My Yearly Plea To Ban Alcohol In The Bleachers
I write this post once a year, usually after some deutche bank makes a fool of himself on national TV. Well, looky what we got here tonight? A Lincoln Park fuckwad dumping beer on Shane Victorino.
Look, if the New York Yankees can ban beer in their bleachers, so can we. I know, that's what makes the bleacher the bleachers, and if that's where the party people want to sit, we should let them so that they're separated from the rest of us. You're also going to tell me that a few bad apples shouldn't ruin it for the rest of you. Well, actually, they do. A couple times a season this happens, or the entire bleachers throws crap on the field after a bad call, or something equally as idiotic. It's not like those tickets wouldn't sell anyway, and I'm frankly tired, as I'm sure all of you are, of trying to explain that these aren't real cubs fans to others.
I know nothing like this will happen until a something serious occurs, such as a douchnozzle throwing something and hurting a player or a game having to be forfeited due to garbage on the field. But if you think that's so removed from the realm of possibility, well, then I can't help you, and almost am jealous of the fantasy world you live in.
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I just cracked a new Keystone Light.
"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks
that's disgusting...are you a college student?
by aznsensation on Aug 12, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Sort of. PhD student.
I’m in limbo. I had Boddington’s last night.
"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks
Man at least you know...
MGD or something. It’s not that much more expensive and it has TASTE. Theoretically….
The cheapest I go now is Coors and that's for beer pong?
Do pHD students still play that silly game? What are you trying to get your doctorate in?
by aznsensation on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Once you hit 25
You’ll have wonderful ~memories of drinking games.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
or wonderful memories
of blackouts. :D
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Or of throwing up
Gotta clear room for more beer and flippy cup y’know?
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by Craig in South Bend on Aug 14, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions
PBR...
Jewel has it on sale, 30 pack 11.99! Keyston light was the same price. Upgrade my man!
"I love this world. I hope hell is as much fun!"
dt is not in Jewel-Osco territory
At least, last I heard he’s not. Any change there?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
mmmmmmm PBR
in the army that was my chugging beer (thank you Mrs. Funnel…so many ambitions) and Bud Light was what I called my sippin’ beer
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
Did they ID the person ?
Do you have some reason for saying they were from Lincoln Park. Having grown up there I would like to know if this a generic insult or a fact.
As for your idea. I sit in the bleachers often and you could not PAY ME TO DRINK beer and very few are ever consumed in my section. However when you want the Yuppie crowd willing to pay a face value of up to $60 a ticket and scalping sometimes at $100 they get to drink their beer. Cubs literally rake in MILLIONS from the bleacher beer sales. They need to improve security not spend revenue they will need to cover releasing players.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim
by Doggie Stalker on Aug 12, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
Generic insult
Kind of like suggesting that the entirety of Lakeview is encompassed by Boystown, and that all residents of Boystown conform to a specific, nasty, stereotype.
There's a nasty stereotype associated with Boystown residents?
Do tell…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
It's basically
your standard over-feminized gay stereotype. I hear it all the time from sox fans that I know.
And that's nasty to you?
Because it’s nasty to them?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I think we are confusing meanings of nasty
Not “nasty” as in disgusting or of foul stench, but “nasty” as in mean-spirited
Ah
So were in violent agreement?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
*we're
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
BOys Town in Mexico is a little different
or soI have heard, from many friends who have returned broke
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
Agree
As a resident of w-ville and a former resident of LP, I take (the smallest amount of) offense to that generalization. I understand what you are saying, but this guy could just have easily have been from Barrington, Joliet, St. Joseph, or anywhere else.
I'm inclined to agree
but I find your language unnecessary.
"Cub fans don’t give up!" -Ron Santo, 8/12/2009
Jawol!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Looks like th eposter changed it
but it had an f bomb.
"Cub fans don’t give up!" -Ron Santo, 8/12/2009
Still does
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
yuppers
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
Tonight chicago cubs fans looked
Worse than Philly fans.
Enogh reason for me to ban drinking out there.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Aug 12, 2009 11:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Bullshit
One fan looked bad. One. Or did I miss the plethora of fans watching on TV for miles, counties, states, and countries away who all dumped beer on Shane Victorino?
Ta hell with that. Y’all need some perspective. It was a moment in a season. Did it make Cub fans in general look bad? Sure. Is it going to happen tomorrow? Maybe, but probably not. Can it be prevented by not selling alcohol?
No, it cannot. If the bleacher ticket-holders wanna drink, they will. They’ll pre-load, they’ll smuggle in flasks, they will protest until Wrigley allows mini-coolers full of plastic bottles full of the beverage of their choice and then they’ll pass it out to their friends. Bleachers==drunken fun to a large number of consumersfans. And That’s The Way It Is.
