Souvenirs

by thekevinoriecurse on Jun 29, 2009 8:03 PM CDT

I think I may have discovered a new niche industry in which I can make lots of money. I am going to sell medicines that contain the strongest healing ingredients known to man - Mark DeRosa's tears. I've also got plans to make tinctures containing ground up DeRo toenails. For those of you true DeRosa maniacs, I'm also going to make a DeRo real doll for you to snuggle with this October. Let me know if you're interested.

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Love your username.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions

and when you hit it big

we’ll be able to invest in your company. it will be on the NASDAQ with ticker symbol DERO

by tim815 on Jun 29, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions

lmao

Nice Post

Go Cubs Go!!!!

by cubsluver22 on Jun 29, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions

Thanks so much!!!

I’ll take Derosa tears and toenails. Do u think u can throw in one of Kerry Woods’ contacts? Thanks!!!

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Jun 29, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions

We need a

good rumor to stop all the inane posts. Anyone hear any Brandon Wood/Rich Harden chatter anywhere?

DEJESUS!!!

by tomas21 on Jun 29, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions

One of Sammy Sosa's pubic hairs healed a blind child once...

…or so that is how the legend goes. I didn’t ask any questions and I know no more.

by TheHawkRules on Jun 29, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions

this is a ridiculous post

everyone knows that Dero never cries, so i call shenanigans on your medicine BS

See ya
Ballgame…again.
by krummy12 on Jun 18, 2009 3:57 PM EDT [down 3-1 in the SEVENTH INNING vs. Sox -- Cubs win 6-5 in the 9th]

Nice
And the fool’s gold lasts approximately 23 hours. Not a good team. Not even close.
by krummy12 on Jun 19, 2009 4:25 PM EDT [down 6-0 in the THIRD INNING vs. Cle - Cubs win 8-7 in the 10th]

by joeschmitt on Jun 29, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions

thus why we still don't have that cure for cancer

I was told that I ruined this house with my anger

by tempchad on Jun 30, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions

Where is DeRo from?

Maybe you can sponsor bus trips there, kinda like going to Lourdes, where people can heal themselves at the DeRo grotto.

by Not Bruce Froemming on Jun 29, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions

Yeah, but do you have his used bubble gum?

…and if you do, can it fetch more than Gonzo’s did on eBay?

Sweet Lou for Mayor in '11.

by blackhawk24 on Jun 30, 2009 6:20 AM CDT reply actions

Everyone knows that

Ted Lilly >>>>>> Chuck Norris >>>>>> Saint DeRosa

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 AM CDT reply actions

Let's REALLY get this Fanpost movin'. Here's a topic:

DeRo and Ted Lilly get into a fight.

Discuss.

I've committed to tweeting about the Cubs for the rest of the season. (Does that sound as ridiculous as I think it does?) Anyway, if you're on Twitter, you can follow me here.

by daver on Jun 30, 2009 10:42 AM CDT reply actions

Ted Lilly

Has a fist hidden in his curveball. Mark DeRosa counters by moving to right field.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jun 30, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions

Ted Lilly's eyes shoot laser beams...

…but DeRo’s smile is like a deflector shield.

I've committed to tweeting about the Cubs for the rest of the season. (Does that sound as ridiculous as I think it does?) Anyway, if you're on Twitter, you can follow me here.

by daver on Jun 30, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions

Ted Lilly runs over Molina

but DeRo hits a grand-slam home run.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. When they play over their heads, and when they play under the gutter. When they win the division, and then get swept in the division series. When they get no-hitters and when they blow no-hitters. And some day, when they go all the way and get those rings. This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jun 30, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions

Ted Lilly burns bridges...

…but DeRo uses his Ivy League education to rebuild them.

I've committed to tweeting about the Cubs for the rest of the season. (Does that sound as ridiculous as I think it does?) Anyway, if you're on Twitter, you can follow me here.

by daver on Jun 30, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions