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Overflow Thread 3: Cubs vs. Rockies, Monday 8/10, 7:40 CT

From Sunday's game.

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WE CAN BUILD OFF THIS

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Aug 10, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

ONLY IF WE MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT

TO ACQUIRE ADAM LIND.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, what a catch

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be a real bitch if he got hurt in a blowout

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

fowler is down for the count

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, I've had enough

Good night to all. Everything will be better tommorow.

"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 10, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

g'night

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

night

Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT

by sue369 on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

good night.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently Iowa thought thinks they are the MLB Cubs

Check out tonight’s box score and tell me it does not look like the Chicago Cubs of late.

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?sid=milb&t=g_box&gid=2009_08_10_lvgaaa_iowaaa_1

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

apparent left knee injury

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait a second...

why did Fontenot hit for D. Lee???

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

he's a lefty?

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lou PH Fontenot for Lee with two men on???

I mean, OK, it’s a blowout, but sheesh.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's closer to all the oxygen

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just got home ... I nearly hit a deer on the way.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No need to rush hime

For this game.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he drops the ball....

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

BYE BYE STREET

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

We may not win

but we can ruin Street’s ERA.

by Spotacus on Aug 10, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I get some pleasure out of that.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easily pleased

Like that in a woman

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

11-4

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday finally kicked in

Men on 2nd and 3rd, 1 out. Baker up

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

R

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

A

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

L

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

told ya

Closers suck ass in mop up duty. Better off not putting them in even if they need the work

by bheidge on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

TWSS

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

L

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Y

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wouldn't it be great if the Cubs tied it and this went into extra innings?

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

if we're shooting for impossibilities

why only hope for a tie. Why not score 12 and win this thing in regulation?

by Illicat on Aug 10, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will buy everyone left in this thread

Dinner and drinks if that happens

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

CALL YOUR SONS, CALL YOUR DAUGHTERS, CALL YOUR FRIENDS, CALL YOUR NEIGHBORS...

…and tell them to join the thread – quick!

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, now you jinxed it

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

RALLY!!!

only 8 more runs!

Guy at bar: "Do you just like that hat or do you like Chicago?"
Me: "I'm in Love, Obsessed and Addicted to the Chicago Cubs!"

by KC in OK on Aug 10, 2009 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I just took off my pants!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

For sharing

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's not going

to keep things crisp.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

YOU NEVER MESS WITH A RALLY!

If peeing on the cucumbers makes you think you score runs, then IT DOES!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

well alright

but don’t tell the wife.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I stopped telling my wife things

after I told her that men pee in the shower. You’d have thought I was spitting on Jesus.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

11-5

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

so

have Len and Bob started saying “anything can happen in Colorado” yet?

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

actually i don't think they have

maybe i missed it though

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone who is watching

Were the first two pitches actually strikes? They were outside on Gameday

by Spotacus on Aug 10, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Umps have an early flight?

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oops

meant to say to say the first two pitches to Fuld

by Spotacus on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that last one was...

for strike 3

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the MIGHT have caught the outside corner

but I think the umps want to go home.

9/14/08 - Big Z throws a no-hitter and my son attends his first Cubs game. The perfect combination.

by Scrapptastic on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

they were

ALL outside on Gameday.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may have missed this

but any word on Gorzellany?

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Boo

to striking out looking in the middle of a rally

by bheidge on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I renounce Sam Fuld

It is HIS fault if we lose.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

GASP!

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know not what you say

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok maybe that was a little harsh

but I will blow out the candle and incense I have in front of his picture in my apartment. It was a lot smaller than the one for
Maddux anyway.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

o,0

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Judas?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

koyie koyie koyie koyie!!!!!

Guy at bar: "Do you just like that hat or do you like Chicago?"
Me: "I'm in Love, Obsessed and Addicted to the Chicago Cubs!"

by KC in OK on Aug 10, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

at least

it was a strike he swung at.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

rally aside

this was a bad game

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

bad series

all around

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one was tough to watch.

And, since we lost, cue BLou in five, four, ….

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Tommorow

He’s gotta sleep off all that Taco Bell

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He made his appearance

earlier in the game when everyone was here. He is probably getting started on a Fan Post by now

by bheidge on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me pre-empt him

“83 wins…Guess hack hitter…Cardinals play great fundamental ball…”

I honestly have no idea why he watches this team if all he does is bitch, moan and complain about them when it goes poorly. He should take up a hobby or go sailing or do something.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

he loves the attention he gets

just ignore him and hell go away

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's never

worked in the past.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's his schtick now

He couldn’t change even if he wanted to

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

touch postgame question… i really dont know my answer for it

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

tough

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

what was the question?

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

the division will be easier to get.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Especially the way the NL West is shaping up between the Giants and Dodgers.

by LeSaboteur on Aug 10, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nobody knows

But the answer is ‘42’.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

and all units cancel

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring a towel.

"Any old kind of a run wins it!"--Jack Brickhouse

by mattvegas on Aug 10, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

11-5 is still pretty much a whipping

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

when you lose

your starting pitcher 1.2 innings in, after having lost last night’s starting pitcher… meh.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Granted

but those 1.2 innings weren’t exactly Koufax in his prime, either

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty horrible series for the Cubs

Terrible defense, shoddy pitching, and a lack of timely hitting.
Disheartening considering they are in a pennant race.

by ElHijoDelRonSanto on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Caridad

got some work. At least the pen wasn’t blown.

Get home, beat the Phils, make up the losses. It’s tougher now then it was four days ago, but we’re still in it.

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

who the heck are you?

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, person, what do you base your argument on?

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You see, dtc??? I was right!

It’s a person. You owe me $20

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll paypal it to you

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you questioning your own existence?

