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Overflow Thread 2: Cubs vs. Cardinals, Friday 7/10, 1:20 CT

From Wednesday's game.

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"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

Cubs record since April 2004: 4-0

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

failz

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow...

that’s the first quintuple I’ve seen on here. Very impressive lol

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

**first quintuple fail**

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

fail

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get Harden out of there!

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Can anyone explain

Why we threw to Pujols right after he had an RBI triple? Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

by Hilary Lee on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

or asleep

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

major mistake. major.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the jump...

It was getting tough to keep up in there.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

NP

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play Dome!!!!

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

DOME!

nice play!

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

tough with this wind cuz fly balls will carry in to seats. normally i would agree with you.

pujols would have poped out but ball just kept carrying and carrying and carrying. it made it by a foot.

by MandMexpress12 on Jul 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

cry more molina

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

What, did Lilly glare at him from the dugout?

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he might have

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

My father's text message to me about 5 minutes ago:
Jesus – Pujols = one man f*cking wrecking crew

I LOL’ed.

Dan

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I got a text from my friend

“We pretty much just decided Pujols is Jordan”

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

My father doesn't understand text messaging

he once brought his phone over because it kept beeping and he didn’t know why. It was a text from my sister, which she accidentally sent him instead of me. Apparently his phone had been beeping at him for a day or two.

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nothwithstanding this wind-blown Wrigley HR

Pujols hits the ball farther and harder than anyone. He has to be among the strongest hitters in the game. Ahem.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Ridiculous

You have to pitch to Pujols when he comes up first in the inning. Ludwick hits home runs, too.

"When you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

by vonde6 on Jul 10, 2009 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

We can't just walk the entire lineup and be ok?

Who’da thunk it?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't have to pitch to pujols.

ludwick is a good hitter, but he is not pujols. you make him prove that he can beat you.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed fully

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Pujols hits them more

I’d rather put him on and take my chances with Ludwick.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Harden is really not on control…

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

No manager in baseball

Would walk anyone with no one out and the based empty

by Notsnud on Jul 10, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

true

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pujols isn't just "anyone"

He’s kinda the exception to the rule, especially with the way he’s hitting this year.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

1BB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1 R

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just do the ol' unintentional intentional. Nothing NOTHING near the plate. Or tag his behind.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

hate that move. just put him on.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe some

chin music from harden to albert would help

by brian custer on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone

might get hit later this game/series….

by jthack on Jul 10, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

or strike him out...

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shark was

I’m hoping Marshall or Heilman comes out.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heilman

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just get this guy

and then you can go sit down, Rich.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Why would you want to take his bat out of the lineup?

Move him over to LF for the rest of the game.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

whew

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Got him!

Now let’s get some Cubs runs!

Cubs record since April 2004: 4-0

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright Cubbies, let's pick Rich Up!

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Soriano leadoff HR?

I’m not holding my breath, but it would be sweet

by murphymj on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope, Reed Johnson leading off for the game

and Theriot leading off this inning.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot is up

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one in their right minds would trade Pujols

That’s why I’m glad you’re joking.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else think

Carpender looks like kent with a stash.

by Notsnud on Jul 10, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

banks boulevard!

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok joe morgan

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok Joe Morgan!

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok joe morgan

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK Joe Morgan

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many home runs have we hit into those very baskets though??

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ernie banks hit almost all of his home runs into the baskets

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have to have them...Do you know how many balls would be interfered with otherwise??????

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know why the baskets are there?

I always wondered because I don’t recall any other team having the baskets in their stadiums.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe it's to stop

Fans from falling / jumping onto the field.

by Hilary Lee on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Wrigley the only stadium where fans sit so close to the wall?

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

They used to walk on the wall...

That’s why the top is peaked now, instead of flat.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

to pad ernie banks' home run totals

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're dumb

the baskets were there for like the last 5% of bank’s career with the cubs

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

[insert sarcasm sign]

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hard to tell

just sayin

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok i admit

more fishing than sarcasm

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

get these cubbie hitters some mini wheats stat!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

FU-KU-DOME!!!!

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Off topic but Bob Watson is an arse
Baltimore manager Dave Trembley has been suspended for two games and fined an undisclosed amount following his ejection in the first inning of the Orioles’ game against the Seattle Mariners earlier this week.

Bob Watson, Major League Baseball’s vice president in charge of discipline, said Friday that Trembley violated a rule that states an ejected manager must take no further part in a game.

Trembley was tossed Tuesday night for arguing a baserunning call. He told reporters after the game that when Luke Scott(notes) came into the clubhouse, Trembley told him to "get me a couple" runs.

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF?

That’s…messed up.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doesn't make sense to me.

“Get me a couple” is managing from the clubhouse? Then I’m managing from my computer right now.

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's watching the game, and says "get me a couple" runs?

Doesn’t make sense at all.

Cubs record since April 2004: 4-0

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was the manager booted from the game some years back

And kept trying to make his way back to the dugout with disguises. I could swear there was someone who put their cap down real low and zipped their jacket up to the neck, like no one would notice him if he was dressed like that.

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

good at bat

Dome!

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

pornstar catches it

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Carpenter

throws BEHIND Lee’s head.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Getting interesting!!

