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Up and in

another fastball.. 2-1.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Awkward mention of Denise's ex-husband.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

isnt that the guy who tries to hang out with mj in the underwear commercials??

his dad is the president?

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that entire conversation was awkward

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ball three.

3-1

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Soriano

walks. Two outs. Bases loaded. Riot to the plate.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Bases loaded again

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

This Richards' interview is HORRIBLE.

She has nothing interesting to talk about. You can’t talk about her body…so what else is there? Her body of work? Starship Troopers?

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey

That was a fun campy movie

by Hilary Lee on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

and as an added note

the soldeir’s armor was used for Alliance troops in firefly…

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome movie.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

when that movie comes on

I cannot turn it off. It’s like Bull Durham.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wild Things!!!

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe her awful reality show.

Denise Richards’ colon – It’s complicated.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise just said:

“Sitcoms are fun.” That was her entire statement.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bases juiced for the slugging Ryan Theriot.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I got one thing to say.

Icalledit

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Riot takes a strike

0-1.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Fly ball deep

GRAND SLAM HOMERUN!!!! RYAN THERIOT!

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude, shut up.

That’s not even funny. Just stop.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

DAVER!

HE HIT A HOMERUN! DAVER!!!!!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOT A JOKE

"I'll play any day. I don't care if I'm 0-for-30, playing baseball is my PASSION. I'll go out and play." - Geo Soto

by CubbyBlues on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

um, he's not kidding?

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I'm listening to the audio, too.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY....

There is a chance!

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

GRAND SLAM OMG

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

RIOT GRANNNYYYYY

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

NO WAY!

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy freakin crap that's amazing

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

NO WAY

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't believe what I just saw

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

6-5 CUBS!

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Just dropped in to say:

Holy crap!

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer J. Simpson

by Shanghai Badger on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy Crap

INDEED!

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know how Pat sometimes overdoes it on the deep fly balls?

I refused to believe that was going until it was actually gone.

Hell, I still don’t believe it.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer J. Simpson

by Shanghai Badger on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys and gals, there's something wrong with my eyesight.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just about to post a smart ass comment about

how many teams have players uncapable of hitting a jack?

"Bring On The Major Leagues" Stephen Malkmus

by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe in miracles

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

hey dude

something awesome happened, dont bring down the high

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

sweet handle though

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

That sound you just heard...

…is the universe folding over on itself.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL????

IS THAT REALLY RYAN THERIOT??

Evey Hammond: Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici. V: By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy coly!

GameCast had that one deep in the bleachers… was it?!

The wind MUST be blowing out, right?

by kanderber on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

No

First row in the bleachers. Counts just the same.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana (1863-1952)

by cubfred on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO ONE expected that

Pat & Ron had just said, “Theriot can make it a close game with one swing” – thinking, a single with 2 RBIs.

by ChipSet on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

there was something

of a pause.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ron said...

“Oh boy!”

Someday we'll go all the way...

by CubsBullsBears on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi guys`

just had to come back to say how awesome Theriot is today:-0
can we forget all the errors lately :-)

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by Andre Fonseca on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmmm

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe we have a winner.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Riot PPPOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWERRRRRR

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i thought it was a joke..omg

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

did too

except that 3 peoples said it at once

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That did not just happen

That was the last thing I expected to happen

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Million to one chances

happen nine times out of ten!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan

SUCKS ROCKS!

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

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by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bradley

runs the count full.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just hoping it got over the LF's head...

……and it kept going and going and going…..OMG

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

From this point forth

Denise Richards pics shall guide The Riot toward Slugging glory.

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by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

abso freaking lutely

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope so

she’s got great fun bags

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by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shocking

Absolutely shocking!

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by Itchy on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Other than Ryan Theriot

just about every other Cubs infielder needs to be traded. Just sayin.

by adam316 on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

ill take fontenot

over several other 2b men in the league

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was just messin'

not serious, but waiting for those type of comments to start after today, LOL.

by adam316 on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is this one guy...

what’s his name… Aramis something?