FFS.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
by Clutch16 on Aug 13, 2009 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
and
they got the wrong guy, too. Make security better, not wider.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
If you look at the video
you can see the security guy looking over his right shoulder I believe, down at the action on the field. When I worked there, the first thing I would do is make sure I wasn’t going to get hit by the ball, but then I would immediately scan the fans in the first few rows making sure nobody threw anything on the field at the player.
Trust me though, although it may not seem like it at times, the security in the bleachers takes things like this very seriously.
"Dad gum right this games gonna be played under protest. . . I guarantee this is gonna be one protest that's upheld." --Hawk Harrelson, 6/24/07
well, 2 or 3...
I mean he wasn’t alone in acting like a goon, he’s just the only one who threw the beer on Victorino.
by Orval Overall on Aug 13, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
or they will drink in the
other sections just the same and throw beer from there seats. its like banning a breed of dog from apartment complexes because you cannot ban idiots from owning the breed of dog
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
Good
Good post.
One moron Sox fan on the Score said this is how all Cubs fans behave.
That means all Sox fans run out on the field and attack the other team’s first base coach. Because one fan did it.
There have been posts elsewhere saying this is worse than William Ligue.
I had to delete my twitter account. But you can still find me at fanfiction.net under puckish prosecutor.
by puckishcubsfan on Aug 14, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Correction.
Three Sox fans ran out on the field and attacked people.
William Ligue & his son attacked Tom Gamboa, and Eric Dybas attacked umpire Laz Diaz.
It’s still not fair to sterotype all Sox fans because of these three dolts, but two more Cubs fans can toss beer on an opposing player before we catch up.
"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." ~William F. Buckley, Jr.
If you ban the drinking...
then everyone will go to Murphy’s before the game and get trashed beforehand…or go to 7-11 and buy cheap stuff. It is just the way it is. Beef up security, that is the answer.
2009 Cubs Record: 10-3 (9-3 home, 1-0 road)
Agreed as well
It’s not going to happen while the bleachers are the Bud Light Bleachers though
People should remember that while they have the right to their opinion, they are not entitled to be taken seriously. -- Bruce Bartlett
Agreed. But maybe they could add another Bleacher sponsor?
“The Budlight, Taser and Pepper Spray bleacher!”
But I think it would be more enjoyable if they released the hounds on the jerks who throw stuff at players.
by DudeVf11 on Aug 13, 2009 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ban beer in the bleachers?
is like banning beer at a NASCAR race. 80% of the people who sit there are there for the “atmosphere”. You can pay less and sit in a nice 400 level seat. Banning beer will never happen.
After I left the game in the 4th inning and saw that guy (not nec. a LP Chad) dump that beer on Victorino, I turned to the guy next to me at the bar and said, " that makes Cubs fans look terrible" to which he replied, “Cubs fans already look terrible.” I had no retort.
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all there is to it
Albert Pujols for Cubs Starting 1B in 2012
It has to be one of the toughest jobs to find non-obese Cubs fans for the FanCam shots.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Cubs sell the identities of season ticket holders to clinics/practices that specialize in heart surgery, lipo-suction, etc…
Funny
Arne Harris never seemed to have any trouble finding non-obese Cubs fans for the Fan Cam shots.
/RIP
And you do know that some of the posters around here are currently struggling with their weight after kicking bad habits to try to improve their life?
You didn’t? Oh, sorry…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
As one who has been known to bend the elbow
And attend a baseball game or two, I must disagree.
Yes, there are those who cannot handle their alcohol, and yes, there are those who cannot handle their alcohol and attend baseball games. And yes, there are those who cannot handle their alcohol, attend baseball games, and are able to throw their beverage so as to hit an opposing player square on the schnoz as he’s attempting to catch a fly ball.
On the field, it’s known as fan interference, and in this case it did not have to be evoked as the player in question made the catch. Off the field, it’s known as assault, and it gets people arrested. Someone (perhaps not the right someone) got arrested, and the play stood.
So because this sort of thing happens once a year (according to your headline), you would like to ban (very lucrative) sales of alcohol to everyone who is able to refrain from both overdrinking and throwing crap at opposing players. Perhaps you should get back in your wagon, Carrie Nation, and try to find a real problem about which to grouse. Overly-lax security, the inability (or willful blindness) of beer vendors to recognize someone who is too drunk already, or the guy who gets that trashed in the first place all have more responsibility in this case than the mere selling of beer out there.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
by Clutch16 on Aug 13, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
My "favorite" moment from last night's game...
…was when they returned to the TV broadcast after the 7th inning stretch song and they took the time to replay Miles’ weak pop-out that took place during the commercial. That’s dedication to your work as a broadcaster, but if they felt compelled to show something I’d have preferred that old Buggs Bunny baseball AB “1-2-3 strikes you’re out!”
