I saw my hero at the Cubs game yesterday. The guy that wears the same pink hat and the green shirt that sits front row center to virtually every Cubs game. I first noticed him 2 or 3 years ago after seeing a guy with a pink hat in a few straight games, and realized that this guy is living my dream. He is a freak of nature, rarely showing emotion after dramatic Cubs hits & home runs, but is not afraid to go balistic on an ump after a bad call. I guess its safe to say that the only emotion he possesses is anger. Anyways, i've always wondered what his hat says, and I finally found out when I saw him up close yesterday. It literally says "The Pink Hat Guy". What a cocky bastard. Does anyone know this guys story?? I know i heard rumors of him and a group of people being potential buyers of the Cubs last year. Also, can anyone think of some Pink Hat Guy Chuck Norris-esque jokes?