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by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

denise is hot

Jack
derv
@themightycub

by derv on May 1, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Reed Johnson.

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by Shanghai Badger on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

and have more homeruns than Soto on May 1st

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I seriously put a Theriot grand slam first on my list of “Things I Never Thought Would Ever Happen”

by CubsFan87 on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially when down 3

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by preachermancubsfan on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bradley Ks

On to the top of the 7th!

I sure hope Patton can hold on.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Patton is out

didnt he get pinch hit for?

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's right.

Hoff hit for him.

Who is left to pitch?

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The non-LOOGY?

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guzman

Cotts, heilman, and Gregg, oh and marmol, but i hope he isnt used.

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine

Heilman can come in.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didnt

see yesterday’s game, forgot that he got into trouble in teh 10th

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

gonna be Cotts. I pray I'm wrong

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope your right

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, who said the game was over after the second inning?

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

a lot of people

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Riot

Hope this wakes up the rest of the order

by sdurst on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

So Ryan Theriot hits a granny.

And Milton Bradley strikes out.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

OK...

did someone drop acid in my water, or did The Riot just hit a Grand Slam?

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by mutleyil on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Riot

just hit a grand slam.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Fielder has yet to get one :)

RIOT power

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by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very happy for

Theriot. He needed that.

by sue369 on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I've been avoiding chat...

Because of the poor play and I’m 30 seconds behind on MLB.tv (I’d rather watch the higher quality delayed then the lower-quality AFN broadcast) and just wanted to say

HOLY MACKERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't Riot

only hit singles? WTF?

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by redivycubs on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh SHIT

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

gargh! I was right. not good

and Cotts immediately throws two balls

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, boy.

Cotts is pitching. 2-0 is the count already.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Hold onto your butts

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Please, Neal.

Please, please, please.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Uggla takes ball three.

Marmol warming up.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Dear. Lord.

And on the sixth day, God created Joakim Noah...

by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Question

If Cotts can not get outs is there anyway Lou can justify keeping this guy around right now?

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

he's a lefty

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying I agree with that rationalization

but it’s the only one he could use

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So if Im a lefty Lou will play me? Where is my agent?

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uggla walks.

Come on, Cotts. There are SEVEN GUYS WITH MITTS BEHIND YOU. Put it over the plate!

7th walk.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously...

why is Cotts still on the roster. Who cares what arm you throw with if you can’t get it over the plate?

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by mutleyil on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Ball 3

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Walks him on four pitches

can we get rid of this fucking schlub yet?

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

ok, while we are waiting,

I have been thinking recently as our Cubs have been awful and Joel Pinerio is 4-0. Can anyone tell me which Cubs pitcher has exceeded expectations under Rothchilde? I feel like a downer today.

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by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Marshall

Marquis
I think Harden has done better as a Cub than as an A, today notwithstanding.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

Marhall has never been consistent
Marquis maybe
harden has had streaks like this before good and bad

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by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marquis did NOT exceed expectations under Larry

he met them maybe, but no way you claim he exceeded them. Jury is still very much out on Marshall as well.

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

well, we disagree. Marshall has already proved to be a good addition to the rotation.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

small sample size

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

you use it when you need it.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

just like you do.

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

but I don't

decry it’s use.

Marshall has done well. I don’t see how you can deny that.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't he?

But small sample size definitely DOES NOT NO WAY IN HELL apply to the season

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dempster?

But I heard he did a lot of work on his own…

by Mapmaker on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dempster too.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

And that Dempster guy as well.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey, what about dempster?

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see

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by graceunderpressure on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see?

did you miss last season?

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

but it’s also the one where Ryan Dempster become a very productive starting pitcher.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dempster was pretty decent before he got hurt

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

4. straight. balls.