Gonna be a tight remaining series…

by jthack on Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

with a 75 mph curveball?

seriously you think he tried to hit him with a 1 run lead?

by jxmetal1 on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's LaRussa, yes, I do think it was a purpose pitch.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think when

Carpenter turned and looked into the dugout, he knew an offspeed pitch could be one to “get away with…”

by jthack on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly. That's how LaRussa operates.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ramirez, do something

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Now is the time Rami.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon, Rami...

we’re getting to this guy… cmon…

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

no, only one guy is

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

not true.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

well...consistently.

Carp bends, and rarely breaks.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's see if sori bails you out.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've hit him

well today.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the record, I hope he does.....I just have lost faith in him.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, bummer for your post.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the last time the middle will see him today.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, we will.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You seeing it now!!!!!???????

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

stop being a douche

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

carp is nibbling. And getting a few calls along the way

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

trying to get to soriano.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that was ball four

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

carps scared of lil rammy

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost got run over by a cab

Called it in. Cops showed up. Now I have to go testify against him Aug. 7.

Looks like I missed a bunch of stuff….

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

RAMIREZ!

With a single….

Time for Soriano to get one back!

by jthack on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, our standards are falling...This? For a non run scoring single? Man....it's gotten rough.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guy's been gone for two months...

So yea, we get a little excited to see him getting some hits.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow it's really true.

People will bitch about anything.

by sue369 on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need at least a split to show my face at the home run derby.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor?

we’re in the sixth inning, down by a run. Wait till the series is over before deciding it’s “poor”.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Hey, I live in St Louis too and, quite frankly, don’t give a shit what people think about me or my team.

BSG Girls = Cubs Win! So say we all.

by neverAcquiesce on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

So that gives you

the right to come in here and piss all over others posts?

by sue369 on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could be your seatmate

on that sinking ship of negativity.

by sue369 on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

man, you are a walking contradiction Sue. We all "love ya" though.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the record, I only piss on Drew's.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No I'm not

and thanks but I don’t need nor want your love.

by sue369 on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You haven't been in here

for a long time. Today you come in and criticize others for the littlest things or posting pictures. You don’t come across as very friendly. I was sticking up for those who post here every day. If you don’t like that too bad.

by sue369 on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice ram

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

nice hit

Rami! Cmon, Soriano. Shut everybody up!

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Sori, do something

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought April 19th?

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong. I thought I heard BB say that. Not sure I believe it.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes more sense. Thanks.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't he hit a HR in Cincy?

First week of June? Not that that’s much better.

by Jody Jody Davis on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on fonzie

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Now is as good a time as any to get out of a funk...

Let’s go Sori!

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

"Teams have figured out that Fonzi likes the heat" -- BB

Lay off the curves.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha! Thanks!

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

you think

Carpenter made that happen?

Cmon.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

the pitcher

has no control over where it’s hit to.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

ok.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Driven to left

but right at Ankiel. Sigh. He’s getting contact.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Dagnabit!

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

At least he hit it hard.

Still a failure of an at bat though.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

like 65

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

78

Cubs record since April 2004: 4-0

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, must have missed an inning.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was just unfortunate.

pretty good at bat. we’re having a tough luck day.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

mmmmmm, dos equis

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

stay thirsty my friend.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heilman

in to pitch.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

hooboy....joining late today,

Just in time to see Sori hit line drive out 3rd out w/RISP.
SSDD :(

by CubfaninRaleigh(869milestoWrigley) on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

not really

two weeks ago, that would have been dribbled to the pitcher, or a strikeout. Contact is important. Not as good as getting a hit, of course.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

old news but Soto possibly out for a month

damn, that’s a really like timeski

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

No shitski.

BSG Girls = Cubs Win! So say we all.

by neverAcquiesce on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

niceski!

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wowski!

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chomsky.

BSG Girls = Cubs Win! So say we all.

by neverAcquiesce on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

FTW

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

really long timeski

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heilman is in

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

I shudder

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

twss

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

(I have to keep a low profile… I’m really afraid)

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

All right kids - heading back out

Get us some runs, would ya?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

We'll do our best captain!

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

you haven't been ejected from a game have you

because if you have, Bob Watson would like to have a word

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why was that's good at bat

He swung at two straight breakers by his ankels

by Notsnud on Jul 10, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Heilman... try getting ahead in the count for a change.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I yelled it loud enough for him to hear me all the way from SoCal.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you hear me too?

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice pick there RJ!

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Reflecting

I can’t think of a more sad story in recent baseball than Soriano’s amazing decline. We have seen a pretty good player become a brutally bad player. In the old days, he would have been realeased many at-bats ago.
He really has been brutal since May. Wow.

"These are terrible times, and I shouldn't joke about them." --Warren Zevon

by ExNorthsider on Jul 10, 2009 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a good at bat.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The league knows that you don't have to pitch to him. So...he's done. He doesn't adjust.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he would only not swing at all during one AB to see what kind of shitski they throw at him.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldn't even take one pitch the second time though.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

he got

his pitch to hit. Isn’t that what everyone says he’s paid to do?

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

debatable that was his pitch to hit. That has been the problem for two months now right?

