Projected Lineup 8/12/09
by nutdrinkingamp12 on Aug 12, 2009 8:53 AM CDT
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PrintOkay, so last time I did this it turned into a mad posting of random signs that had nothing to do with baseball, some of which were actually funny.
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/7/20/955512/7-20-09-projected-lineup
Since all Cub players that are curently on the roster absolutely suck against Pedro Martinez, I'm pretty much guessing blindly on this one.
Leading off, playing Shortstop: Ryan Theriot (Riot)
Hitting 2nd, playing Right Field: Milton Bradley (Milt)
The number 3 hitter will be Derrek Lee, playing First Base (D-lee)
Jake Fox will bat cleanup and play the hot corner (Foxy)
Hitting 5th in Center Field: Kosuke Fukudome (Fook)
Hitting 6th in Left Field: Alfonso Soriano (Sori)
Mike Fontenot will play Second Base and bat 7th (Fonty or Little Babe Ruth)
Koyie Hill will have the catching duties and bat 8th (?)
Jeff Samardzija will pitch and bat 9th
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We really don't need posts like this.
So I’m going to start the posting of random road signs again.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al Yellon on Aug 12, 2009 9:04 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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dont mind
Nutdrinkingamp12
Live Long and Prosper
by nutdrinkingamp12 on Aug 12, 2009 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
So, just to confirm, you clearly don't care that:
1) Most of us thought this “topic” was lame the first time and is still lame now?
2) No one is going to take you seriously. Ever.
I've committed to tweeting about the Cubs for the rest of the season. (Does that sound as ridiculous as I think it does?) Anyway, if you're on Twitter, you can follow me here.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I just realized someone's flipping off the biker . . .
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Either that or someone is very happy to see him...
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I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:17 AM CDT up reply actions
This one strikes me as fake
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
These signs get hacked all the time
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random signs make more sense than posts like the orignal
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
--Winston Churchill
by lookingdeadred on Aug 12, 2009 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
"The Good Luck Charm" will also be acceptable.
Randy Wells. A product of the Roy Halladay School of Pitching, located in Toronto, Canada. Possible relocation.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Isn't Hill's nickname already "The Claw"?
"One time I went to a social gathering, I brought a bottle of Tanqueray and a shotgun and showed those motherf&#@ers the best time they ever had!"- Kenny Powers (Eastbound and Down)
"Why give 100% when 35 can still get you paid and laid."- Kenny Powers
by gridiron_assassin on Aug 12, 2009 9:14 AM CDT reply actions
The Craw?
let’s see if anyone gets the old “Get Smart” reference…..
"[Obama's] top advisors are Cub fans, so he has a chance." - Lou Piniella, 16 July 2009
by CaughtInTheVines on Aug 12, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we can call him "Over the"
The one on the right is . . . unfortunate.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Apparently drinking Amp prevents one from putting two and two together.
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I'M NOT SURE, DUDE, I'M TOO AMPED UP TO DO MATH!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHH!!!! MY SPINE IS VIBRATING!!!!
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for sufficiently small values
of 2, yes.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 12, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It was around Chicago wasnt it?
I feel like I read an article about how a series of them were hacked and made into zombie things.
Tweeting about the Cubs most of the time from @jmkobus
What makes you so sure?
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Ah, found the article
It started in Texas and then 2 days later happened on I-255 in IL
Tweeting about the Cubs most of the time from @jmkobus
And they say those road crew guys have too much time on their hands.
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That is awesome...
…though I will admit it would freak me out if I saw it at night.
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Stupid city just put this up next to my house
One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.
This post makes my brain do this:
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko
Koyie Hill is...
And has been “The Claw”.
Someday we'll go all the way...
by CubsBullsBears on Aug 12, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions
Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team
by carmen_fanzone on Aug 12, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions
Nickname for Samardzija (since I can never spell it)
“Notre Dame”… I don’t know …
I tend to mutter “oh god” under my breath when he enters the game… there is a good chance this is the last time I will have to spell it this season – at least as part of a starting rotation – or the bullpen for that matter. I want to be optimistic, but I find it quite difficult. This all depends on the debacle that may (will) unfold tonight.
I admit I got the nickname from my husband who sent me a text while he was out of town last night saying “I thought Notre Dame was starting?” – and yes I know he was the QB for ND…
You spelled it right!
So just keep doin’ that. “Notre Dame” isn’t a bad nickname, but I think “The Shark” has been in place since his college football days or soon thereafter.
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That's right...
I forgot about “The Shark”! Thanks for refreshing my memory :-)
Let’s hope he lives up to his nickname tonight!!
Here's why they call him that, too.
Yes, really. It was hung on him by some of his ND buddies.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
"No enemy is more dangerous, than the enemy that has nothing to lose." Mark Grace
by GateCity, VA Cubs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
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by tony412 on Aug 12, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Winner
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, a post with no direction and useless signage.
well played sir.
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
Yeah, pretty much perfect.
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Of course, for as much time as I've spent in China, I should include some Chinglish
(This one was taken from the Shanghai Daily website.)
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions
Bottom half- TWSS
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. - Dave Barry
That's the best TWSS I've seen in a while
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
"No enemy is more dangerous, than the enemy that has nothing to lose." Mark Grace
by GateCity, VA Cubs Fan on Aug 12, 2009 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's leave the political commentary out of this.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
See, that would freak me out, too.
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The fanpost?
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 12, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
We can only hope.
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