This Cotts and then Marmol system isn’t working.

by Mapmaker on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

DO NOT WALK PEOPLE!!!! damn it

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Stop this fuking joke

Put in someone WHO CAN PITCH!!!

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm waiting for a shot to ring out,

Cotts to crumple to the ground, only for the camera to pan to lou at the top of the dugout with a smoking sniper rifle in the crook of his arm

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by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

… I see

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by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

Cotts has two strikes on a guy! Get this out!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG -- Strike

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by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

STRIKE THREE CALLED!

COTTS GOT A K! One out.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

hell

got about 10 degrees cooler with that pitch

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, one down....

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

i was laying in bed

almost asleep, with 720 on softly in the background and then i hear “grand slam theriot.”

who woulda thunk

lets get a W!

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Gload

to the plate. Marmol ready in the pen.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

strike one.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

a strike out????

i guess baker was trying to give himself up

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Strike what

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by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Loy giving this one away again?

Why would you put Cotts in right now? I’d rather see Koyie Hill pitching right now.

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by The Original Dave on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Lou, even.

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by The Original Dave on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double play would be nice

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

gameday

says “missed bunt” for the second strike

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baker

goes 0-2.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Theriot GS, Cotts K's a batter?

weird

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by redivycubs on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Apocalypse eminent

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

we've gone into another dimension

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe the worm is turning

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

out

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-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much to ask

Lou’s really tempting fate to expect Cotts to pitch a scoreless inning on the same day that The Riot hits a GS.

by Jody Jody Davis on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is neal cotts finding out how to throw strikes!?

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

He threw a lot of them last season.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

Remembering* how

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living."

by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!

Sorry I’m late. Was out running errands. When we were down 5-1, I got really frustrated and told Mrs. Worf the Evil Cardinal Fan that I was losing hope.

I am now going to push to name our child Ryan Theriot Worfington.

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by Worf on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

We've determined Denise Richards' turns Theriot's crank.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still think Sophie Marceau

Makes Denise look like a booger

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by Worf on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call

but any ‘Hot Chick’ list needs to include Catherine Zeta-Jones..

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by redivycubs on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

I make it a policy…

Lips that have touched Michael Douglas will never touch me.

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by Worf on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're probably safe with that.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we cut this game to 7 innings? I'd feel better about our chances.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Where's that damn rain?!

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

so would many other teams

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

count run

to 2-2.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Gload

fouls another one away.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Pat and Ron STILL talking about Denise Richards.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess she left an impression.

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by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

convex

not concave.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's Gold, Drew!

“Gold!”

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by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jimmy likes

grand slam homeruns.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

frakkin' foul balls

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gload fouls another one away.

gotta get him.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

6-5 Cubs

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot had a GS

no joke

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a way

to get her to stop singing. I approve!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Emelie!

EMELIE! RYAN THERIOT HIT A GRAND SLAM HOME RUN!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

not today...lol

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least not his

hitting. and i think a gs gives him a few games pass on the fielding

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

you want to make pass at Ryan Theriot?

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

let’s not get hasty here. :P

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-5 cubs

Tamia Lynn Davis:
Born: August 18, 2008

by Unique on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

top 7

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by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

7th

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

another foul.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Not good.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got him!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

10th pitch!

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Fly ball to left center to

Johnson. Two outs. Uggla back to first.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Phew.

OK, Neal, now get all-glove, no-bat boy.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 DOWN

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Well done Cotts

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Blasphemy!

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 OUTS

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Gload just missed it

Who’s more nervous, us or Lou? He’s wearing out a path in the dugout

by Mapmaker on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

All we need

is for Theriot to hit one grand slam per game and I would feel really good about our playoff chances.

by adam316 on May 1, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

trade

Trade him right now while he is at his highest value!

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by KedzieKid on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

STRIKE 3!

inning over

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

0-2!

Amezega strikes out! THREE OUTS! TWO STRIKEOUTS FOR COTTS!