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

to an extent

Dome missed that catch the other day. I think it was a little lower for Dome, tho.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on heilman

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

hello. pujols is on deck.

what in the hell are you doing?

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

he's getting

squeezed.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting squeezed

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit Heilman!! Get ahead in the count, you can not pitch from behind...

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is Bob not in the booth today?

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

he's a party boy

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

watching his kid play in the minors or something

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was BS

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy...the home plate ump stands still and says nothing....

ta-da! it’s not a strike.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

woah. chilax

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

what a joke.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

That's ridiculous..Ump

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

that's a killer.

hard to see this turning out well.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

here comes a fatty groove.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Unintentional

IBB to Pujols here…

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Just Walk Him

and pray for a double play

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

just walk him AND ludwick...

we’ll only give up 1 run that way

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would you need to talk about what to do behind 3-0 on Pujols

with a base open?

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 10, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

It ain't open.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong term I guess

without the bases loaded

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i understood what you meant by saying "a base open"

instead of “1st base open”

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

he saying since 3rd is open

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

this has been so frustrating to watch this year. AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

then stop watching

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

was waiting for that. Thanks.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit Heilman!

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

alright.

gotta induce the double play, or get good shallow pop-ups…

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

ump's giving heilman nothing.

we’re in a lot of trouble.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

the 4 to Pujols

were essentially intentional.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

in his defense

four of those balls were unintentional, intentional balls

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has pitched well recently but

why did Hendry trade for Heilman? Does Hendry think when he makes moves?

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

It was Sori's fault :-)

Alfonso wanted Miles, Gathright, and Heilman.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. a disaster.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

cmon

get another strike.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Ummm....

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

crud.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

we can't even tag Pujols

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

He is a god among men

Can do now wrong. I can hear the Cards announcers gushing now.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

I don’t see how he ALWAYS takes that extra base when he’s not that fast.
Why can’t we ever throw him out?

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T SEE HIM!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Synonyms

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, that hurts.

heilman is not very good.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Ya think? :-)

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's an understatement...

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I'll turn this one off and wait for the press conference after the game

I just got my comics in the mail, so I’m off to read

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, Ramirez dropped the ball

There would be two outs if not for that. Meanwhile, the meltdown continues.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Four pitch walk

unintentional intentional to Ankiel?

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

What is Lou thinking now? Is he thinking about what to do?

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

He's thinking about ribs for dinner.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY is he still in there??????

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree...

….so frustrating

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't order you

but I will wonder why you bother, since you dislike it so much.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

AW SORIANO! COME ON!

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot should have never called on that one... It's either RJ or Fonzie's ball.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

this team

is playing with no intensity or concentration. I could see that in person on Wednesday. What a bunch of bums.

by thermal54 on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot cost us that run...

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He called off an OF on a ball that was clearly an OFs ball.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Riot peeled away and Fonzie had the ball in his glove…for a second.

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

and THEN morphed into Soriano's glove and swatted it away?

Cuz I clearly saw the ball hit Soriano’s glove, while Soriano looked away, as it clunked to the ground

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you watching the game?

He didn’t call anyone off. He got out of the way. Even ducked down to the ground. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am watching the game. Riot waved his arm to call off the OFs...

I know more about baseball than you have forgotten, or ever will know.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was called off by soriano

in one of the three languages he speaks

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice play, Soriano.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Bench him for the rest of the season

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ha.

yeah, this is just embarrassing. this is suck a junky team.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

meltdown madness

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

Bench him for the rest of the season. I don’t care how much they’re paying him.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

AMEN

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't hear from them now

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hear what?

Soriano booted it. That’s sucks. You shake it off and get back in the game.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soriano SUCKS...

in every baseball regard. BENCH HIS ASS

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

is there a clever way that I can agree with this in a new fashion. Plus whatever....

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he's the best outfielder in the majors

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's this idiot with Len?

Still Keith Moreland? Dude can’t form a sentence without stuttering.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

guys. shit happens.

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Doesn't mean we have to eat it.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

and happens, and happens, and happens, and happens

and happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happens
and happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happensand happens, and happens, and happens, and happens

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's the center of it

Too bad this entire team has chosen to melt down.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

oy vey!

can we give him a seeing eye dog to help him? this is pathetic.

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

dropped a fly ball.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm WTF?

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

yaddy popped up to SS and soriano rushed in to make the catch and couldnt make it

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like your effort

you’re wrong, but A+ for attempting to blame someone else for a ball that clunked off his glove

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I'm right. I know I'm right.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, you couldn't be more wrong if you tried

It was a textbook popup to short LF. Infielder takes it until the OF calls him off. No way in hell Theriot can take any blame for this one.

by justpassinthru on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It appeared that Theriot fell down (maybe not accidently?)

But he didn’t give Sori 24 hours notice that he would do that.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

more runs

The cubs at one time
showed up for big games…wish we knew what happened to that team

by CubfaninRaleigh(869milestoWrigley) on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, Heilman

is melting down.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Where is Lou?????

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

in the dugout where he should be....

