Monty Python's Favorite Pitcher
Yes, he's Taiwanese. But there really is a major league pitcher, for the Detroit Tigers, named "Ni".
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Al
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Will he also change his name?
to “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm” of course.. :)
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by CubFanInCanberra (9387milesfromWrigley) on Jul 5, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
"Ni" is the pinyin (phoenetic, kind of)
spelling of the Mandarin word for “you”.
So, if someone calls him, “Hey, You!”, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they forgot his name.
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by Shanghai Badger on Jul 6, 2009 9:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I haz comedy show in August. You come seez it please?: Hot Beans Delivers
by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 9:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He will eventually be a Cub.
There’s plenty of shrubbery in Wrigley Field.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al on Jul 6, 2009 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would steer clear of him.....
because his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries!
by perseman on Jul 6, 2009 9:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all, they could be carried.
"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes
by katie casey on Jul 6, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could grip it by the husk.
"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes
by katie casey on Jul 6, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could be carried by an African swallow.
"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes
by katie casey on Jul 6, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
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by katie casey on Jul 7, 2009 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...And....
Scene. Nice work everyone.
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 7, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that concept
might be a bit difficult for me…..to…..swallow.
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by MOCubsfan on Jul 6, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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by digitalbenjamin on Jul 6, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I just watched this again the other night for the first time in a while. I think it’s time for the Life of Brian again
If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
by carolinacub on Jul 6, 2009 3:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For a moment I thought you were going to name
the head of the Ministry of Silly Walks
by Cubbiefaithful on Jul 6, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, if he doesn't have good control/command, he could qualify.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al on Jul 7, 2009 4:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Roger the shrubber could help the Cubs on their quest for the Holy Grail-looks like he bats righty
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by katie casey on Jul 7, 2009 9:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, THROWS righty, anyway.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al on Jul 7, 2009 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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