EVERYBODY SING!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!!!!

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I just pooped a little

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

turtle, turtle!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

sometimes surprise gets to you

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay Cotts

You’re off the hook. For now. But I’ve got my eyes on you….

by Hilary Lee on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I am not going to kill him anymore. Still warry

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by jkobus on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tellin' ya...

…when Neal Cotts throws strikes, he’s not a bad pitcher.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade Cotts now!

His value will never be higher, and the chances of him repeating this performance are about as high as me nailing Denise Richards

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

this is painful....

i thought i was tone deaf

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Denise Richards

voice of an angel…. lol

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

This is excruciating...

… i have office mates looking at me like “what the HELL are you listening to?”

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by AndrewJStone on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch, Denise

She got the words wrong.

by elgato on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

she got em wrong

and was even reading them from a paper

by bclark89 on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

W O W

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

yes, and no.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

real as real life. Cotts got through an inning and Theriot hit a GS homer

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's fricken

reading the words. Jesus

by sue369 on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy god, my ears are bleeding

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone got a recording of nails on a chalkboard?

i would prefer it

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by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, Denise sure CAN'T sing...

not that it matters…

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by Zeke on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

but I am going to wash my ears out...

Go Green! Go White! GO STATE!
King Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

by Zeke on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

She can't sing but I don't care....

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

this is

Painful. Can’t sing AND is crazy. Deadly combo right there

by AGC on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

also hot

that’s the trifecta

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol yeah it makes you weigh your values in a woman

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know

you have to be messed up if Charlie Sheen kicks you to the curb.

by AGC on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha ha ha

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by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou is doing a good job of not managing this game.

Who’s gonna throw our last two innings? Surely not Marmol or Heilman. He already wasted Shark on 1 out. Who’s left?

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

When we used a lot of our relievers yesterday...

…and only threw a guy out there for 1 out, yeah, I can call it wasting. Rich threw 3.2 innings.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

he only took him out because we were threatening and wanted to go for some runs

it was not a waste

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think whatever you want there, chief.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe Marmol was up.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what they said.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

nominate Cotts him for scotus...there's an opening

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Cotts ERA: 4.50

Wait a minute... who am I here?

by malicedoom on May 1, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

WWWOOOOOWWWW

Cotts not only gets 3 outs, he gets a strike out to finish it!!

So, is Lou going to keep him in now or is he going to put in Marmol in the 8th and Gregg in the 9th?

by Freddyd on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I believe he had 2 Ks, no?

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

he had a pair

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise and Rosanne should have a sing-off

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Lee batting

runs the count to 2-1.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Lee

base hit to left! One on, no outs.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Perhaps he should parlay this two run game in to a trade...

… maybe we can land peavy and get the padres to pay both their salaries?

I mean, its clear he wants out of chicago and is done as a player, what else makes sense? :-)

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by AndrewJStone on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

that NTC is burning in the trashcan right now.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol len: Did you get wet earlier?

Brenly thinks: man i hope so

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by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

rofl...

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

OOOOOHHHH LEE HATERS!

Hoffpauir: 0/1
Lee: 2/4

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

rofl

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise Richards was a Cubs fan...we're good looking people....

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by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

What?!

Does Denise Richards have to do with Chicago or the Cubs? Can someone who’s watching the telecast tell us what she’s plugging?

by AGC on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah...she seems like she has her head screwed on right...and she's good looking.

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by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean screwed on tight

although really, she’s only crazy in regards to her men.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

and some charity thing

thats going on tomorrow- but yea mostly the show

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by Andre Fonseca on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise Richards' Colon - It's Complicated.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's from Chicago

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

she was born in Downer's Grove

and who cares, she’s hot

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

plus she’s good luck!

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh oh

Guys we need an intervention here need to introduce Bo to some hot women by picture because if he thinks the skank is hot he obviously has not seen a lot of hot.