Heilman should be hung out to dry here.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fundamentals apparently just aren't "FUN" enough for this team to focus on.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

They need 24 hours warning to prepare for them.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

wild pitch scores another? LOLOLOLOL

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

makes ya yearn for Cotts :-(

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uncle!

The pitching has been awful. The offense has been awful. The fielding has been awful. The managing has been awful. Uncle! I give.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

well, i think this gives us a pretty good sense of where things stand.

this team is lousy. the cardinals are on the way up.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

regular season should just be a single game

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

right, because this is really just an outlier.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow Cubs Fail today

That's big talk for a little guy,
but I'm walkin' without reply.
-Lil Wayne "Mr. Postman"

by shake n bake on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

The lugnuts have...

…come completely off for today boys and girls.

"I don't like them fellas that drive in two runs but let in three" Casey Stengel

by MPH73 on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

alright.

out of it. Let’s get those runs back.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

You're serious, right?

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course I am

I want my team to win.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

so do we Drew, so do we. Just isn't looking good. Oh yeah, nice at bat Hampster.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah you clearly want the cubs to win

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, fan = me (i.e., rooting for the team to come back)

im not optimistic about today, not common to come back down 5 runs. but i dont see the point in saying “game over”

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok then, but fan=me too. Deal with that. I am every bit the fan you are...just different.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well be a fan who engages in intelligent conversations

and states your opinions without jumping all over every player who doesn’t perform like you expect them to (yet again, not directed only at you but at all the other so called fans who have nothing of any importance to add to a conversation).

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that I do this, but to type endlessly that Soriano needs to understand the strike zone...

Seems a bit repetive. Say it once, then after that, comments on the current at bat seem appropriate. For Sorryano it is not a case to be debated. He doesn’t understand what a strike looks like, the whole league knows it, he flails at pitches that are unhittable, and he hurts the team with his lack or inability to play fundamental baseball (taking good routes to fly balls, staying focussed throughout the play, communicating to other fielders, moving the runner, etc….). What kind of analysis do you want?

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do too

I just don’t see this team doing it.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotta believe

at least, I do.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes...he is. It is endlessly entertaining.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's bizarre

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah what a nerd rooting for the cubs

when they are so painful to watch and annoying

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, honestly

If you have given up…then go away, and stop ragging on people who cheer for there team

by bilbosbuttons on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

this

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might as well.

Got nothing better to do this afternoon!

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not?

they already came back once when you all said “game over”

they should just put in a mercy rule and end the game when a team is down 5???

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course I do

this is the part I don’t understand. Yes, Heilman didn’t have anything today. Yes, Soriano screwed that catch.

So, we should just say “that’s it” and give up? The players aren’t doing that. Don’t you WANT to win???

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes i want to win.

but, this team is playing bad baseball, sloppy baseball. one lee homerun doesn’t change that.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

which doesn't change

the fact that I want to win.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure. i do too.

i don’t think anyone wants to lose. that’s why people bitch when it’s happening.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has the only extra base hit.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Us watching the game at home does not help the team win. Don't you ever know when to cut and run on a telecast?

Don’t you ever feel after suffering through a game like this that you wasted the time? Are you a masochist? I just don’t understand. After a game like this, I will feel like shit all night.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

THEN STOP WATCHING.

But don’t rag on me because I don’t stop watching, or because I still want them to win. How hard is that to understand? It’s like you guys went to the bathroom and fell in, and feel a need to storm into the living room, scattering crap and used toilet paper everywhere, screaming LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

My ex wife used to pull crap like that. It’s a big reason why she’s my ex-wife.

If you don’t want to feel like this when they lose, just stop watching.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

because this team

has never come from 5 down before?

I know they’re not playing well. I don’t look at the record and say “wow, isn’t this great”. I’m not fantasizing. I know this team has the ability to win more games. I hope they do it. Either way, I still go out there and say “LET’S GET SOME RUNS” every inning.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta believe.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched them at Wrigley come back against the Indians from being 7 down

I watched them at Wrigley last September when they came back to beat the Brewers. I watched them on TV overcome a double digit deficit, and the season before that I watched them go from last to first. You’re a fool to believe this team, or any team for that matter, can’t come back. No one is unhittable, not Carpenter, not Lincecum, etc. It’s like talking about guys that won’t get knocked out. Everyone can be KO’d, whether if it’s Pac, Fedor, Lyoto, etc.

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh....I think I get it now. I am sorry....that explains so much. Best of luck.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I don’t get why so many people are on here just to get pissed and rant and rave. If it’s that painful to watch then turn your tv off and go outside. Otherwise be a FAN and root for your team beacuse all the crap talking doesn’t help anyone at all.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously? I would argue to the contrary. Baseball is a game of trends, numbers, and percentages.

You think our odds are good today? Quick! Whip our your Baseball Prospectus!!! Wow, such an arrogant statement. I defer to your amazing fanhood.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, we star this again. Listen up...

