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I just found out Carlos Zambrano has a blog. He just started it on Tuesday, and it's in Spanish, so I translated it.

Welcome to my new blog. This is the first entry in what I hope will be a series of installations on which I, as a player, I feel at the time with the Cubs this season and my colleagues. With confidence, Offer me your questions and give me perspective on what you think as an amateur. Visiting you here often ... I hope.

Come the Cardinals
A very important thing to have puppies, and I have always been a good critic, it is like playing against a good team and as a team falls short against teams not as good. I have always considered that there are no bad teams in the big leagues, but there are good teams and some not so good. Whenever a series is good as Milwaukee just have the battery as we say in Venezuela and took the series. San Luis is now and I think it will be a good series because they are one of the teams for the Cubs who are well placed pants.

Speaking of passion and intensity
I always try to do things right and when I go wrong that is why the frustration comes. Nobody wants to do evil. Even me. Nobody wants to do bad work. Everybody wants to do good work. There are things that no one wants to do in the field of play but quit and now. You need only follow and forget the daily and future. I think my colleagues, if one motivates through an energy that brings to the team. It is most important. The energy that brings in a daily, not just when I'm picha, but when I'm on the bench or batting pop out or anything I can do, it is best to transmit that energy to the team.

My plans for the All-Star break
I can not go to Venezuela because it is far and then we have to go to Washington. A visit to Venezuela consider it a journey too far. If we had a game in Miami or Atlanta is closer to Venezuela if you would go to Venezuela, but unfortunately it does not. My wife and I are going to take our daughters to the Bahamas and spend three days in The Bahamas. I forget a little baseball for those three days and share a good time with my family.

Thanks for reading my first blog. Here, wait until next time ...

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Good Stuff!

thanks for posting this!

"Yes, dear. You're right. I'm sorry." -Bob Brenly

by ambrosiadreams on Jul 16, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Either I don't get this

Or the translators wrong, because this is one weird sentence.

I think it will be a good series because they are one of the teams for the Cubs who are well placed pants.

"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver

by wrigleyrocker12 on Jul 16, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

its close

he is basically saying the cards are one of the teams the cubs put there pants on right for…something is really lost in translation i guess its like saying its a team they really buckle down for

A ugly win is better than a pretty loss-Lou

by NIUcubbie on Jul 16, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a Cubs-Cards series in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I've committed to tweeting about the Cubs for the rest of the season. (Does that sound as ridiculous as I think it does?) Anyway, if you're on Twitter, you can follow me here.

by daver on Jul 17, 2009 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't fret

It’s incredibly poorly written by the author in its original language.

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 17, 2009 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what this
A very important thing to have puppies, and I have always been a good critic

is supposed to mean? I’m at a loss.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it. -George Halas

by Allie on Jul 16, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Um

I think it’s pretty clear, Allie.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark

by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Jul 17, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, Z

if your puppy is being a critic… you got the wrong breed.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it. -George Halas

by Allie on Jul 17, 2009 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I was just about to point that out, too.

LMAO here.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish.

In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Hey I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.-Ron Burgundy to Baxter

"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Jul 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry looks like someone beat me to it

I didn’t read through the whole page.

"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Jul 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think that

that’s just about the funniest thing I’ve ever read. I have tears in my eyes.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." ~Alvin Dark

by DamonBerryhillsMitt on Jul 17, 2009 12:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Me too, haha

It’s a very important thing for our ace to have puppies!

by MattHaggard on Jul 17, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Funny - assuming it's real

but running a bunch of text through babelfish doesn’t mean you translated it.

You are a douchenozzle.

Translate that into spanish and check a cubs blog in the Dominican Republic where their resident ambrosiadreams and allie’s will congratulate you for your work and express uncertainties about what it all means.

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by Gibbon Jockey on Jul 17, 2009 2:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Calling someone a douchenozzle

and then acting like one yourself.

Ah, I love the internet.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it. -George Halas

by Allie on Jul 17, 2009 3:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

Yes, it was clearly using an online translator. However, calling someone a name doesn’t solve the problem.

We have some native Spanish speakers on this site. If one of them could give us a more accurate translation, that’d be great, and appreciated.

But please, stop the namecalling.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jul 17, 2009 6:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the discussion of the logistics of going to Venezuala for the all-star break was real....