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's from

the area and says she grew up a Cub fan

by sue369 on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like

Between Cotts and Theriot there was a momentum shift in this game

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I hereby motion that we add

Denise Richards to the “Erin Andrews Rotation”

Is there a second?

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

for Theriot at bats without question

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed: for Riot at bats

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mean...

… who would possibly object?

“Hi, would you like more eye candy in your game threads.”
“Oh, no thanks…”

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by AndrewJStone on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

for Theriot

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

seconded

as long as no audio clips make it on

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

aye!

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

aye

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by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think the motion will pass regardless :-P

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

so far

Soto hasn’t responded to any pics.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

indeed.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise Richards

Denise Richards has gotten everything in her life she has by sleeping with people so who is she sleeping with on the CUbs?

I’m expecting donkeys flying. Theriot grand slam and scoreless inning by Cotts within a 10 minute time frame?

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHA!

Is that opinion well known? lol

by The E-Man on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

She's sleeping

with Lou, of course.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

hee-hee...

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

eww

..now I have that image in my head. Thanks.

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by redivycubs on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Hendry.

Maybe that’s the real reason for Hendry working on getting into shape. He realized while sleeping with Denise how very far he had sunk and he needed to get better women.

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard she was doing Quade and hoping to work her way up.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

so she already "saw" Gathwrong?

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by LAcarl519 on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

does Trammel rank Rothschild or not?

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Trammel is second in command.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johnson

Ground ball base hit to center. Two on, no outs. Lee stopps at second.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty sucky

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have blue pills for that...it can last 4 hours!

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by LAcarl519 on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

seeing The Riot hit a GS made them all go??? WTF if he can do we can hit too

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

and RBI

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soto: get your BA up to your weight...pls

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by LAcarl519 on May 1, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Have Bob and Len been around an attractive woman before?

The questions and vibe in the booth with Denise Richards is beyond awkward.

by BeltwayCubsFan on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Kelly Pickler has some talent. The brains of a pinecone but at least she can sing.

What Denise Richards has talent for can’t be aired on WGN.

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prolly has a lot to do

with the reality show

And on the sixth day, God created Joakim Noah...

by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rosanne Barr?

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you SEEN Len and Bob?

Sorry fellahs. Too good an opening to waste…

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by Zeke on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're making her laugh...

…they’ve got total game.

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by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

all that time with the inflatable dolls is paying off.

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by LAcarl519 on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's painful to look at GameDay...

…and see exactly 1 starter with a AVG over .300 with Theriot, and our lowest pitcher (throwing today) under a 5.00 ERA is Neal Cotts (shutters).

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

For Geo: From Miss Puerto Rico Contestants

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

well, maybe just one

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going south

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got back from

P.R. – and really some of the prettiest ladies in one place I have seen. My wife noticed that about the dudes, too. I had to agree with her, although with not the appreciation she had.

by The E-Man on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way

With our terrible offense and bullpen stats we are three innings away from somehow being .500

by BeltwayCubsFan on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon, Soto

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Making fun of bat boy

have you no shame Denise Richards

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

she's not

familiar with the concept.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soto

is ahead of the ball. He keeps chopping balls foul left.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Soto runs the count

3-2.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

runners go

but Soto fouls it.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope the inning goes on forever

they ran out of questions 10 minutes ago for Denise, sooner or later someone is going to make a ‘Wild Things’ reference and it will be game on.

by BeltwayCubsFan on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

rofl

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soto with a RBI!

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by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

GEO!!!

success!

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

SOTO

LINED TO CENTER! 7-5 CUBS! Lee scores, Cliff to third!

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Insurance runs...so sweet...like honey...

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by daver on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like

three more, please.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only because it's been so long since we had any.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

because I don’t trust Marmol to not cough two up before he gets in the groove.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think

he would pitch today

"Respect" ~ Ryne Sandberg

by gwood on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeay!

Go Green! Go White! GO STATE!
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Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

by Zeke on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I may steal that

Aaron “Wee Little Pixie” Miles steps to the plate.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that a boy GEO

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

NOBODY steps on a church in my town

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Pitching change...

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by Zeke on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Badenhoff

is out. Pitching change!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Hanley in

Denise out. Not good

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

by Cubsfanatic on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, he's in the game now?

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

LEE HATERS:

Lee: 2 R
Micah: 0 R

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

good point

though, you CAN be concerned with Lee’s performance and still prefer him to Micah.

by elgato on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least Lee is hitting over .200. I’m sure as shit more concerned with Soto and Bradley.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lee haters

how many lee haters actually want to see him benched in favor of hoff?

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont think

anyone is looking for a permanent benching. at least i hope not, but i think a number of folks would like to see him hit the DL or at least sit a game a week

Oriole by nurture. Cub by marriage.

by wax eagle on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

good question

i’m not there yet. not very close either

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by MJMars on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where's Clutche?

Why isn’t he respnoding?

What’s taking him so long?

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe he's still looking

for DGU.

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's only been 2 minutes, com'on daver, give him another 2-4 minutes.

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by dtpollitt on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

vroom vroom Badenhoff...

…get the frak off the field.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

VROOM VROOM BADENHOFF

CUBS RALLY SCHTARTER!

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hereby motion....

The Puerto Rico girl gets added to the “Erin Andrews Rotation”

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

its for geo?

does that count?

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Document evidence

Where a Geo picture increases on-field performance.

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

^^tosses one to Sue.....

Happy? :)

The day we lose our will to fight - Is the day we lose our Freedom.

by sanantonecub on May 1, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

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by KaliCub on May 1, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Denise didn't even make it through the half-inning

Len and Bob didn’t have anything to talk to her about. Pretty funny.

by elgato on May 1, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

They don’t make enough money and are both married. The married part has never stopped her but the only have a couple million each would.

There is a reason she is known as a mattress.

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’m getting more and more POed at this 7th inning stretch thing every day and this is such a new low it’s not even funny.

And I have a personal connection to a situation related to Ms. Richards.

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have a personal connection to everything

give it a rest. She is in town for a Kidney Cancer fund raiser too. She doesn’t sound all bad.

by LT on May 1, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're dating Charlie Sheen now?

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on May 1, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

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by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

::: awkward silence :::

“Yeaaah, so thanks for stopping by, Denise.”

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish that song would go away

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

What s the latest on Ramirez by the way? Been tied up til the Theriot grand slam

Jay is our Quarterback. I REPEAT JAY IS OUR QUARTERBACK. Did I mention we have a Quarterback who happens to be named Jay?.

by puckishcubsfan on May 1, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

he's still not playing, no one knows when he'll be back

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

YMCA- God I HATE that friggin' song...

Go Green! Go White! GO STATE!
King Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

by Zeke on May 1, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"Oh Crap"
-Famous Last Words by General George Custer

by BoVandy on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

For Emelie

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

wow.

Miles has had more line drives caught by jumping infielders this series…

"That’s the great thing about baseball, you never know what’s going to happen till you get the final out." — Lou Piniella

by drewishdrewid on May 1, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

No kidding. Good reflexes by Johnson.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on May 1, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

...than he's had hits the entire season!

If the Cubs were an international soccer team they'd be called Scotland.

by mrtobby on May 1, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been robbed more often than...damn, I got nothin'.

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by daver on May 1, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bernie Madoff's clientele?

And on the sixth day, God created Joakim Noah...

by TheTruth11 on May 1, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor miles

Funny the way it is, how a kid walks ten miles to school while another is dropping out

by heine41 on May 1, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

When did Brooks Robinson suit up to play 3rd for the Marlins?

Go Green! Go White! GO STATE!
King Leonidas: Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!

by Zeke on May 1, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

one out.

Fonty to the plate.

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