Even Al concurs on this, so listen up. This board serves many purposes, chief among them is communicating with people who are passionate about the cubs. For whatever reason, we don’t have a living room full of people to converse with about the game. I don’t live near my cub fan family, and I don’t have any cub fan close friends (I live in St. Louis). Venting is cathartic. Venting with people who share your likes, dislikes, feelings, etc….can be extremely cathartic. When your team is letting you down…and doing it so spectacularly, and you spend money and time on them, it is FRUSTRATING. PERIOD. This is not just a board for those people like Sue, NBF, and Drew, and Joe, etc… but it is also a place where people like Kanderber and myself and others can vent a little (especially when done properly). Please, stop engaging in this discourse of “just go away”. It is insulting, and you have no right to it. Thank you for your support. Realize, we have been dealing with a tremendously underacheiving team, filled with negative personalities (not all, I know), and today we have witnessed TERRIBLE baseball. A six inning implosion of pitching, fielding, and poor fundamentals. Followed by a response by the batters of having the side struck out, followed by a leadoff walk, and that crappy defense on a ball where the cardinals are trying to give us outs. GET REAL PEOPLE!!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Venting like this

is being a whining 12 year old throwing a temper tantrum at Walgreens.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I find that statement

ironic.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

THANK GOD....SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED!!!!!!!!!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't we all just get along...

positivity (with occasional sarcasm and appropriate booing) here is what the first pitch threads are all about…

tapdeer…i agree w/ much of what your message is here…maybe develop a fanpost or something…

let’s not hang our heads after today’s embarrassment…tomorrow’s another day

by 12to23to17 on Jul 10, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW, dude, there is no appealing to you is there? That is not accurate at all.

That is akin to me saying that after you have been force fed a plate of feces, you smile and say “more please”. Seriously…do you not understand my point? Where do I name call? You are infamous on here, and that isn’t the same as famous. Sheesh.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I root for my team

A lot of people on this board do something else. If they can win this game, then I cheer. If they can’t, I say “get ’em tomorrow.” And I simply don’t see the point of people coming on this board just to rip the players and people who refuse to get all negative.

Go Cubs.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I don't understand why you respond to them.

These aren’t your boards. You are not their police. Keep rooting for them, seriously, we need all EDUCATED perspectives. Just don’t piss on those that are different so quickly. You seriously have the quickest trigger, and the most arrogant attitude all of the time. More and more people are noticing. KEEP ROOTING, just don’t be such a pain when others who have the right to say what they want to say something. If it is directed at you or one of your posts, then let’s discourse. Otherwise, back off. I will do the same.

GO CUBS (as if you are implying that I don’t feel the same way). Nice….

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I don’t think that’s the case whatsoever. In fact, I’m responding to fewer and fewer posts. The difference here is that the negative nancies are becoming hysterical, and explode over any contradiction.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, listen up...

Fell free to do whatever you want on here. However, don’t expect anyone to respect anything you have to say. If you need to vent, go find a hobby. There’s a reason that you like the Cubs and as a fellow fan I just don’t understand the need to yell “SORIANO SUCKS” or “F&@K THIS TEAM, THE CUBS SUCK”.

If you wanna vent then go ahead, but do it in a way where you don’t come across as a kindergartener who didn’t get his nap time.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, soriano sucks..sorry. I have never said "F this team" Please don't put words in my mouth.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not reffering solely to you...

I’m addressing all the people on here who automatically started spewing garbage like that the second Sori dropped the ball.

And you may think Soriano sucks, but he is a key piece to this team being successful.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a key piece to this team being UNSUCCESSFUL. I hope that changes, but I have my doubts.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I got no problem with venting

and I don’t get on people for doing so (usually). I’m a live and let live kinda guy.

But it’s also pretty insulting when the fans that don’t vent get “are you f’ing kidding me this team sucks… GET REAL PEOPLE”

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

TRUE

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear what you're saying though

my grandma’s a life-long fan, and she’s always been a venter something fierce.

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

this team should be embarrassed.

they are just throwing runs away. they look like a bunch of fools. at least lose with some dignity.

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."--Woody Guthrie

by buckmulligan on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

4-3 when Heilman enters...

A half inning later it’s 8-3. I know Soriano is a waste of space and contributed to the shitty inning, but Aaron Heilman is a complete failure of a pitcher.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

DING! What do we have for him Johnny??????

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heilman didn't drop the ball at third or drop the ball in the outfield

If not for any of those, this would only be 7-3. Soriano and Ramirez gave up that last run.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why in the world does Lou still use Heilman?

The guy can’t pitch in pressure games….I think that was shown last year when he was with the Mets.

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Cause Harden sucks and can't go more than 5 innings...

without throwing 100 pitches. So Lou has to go with an inning eater. Even though the inning eater is a failure.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm having really bed feelings that this summer is gonna suck.

hey at least we have Jay Cutler

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Aaron Heilman: Team Gas Can

On a positive note, Soriano continues to impress

Lets Go Hawks!

by CubsBall2202 on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that impressive

Soriano is a liability right now.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

you serious

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

....... lol

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sori speaks three languages

you appear to read none.

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

What trolls?

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got a bad feeling

With the face saving measure Hendry made with firing Perry, who’s next?