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Literally?

‘Cuz I’d file a grievance with the Player’s Association and the League if they did…

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Larry looks

constipated at the top of the thread.

Night everybody!

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 10, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Not sure about that

but he looks like he needs a shave.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim

by Doggie Stalker on Aug 10, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at the pitching matchups:

Happ v. Harden: close, but the Phillies offense is just so much better. Phillies
Samardzija v. Martinez: Why the hell is Samardzija getting a start? Definite loss.
Cliff Lee v. Dempster: Cliff Lee will dominate this team.

We’ll get swept by the Phillies, and this season will be done.

by Theroid on Aug 10, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

BLou has a Padawan learner!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to tell him about that.

But, you’re right, it seems he has an apprentice in the ways of the Sith.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your name is ...

Darth LaRussa!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, Darth LaRussa is in St. Louis.

Darth BLou is his apprentice.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was trying something there...

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please provide the link to that thread

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should really make a FanPost if you want to make an argument about the Phillies "murdering" the Cubs

it really doesn’t apply to this game thread

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not trying to start a fight with you, but that would be a new topic for the site

and everyone would want to participate. Arguing baseball, that’s why were here.

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

this is the “We just got our asses reamed by the Rockies” thread. Try to stay focused

by bheidge on Aug 10, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right.

This link I provide is in the middle of that brouhaha.

Link

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, you might want to page down when you open that link.

Things between Theroid and BLou get much more interesting a short way down.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll give you props for that

+1

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me go READ that thread first

Screw sleep

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do that?

I just posted a linky to the argument.

I have been to five Cubs games in my lifetime.

The Cubs' record in those games: 5 wins, 0 losses.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 10, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like watching a snake and a mongoose fight

If you injected a pint of tequila into both before the fight…

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think I have an idea for the next Extreme Sport

Excuse me, y’all – Worf, you get 20% and a Producer credit tfor the original concept…

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a +1 right there

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

In that case why watch?

If you know what’s going to happen, why bother following this team?

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

Go have unprotected sex with a syphilitic whore now.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't but...hahahahahaha

whorse are people too.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's...beautiful, man

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 10, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm trying a new approach

i’m calling it “baseball positivity.” It’s partially inspired by those Scientology commercials and partially inspired by getting bombed on a T-10 a few weeks ago.

I mean, why the hell not? It’s fucking baseball, not life or death.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

A T-10

Tank? Hopefully you mean drunk and not literally “bombed”.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

No a T-10 is (also) a type of sailboat. My girlfriend’s family are all hardcore sailors, so I’ve been picking up the lingo as I go.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That works

Always liked getting out on the water.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really is fun

I mean, in between the cold, wind, and rain there are moments where it is just perfect out there, and you are doing what ancient man did – albeit with far better equipment.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

The cold, wind, and rain can also be good

But only in retrospect. Some of my best boat stories include those elements…

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey now, that's a little harsh, don't you think?

to the syphilitic whore, I mean…

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

He’ll get 2/3s of the way through, think of Bambi, and give up in disgust and walk away.

Costs the same, and hey! Free Syphilis! Bonus!

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why the hell is Samardzija getting a start?

I WANT MARMOL TO START

the cubs lineup needs moar LIND

by jesus christos on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

CAN ADAM LIND START!!!!!!!

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't Heilman start at one point in his career?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be the point of no return...

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll give ya props

For the F7. Nice.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Witness!

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."

by ballhawk on Aug 10, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we're not fighting a war

because if this is any indication of your wherewithal, you’re the last person I’d want fighting beside me.

by Not Bruce Froemming on Aug 11, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, because THAT is an accurate comparison

Also, I grew up on military bases. Some of the whinier fans — in a sports context — you’ll ever meet wore military uniforms.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 11, 2009 6:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

as long as the Rockies replace him

with nobody, or an Aaron Miles clone. Didn’t his career start there? Think this series rekindled the old flame?

by bheidge on Aug 10, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just woke up, looked at the score, heard the last out, and now I just don't wanna get up...

Seriously, I’m afraid the losses against Colorado are really going to hurt come early October.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

by eths on Aug 10, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm hearing the Phillies series isn't going to be pretty either.

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

How many wins for the Cubs this year Theroid?

You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan

by dtc0405 on Aug 10, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could have held NLC first place and overtaken Colorado in wildcard race, but we did not do that.

We are now three out in both rankings and have to hope that however well the Cubs play for the rest of the season, the others play less well.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

by eths on Aug 10, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good morning, good morning, good morning!

Rise and shine, it’s another beautiful day!

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 10, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heading for the bath now. Good Morning / Good Night wherever you are.

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

by eths on Aug 10, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have a good night everyone

I want to get some reading in before bed.

Hopefully the home cooking revitalizes the Cubs.

"Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them." Obi-Wan Kenobi, the first sabermetrician...

by Curtain Jerker on Aug 10, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I watched G.I. Joe tonight

That was ten times better than seeing this debacle. This season has been extremely disappointing with all the injuries and to see them keep racking up makes you wonder how teams can get lucky and not deal with the amount of injuries the Mets and Cubs have had this year.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

by Ace Venom on Aug 10, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Too many injuries, no real stars, bloated payroll inhibiting any moves, lack of defense

just a few of the reasons why this team will be lucky to still be in the race by the end of August. But miracles can happen. Who’s gonna step up and provide a spark?

"He can't hit, he can't field, he can't run—all he can do is beat you."

by Itchy on Aug 11, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Poor display

of defense, and unlucky injuries to the starting pitchers. They certainly seem like a team with a lot of holes on the road. I witnessed the past two games in person, and it was embarassing to watch.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill

by propheteer on Aug 11, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

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