[Name of player] needs to go.  [Player] can't [play defense/pitch/hit/is a cancer].

Curse words.

The solution is to [trade for superstar player/trade for DeRo/DFA player/call up random minor leaguer].

[Stats of problem]

[Stats of solution]

[Value of intangibles that solution brings/cost intangibles problem has].

I know some people value [x stat] but really the problem with that is it doesn't take into account [y stat] which is OBVIOUSLY better and [problem player] has a [number representing y stat], which is [below league average/0/terrible for stereotyped position of player].

[Z stat] is also good.  [Solution player] has [z stat] in spades. [I choose to ignore y stat because it doesn't suit my goals or is a small sample size.]

Curse words.

If only [Jim Hendry/Lou/Coaching staff] did [their/his] job[s] we wouldn't be in this mess.

Curse words.

Other incoherent emotional mumbo-jumbo.

I will [stop watching/stop eating/drink more/throw myself off the ledge] if [Hendry/Lou] don't do as my clearly original and insightful post says they should.

Curse words.

Ron Santo for president.

Words to make this fit in as a fanpost because I think my opinion is of more value than the rules of the site.  This is also a new thought nobody has had in the past week so you must all see it. 

Curse words.

To be more convincing, I didn't use paragraphs.