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Hendry's not going to fire himself

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's scrappy though

"We got some pretty good chemistry here. We got some toughness, and it's starting to show." - Lou Pinella

by Clutche on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

so… hows everyones summer

wells4roty

by jesus christos on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

rainy and cold

but at least i don’t have to wake up to go to work every morning

by murphymj on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked at that play in LF again

That was Theriot’s fault. Shouldnt have ever tried to catch a pop up with a runner at 3rd

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you. Someone else who actually saw the play for what it was.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course he's gonna go for the ball

maybe could have gotten out of the way better. bottom line…Sori has to make that catch

by daily2b on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, it's Theriot's fault...

that a ball bounces off of Soriano’s glove? Seriously?!

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any major league left-fielder should have caught a ball that just bounced out of his glove.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say it was his fault, but that ball was an OFs ball, not a SSs ball.

Fonzie was trying to avoid a collision, then realized that he would have to make a play on that ball.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot should go after that ball until someone behind him calls it off...

Theriot eventually ducked out of the way, likely when he heard Sori call him off.

To blame anyone but Soriano there is just patently absurd.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is absurd is Theriot calling off OFs, when it clearly is not his play.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE DIDN'T CALL THEM OFF.

Are you watching the game?! Theriot was on the freaking ground when that ball bounced off of Soriano’s glove. Christ.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't help it that you didn't see Theriot wave his arm before he went to the ground.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was a combination of both their faults

Theriots hands were up…but I don’t think he was waving them. that could have made the outfielders think that he lost the ball or that he was calling it. Soriano and RJ as the outfielders should have taken charge of that fly ball. Soriano was closer and I think he took control of that at the end when he saw Theriot give up on the ball. Soriano should have made that play.

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bottom line: If Theriot makes that catch, (as he clearly was calling off the OFs to do), then Pujols tags and scores, if an OF, (either Fonzie or RJ ) make the catch coming in, Pujols doesn't tag.

In order to avoid a clusterfuck collision of THREE players, (caused by Theriot- why else would he wave his arms?), Fonzie was distracted and dropped the ball. Please people try to understand the game.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Are you new to baseball? The SS should go after that ball hard until he is called off by the outfielder. That’s what he did. Soriano (finally) got in position, called him off, Theriot went to the ground, and then Sori had the ball bounce off his mitt.

Theriot didn’t affect Soriano in the slightest way. Blaming Theriot for Soriano failing to make the catch is just flat out stupid.

Jesus Christ, how am I having an argument with someone over this? Ball bounces off of player A’s glove and you’re blaming another player. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The depth that Theriot had to go into the OF clearly made it an OFs ball...

Simple. I’m done with this. You see what you want, I don’t give a shit anymore.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit it was an OF's ball!

But Theriot surely knows that Soriano sucks at basebal, and most relevantly there, sucks at defense. So of course he went after the ball! What should he have done… just stood there?

I’m glad you’re done with this. It’s a terrible argument.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm done with it b/c you don't understand the game.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're blaming the SS...

for the LF’s failures yet I’M the one who doesn’t understand the game. That’s rich.

by kanderber on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

No further comment needed. It’s the INF’s ball until the OF calls him off, much like it’s the LF/RF’s ball until the CF calls him off. End of story.

by justpassinthru on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless an IF calls him off, then realizes he can't make the play.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone is done with this...

and still talking about it.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Just drop it"

a little play on words that relates to the ball Sori/Theriot dropped.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the INF's ball until the OF calls him off.

It’s that simple. Why do you think Theriot peeled off at the last second ? I just watched the replay again, and Theriot handled that play by the book. He took the play until Soriano called him off. And Soriano DID call him off.

by justpassinthru on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You see what you want.

I'm a truth teller, I'm a risk taker, I'm like Johnny Cash - I walk the line...

by Jimmyeatworld on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm going to go see bruno

talk to you all tomorrow. lilly will save us

by murphymj on Jul 10, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Sprecher's root beer

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods on the Wii

It’s great. Seriously.

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!

but the new thingy in the back of the wiimote is hard to get used to after dominating previous iterations.

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which one's that one?

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

:: salivating ::

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you get that at World Market

More to the point, I guess, but does anyone know where a dude can get some Dr. Pepper made with cane sugar?

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've bought those beers at Whole Foods

and I’ve never seen cane sugar Dr. Pepper.

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it's available around here?

I had the Pepsi Natural and the cane sugar Pepsi and they were delish. I’d like to taste the Dr. Pepper too.

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it once at a World Market in Lansing

and I haven’t seen it anywhere else since…Every time I go to Chicago, I usually stop at Trader Joes to get some 2 Buck Chuck, and I always look for it there, but they never have it.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

free lapdances?

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those are an urban legend

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you're getting a free lapdance

I hope you can also get a free test for diseases.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a massive team-wide failure, this whole season

From 97 wins to this. A complete embarrassment and failure.
Virtually everyone on the roster has been stealing money. If it were any other team, I would find it amusing.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Who cares whose fault it was?

It’s a disgrace that no one on this team caught the ball …..

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy crap, this thread right now.

Hide the razor blades…

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Some of you make me laugh at how far you're taking this.

If it’s making you so upset, then, you know, maybe you should do something that will make you happy.

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

but what's the freakin' point?

I'm a Cubs FANATIC. They are my team, through thick and thin. [ibid] This is the kind of fan I am.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

is there a point to what you do?

we all have different views on what being a fan is.

