Okay, so last time I did this it turned into a mad posting of random signs that had nothing to do with baseball, some of which were actually funny.
Since all Cub players that are curently on the roster absolutely suck against Pedro Martinez, I'm pretty much guessing blindly on this one.
Leading off, playing Shortstop: Ryan Theriot (Riot)
Hitting 2nd, playing Right Field: Milton Bradley (Milt)
The number 3 hitter will be Derrek Lee, playing First Base (D-lee)
Jake Fox will bat cleanup and play the hot corner (Foxy)
Hitting 5th in Center Field: Kosuke Fukudome (Fook)
Hitting 6th in Left Field: Alfonso Soriano (Sori)
Mike Fontenot will play Second Base and bat 7th (Fonty or Little Babe Ruth)
Koyie Hill will have the catching duties and bat 8th (?)
Jeff Samardzija will pitch and bat 9th