“What? We can’t use my miles or points for these dates!!!!!” Phone gets slammed down, hole punched in wall, puppies scatter for their lives.

by DudeVf11 on Jul 17, 2009 7:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is an oddly harsh reaction to a presumably well-intentioned Fanshot.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently, his puppies were well placed in his pants.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

baxter you know i don't speak spanish

I work for the Cubs so I am really getting a kick out of a lot of these replies.

by joeschmitt on Jul 17, 2009 5:32 AM CDT reply actions  

Well, the worrier in me is a little dubious about Big Z keeping a blog...

…given the carpal tunnel-like problems he ran into a season or two ago, which were ultimately blamed on his excessive Internet usage. (Half-joking, sorta…) But, that aside, I think it’s really cool he’s doing this in his native tongue. I’d second Al’s call for someone fluent in Spanish to translate these.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 8:27 AM CDT reply actions  

I suppose I'll have to bring my Jack Daniel's then.

I dunno…it is an MLB blog so one would think they’d have some sort of ethical standard for this sort of thing. But maybe I’m fooling myself. It would be cool if someone in the media – Sarah Spain or Bruce Miles, perhaps? – would ask Carlos about it.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

It smaks of PR fluff to me

And I’m not saying Zambrano ever was or could be the next Cervantes, but the entry is so poorly-written, it makes me wonder if he had one of his homeboys spew something just to have something up. But maybe he actually is that poor a writer.

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Jul 17, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Anything's possible, I guess.

Wouldn’t surprise me if Z volunteered to do it (or got talked into it) and then delegated the actual writing duties to someone else. Then again, I could actually seeing him doing it as he does apparently spend a certain amount of time online.

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by daver on Jul 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought

that was more, ah, observing then participating.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Jul 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

A Human Translation

Welcome to my new blog. This is the first post of what I hope will be a series of installments about what I, as a player, feel at the moment with the Cubs and my teammates this season. In confidence, ask me questions and give me your your perspective on how you feel as a fan. Come by often…I’ll be waiting here.

The Cardinals are coming

One very important thing about the Cubs, and I have always been a good critic of this, is how we play against the good teams and how we come down a bit against the ones that aren’t so good. Whenever a good series comes around, such as the one we just had against Milwaukee, we get charged up (literally: we put the batteries in) and took that series. Now St. Louis is on their way and I think it will be a good series because they are one of the teams against whom the Cubs really roll up our sleeves.

Talking about passion and intensity

I always try to do things right and when it doesn’t work out that way, that’s where I get frustrated. No one wants to make a mistake. Including me. No one wants to do their job badly. Everyone wants to do their job well. (Translator’s note: Redundancy is part of the original!) There are things that you don’t want to do on the playing field and they just happen. You just have to forget about it and move on with your day-to-day and the future. I believe that my teammates are motivated through the energy that one brings to the team. That is the most important thing. The energy that a player brings each day, not just when I am pitching, but when I am on the bench or I pinch hit or with anything else I do, the best thing is for me to transmit that energy to the team.

My plans for the All-Star Break

I won’t be able to go to Venezuela because it’s too far away and we have to go to Washington afterwards. I think a trip to Venezuela is far. If we were playing in Miami or Atlanta, which are closer to Venezuela, then I would consider going to Venezuela, but unfortunately we’re not. My wife and I are taking our daughters to the Bahamas and spend three days there. I will forget about baseball for those three days and spend some quality time with my family.

Thanks for reading my first blog. I’ll be waiting for you until the next time…

by MisterWinter on Jul 17, 2009 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Thanks for the Human Translation

My Spanish reading ability is limited. I did notice the computer translator substituted “puppies” for “Cubs” which made me ponder if the Cubs became the Puppies what breed woud it be?

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"--The Brain

by brook on Jul 17, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

make that “would it be?” Can barely read Spanish, can barely write English.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"--The Brain

by brook on Jul 17, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

He went to the Bahamas but Venezuela is "too far"?

Someone get Z a world map.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jul 18, 2009 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the fact that he makes it explicit that ATL to Caracas is reasonable. DC to Caracas, on the other hand is just insane.

by MisterWinter on Jul 18, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

That'd be what, about another hour each way?

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jul 18, 2009 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

-1

I like the mangled version better…many more laughs there.

"When you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

by vonde6 on Jul 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgotten sentence:

“I have always thought that there are no bad teams in the big leagues, but there are good teams and some that are not so good.”

Also, “cachorro” is used for the offspring of any animal (appearing most commonly with dogs), so we don’t even have to limit ourselves to breeds of dogs. Why not meerkats? They appear appropriately skittish and frustrating to understand.

by MisterWinter on Jul 17, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

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