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

the difference I guess

is that some of us try to support each-other and the team, and some of us simply rip things down, hold our breath, pound on the floor and howl.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1 rec'd.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very well said, thank you.

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

I really hate a lot of things. They make me miserable. So i avoid them.

"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

by AndrewJStone on Jul 10, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not even saying to completely avoid the Cubs altogether

but if they’re losing, and they’re making you upset, turn on ESPN3, watch some bowling, and take a nap. Read some Chomsky, he was referenced earlier, or setup your computer to do folding @ home…ANYTHING that will make you happy.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heilman gave up 4

Carpenter just struck out the side. Razor blades unite

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 straight K's

that’s how it’s done son!

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

by junkhorse on Jul 10, 2009 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

no - we need BJ Ryan

because this bullpen needs an enema.

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

by junkhorse on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

you couldn't get Richard Carpenter and his piano for Heilman

…though I hear he has a decent slider.

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

More anagram fun

Alfonso Soriano = Loafs on air soon

by Jody Jody Davis on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

too bad DeRosa is injured

Or else they could run some go routes, pregame.
That’s about all Shark is good for.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice fan cam! I'm happy now, peeps.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Extended version, no less

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

can’t win ’em all.

by daily2b on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

getting angry = fine

saying “game over” = stupid

making fun of people for cheering for the cubs and thinking there’s a chance = asshole

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

or command

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

they lack command of their control

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

take it outside kids.

we’re trying to sleep in here.

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fire the pitching coach too?

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

fire the organ player

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

GUYS join me on this quest for some rememberance

People are tense and need some lovin from 2008in. Booyah

Milton ...... see the ball hit the ball

by lexmarklover on Jul 10, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not trying to troll here, but

can you honestly take enjoy from the ’08 season after the debacle that was the playoffs?
97 wins, all for naught.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

absolutely

the 08 season was a great ride.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO. Good one.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what I'm really glad about...

That runs don’t carry over to the next game in the series like roll-over minutes. Otherwise we’d be screwed.

by Hilary Lee on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm hoping that the fans in Wrigley don't start a revolution and trash the field.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

You know how you can tell someone went to ND?

They will tell you.

by PieFan08 on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha - that's good

My folks went to IU, so I’ve been hearing jokes about ND for years. They’ll appreciate that one.

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

that’s kinda how my parents roll.

by wallrock on Jul 10, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna guess he was joking...

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure

they dont need a big inning. they just to want to add what they can

by murphymj on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game just made my lolcano erupt.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

ROFLcopter

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

moreland just said...

“tie goes to the runner”

don’t get me started on THAT again

by 12to23to17 on Jul 10, 2009 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Len says that it was "a dropped fly ball from Soriano" ....

Why doesn’t he know it was Theriot’s fault (/sarcasm>)

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Sue, Drew, Joe....I have a post for you up above. It is not defamatory...please see it.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

It took a while to compose....sorry.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

i cant find it, board is choppy for me

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can be sellers at least now

Too bad no one wants what we have.

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

4 games out

does not make us sellers.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I blame this team effort on Bob Brenly

…why not?

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

no sheet

"If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong." - a well known stock market guru

by LAcarl519 on Jul 10, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can anyone seriously not know the flippin' words to that song?

THEY GIVE THEM TO YOU ON A PIECE OF PAPER BEFORE YOU SING!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps he was nervous? I'm guessing singing in front of 50,000+ people

not the easiest thing to do.

Having said that, can we please……for the love of god……get rid of the guest singer?

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it would be something i could check off my bucket list

maybe instead of getting rid of it…maybe they could find people to do it that are passionate about the cubs…i’d like to sign up and the more 1000s watching the better…i’d rock the MIC

:P

by 12to23to17 on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

how about they limit it to people who can actually sing?

It was cute when Harry did it. But the ungodly screeching by a plethora of people is unbearable

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most disturbing

It’s bad enough that they can’t hit. (except Lee) But playing such lousy fundamental baseball, and showing no passion about their poor play is very disheartening.

"It's a funny old world. Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive." W.C. Fields

by KedzieKid on Jul 10, 2009 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

how should they be showing "passion" about their poor play?

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

by joeschmitt on Jul 10, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

It doesn’t seem to bother them. At least that’s the impression I get.

"It's a funny old world. Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive." W.C. Fields

by KedzieKid on Jul 10, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

into a meeting. Go Cubs.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 10, 2009 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Dave Duncan can turn anyone into an effective pitcher

as long as they can throw a slider.
Slider away, slider away, fastball in on the hands.
Lather, rinse, repeat.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Jul 10, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Fans

I kinow how you all feel. I’ve been following our boys in blue for 50 yrs. We still have the best fans in the world. NO other group could keep coming back to root for a team like we do. I guess it’s an illness, but I must admit I cannot stay away very long no matter how upset I get.

"It's a funny old world. Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive." W.C. Fields

by KedzieKid on Jul 10, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

+1 from me, the PrattKid.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha....i'm only 23 and have been following the cubs for only like 7 years....but i know what you mean...

I’ll be a Cubs fan for life no matter what happens. My kids will probably be lifelong cubs fans too.

