Getting away from the typical DeRosa talks, which I'm sad to say isn't gonna happen, why not the Padres Kouzmanoff? I understand his numbers aren't terrific but a change of scenery could do good things for him, plus the ball jumps better at Wrigley then Petco. He's also a better hitter on the road. Could be cheap, and then eventually a decent bat off the bench when A-Ram returns.
(first post so I hope I did that right...)