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Things that will happen before the Cubs find their offense.

We all know this month long offensive funk as been painful. You're gonna either laugh or cry. So let's laugh and have some fun, eh?

It feels like the Cubs are never gonna start hitting, let's start a tongue-in-cheek list of things that have a better chance of happening before the Cubs find their offense.  It'll start the the list off.
  • Aaron Miles get's hot and locks down 2B for the remainder of the season.
  • The Cubs re-sign Mark Derosa
  • Lou takes Soriano out of the lead-off spot.

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