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

My little kids were born in DC, and yet they're Cubs fans too.

I’m similarly heartless.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least they're not Nats fans

Are there any Nats fans that exist?

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's cool dudes wearing Nats hats when they eat at outside restaurants

…but it seems with the way they are that they’ve never even seen a game.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

By cool dudes, do you mean d-bags?

Because that’s what it sounds like you described.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, that's exactly what I meant.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You described Fred Durst to a T, so I figured that’s what you were going for.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

that can be a form of punishment

they do something wrong…I’ll just put in a tape of this game or the LA playoff series from last year

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make them watch the 14 games from years ago

where they went 0-14 to start the season. It’ll show them what happens when you don’t learn from your mistakes.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the LF'ers ball.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs 24 hours preparation time for flyballs to LF.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. A sh#tload of boos for Sori.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

defense wins

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

As frustrated as I am with Soriano

I feel bad for the guy. His entire game has just completely fallen apart

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't understand...if i was playing and my bat was in a slump....

i would try to do other things better….ie run harder…maybe try a bunt….be a better player in the clubhouse….not speak to the media about you being upset

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

360 degrees!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait a second. that would put him right backwhere he star…. OHHH I get it

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lololol

Anything else?

www.facebook.com/craighudak

by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. Fontenot looks pathetic. He needs to sit and think a bit.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Fontenot is a better hitter than Blanco

or so I hear.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain he's being sarcastic...

"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)

"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers

by gridiron_assassin on Jul 10, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, he's not a better hitter

he’s simply POTENTIALLY a better hitter. And therefore we need to all sit around and wait for him to reach that potential

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

eggs-zackly.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

They all do

The All Star Break will be needed for these non all-star players of ours.

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Motte the Hoople shuts us down.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Better Theriot than Soriano.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the support today.

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just call it like I see it.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Jul 10, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is that guy who retired the sides 1-2-3?

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeff Stevens

we got him in the DeRosa trade

by sloathcheck78 on Jul 10, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. It was a sarcastic comment....like why isn't he up here instead of Aaron Heilman.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess so. That's why I always see Lou giving him a ball in the hand.

Wait, that didn’t sound right.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Jul 10, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uncle.

Back under .500, losing to the first place team in SPECTACULAR fashion, one extra base hit, terrible at bats, untimely walks issued to the opposition. Bah.

Go get them tomorrow! Remind us why we root for you!!!!! Turn it around, or blow this team up. Show us a well played game tomorrow Cubbies!!!! We demand it from you!!!!!

Go Cubs!!!

"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." - Abe Simpson

by tapdeer on Jul 10, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

That's, erm...drastic

Win, or you’re all DEAD.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I'm pretty sure I read it correct

Go get em tomorrow…Ok, cool. Turn it around…alright…or blow the team up? I just think it’s funny how he in all the positivity he sneaks in an “or else” statement.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly certain he doesn't mean they should all be incinerated in a blast of C4

I think he means start rebuilding, get rid of the dead weight, you know, trade or release certain players, not execute them

Fairly certain you know what he meant too…………………..

by WanderingWanderer on Jul 10, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that really hurts is that this team is not even being competitive....

Someone on this team needs to light a spark in some of these players. Whether that be a big trade or Lou throwing a tantrum…something needs to happen to wake our players up.

by aznsensation on Jul 10, 2009 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I think what hurts worse is that the guys who are supposed to be hitting

are not hitting. I think they’re competitive enough, but whether if it’s something mental or physical, they have to get it figured out.

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by Craig in South Bend on Jul 10, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, it all falls on the coach when the team isn't competitive.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill

by propheteer on Jul 10, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lol, 2009 St. Louis Cardinals!

!Albert Pujols and the Porn Stars!

Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012

by heine41 on Jul 10, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

El Hombre and Honchos

Thats a porn name

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Honchos

"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."

by louslovechild on Jul 10, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barf

Ugly game, hope it’s out of our system

by Southside Steve on Jul 10, 2009 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Trade Harden!

He’s probably hurt, but doesn’t quite know it yet.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill

by propheteer on Jul 10, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

to tapdeer

don’t interpret me calling you on your negativity and speculating that you may actually be a cards, brewers, or sux fan as me saying anything about your right to vent or otherwise post, such that you need to invoke Al in defense of your right to vent. i dont care what people use their posting privilges for – say fuck, sell offensive t-shirts, make fun of people, whatever for all i care – that is up to Al.

but you should expect some blowback when you post as follows:

Poor fundamentals, manager that seems uninterested most of the time, sori, bradley, dome, weed smokin’, umpire baiting, perpetual whining, etc….ANNOYING
Again, the way this team is assembled…they are just tough to root for.

I respond because i just dont understand why you are watching when it is so painful, not to say that you have no right to be as negative as you are.

in looking through your posts, i did see this one that i miseed -

I just am a little more doom and gloom knowing that I have to deal with shitheads the next day at work.

i went to Mizzou, so i can understand your pain, and that explains a lot.

I’ll put it very politely…you can trust me that I’ve played at levels much higher than you might otherwise believe. You may not like my criticism but you cannot question my resume. I suggest you leave it at that.

by krummy12 on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 PM EDT

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