What made
this bleacher incident so inflammatory was the fact that occured during a blowout game during a terrible stretch of baseball, if it had happened whilst the Cubs were in a winning streak and blowing out the Phils people would be laughing this guy off as just an idiot rather than creating a FanPost about banning alcohol in the bleachers.
An act of drunken idiocy is just that regardless of the game score. Score of the game is irrelevant.
Anyone that has any sense at all would find this behavior repugnant regardless of the team’s record. In case you didn’t notice it’s on all the national sports broadcasts and I don’t think they are taking into account the current state of the Cubs. Cubs fans are being shown as drunken ass-clowns on a national stage.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions
And?
When has that not been the stereotype? When are Cubs fans not drunk according to the national media? One fan was a jerk, and we all get splattered by the same extraordinarily large brush with which we already being painted. Boo hoo hoo – my image!
The national media can go pound sand.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I wouldn't be laughing.
It’s assault, it’s asshattery and it’s unnecessary. Scores and recent play doesn’t justify it whether the team is winning or losing.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
And another thing
did you mean douche bag when you wrote “deutche bank”? Because it seems that using a softer phrase there makes very little sense when you use “fuckwad” in the next sentence…
by CubsFan87 on Aug 13, 2009 12:57 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps it was meant to add situational irony
Or the poster is a customer of Deutsche Bank and this post is just shilling…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
As opposed to the Austrian schilling
by Not Bruce Froemming on Aug 13, 2009 2:03 AM CDT up reply actions
or Curt
Schilling.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions
What does the Deutsche Bank have to do with this?
If you want better German insults then you could try Frauenversteher or Warmduscher or Badewannenstöpselsitzer or Letztes-Klopapier-Verbraucher or Sitzheizungswärmer or Gleitcremebumser or “Sau Preis, Damische” or …
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
Ich lache!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
It's a Boers & Bernsteinism.
They use it all the time, and I’m guessing that’s where it came from.
"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." ~William F. Buckley, Jr.
That's what I was assuming, too.
An attempt to be clever using other peoples’ vernacular
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 16, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm all for freedom...
but the jackasses in the bleachers have proved they’re not capable of handling their liquor. Ban it and make the bleachers seats affordable for families again. That way everyone wins.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 13, 2009 3:29 AM CDT reply actions
Especially you?
Face it. The bleachers have never been family-friendly. From the days of betting on every hitter to quick whip-‘rounds for on-or-off to today’s debauchery, the bleachers are a place for adult fun. There are certain pockets where sanity and baseball rule, but they’re the exception, not the rule, and they do not exist anywhere near the field of play.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Actually I enjoyed going there as a kid
but you are correct it was NEVER family friendly. However plenty of kids come in the bleachers today and have a good time.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim
by Doggie Stalker on Aug 13, 2009 6:54 AM CDT up reply actions
What's that supposed to mean?
I don’t have kids and will usually drink a beer or two when I go to a baseball game… but the bleachers at Wrigley are out of control and have been for a long time.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 15, 2009 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions
You are 100% wrong.
There are a lot of people who go there just to drink. There are isolated incidents like the other night’s; they happen perhaps once every couple of years.
To say they are “out of control” is just plain wrong. Are there problems? Yes, and I have suggested solutions.
Get your facts straight.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
What the hell?
I don’t have kids: that is a fact.
I usually drink a beer or two when I go to a baseball game: that is a fact.
There are a lot of people who go there just to drink: that is a fact, but I have no documented evidence to support it.
The bleachers are out of control and have been for a long time: that is an opinion.
To say they are “out of control” is just plain wrong: that is an opinion.
So you and I disagree over the opinions on this matter, not the facts.
I’d ask you to get your facts straight, but apparently you don’t really know what those are.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 15, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You didn't state it as an opinion.
You stated it as if it were a fact. It’s not.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Did I say...
fact: the bleachers are out of control? No, I did not. I stated an opinion, and you read it as me stating it as fact. That’s a problem with your reading comprehension, not mine as a writer. You’re taking my opinions as fact and that’s giving me far too much credit.
Seriously, it’s like you want me to say “In my opinion, …” in front of every opinion I put forth. Is that the standard you’re proposing here?
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
You said...
… “the bleachers at Wrigley are out of control and have been for a long time.”
That’s stated like a fact. If it’s your opinion, great — it still happens to be wrong.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
No, you're wrong.
You really have no idea what a fact is. That’s astounding for someone that so often criticizes the accuracy of other people’s writing.
You probably think that it is a fact that “the bleachers are not out of control.” If you do, that says a lot — not just about this argument — but also about many of the other arguments you have had in the past.
I’ve learned a lot from this relatively short exchange. It has made me understand a lot more about where you’re coming from.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, you too.
Amazing that you’ve twisted my words in this way. I simply quoted you.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Well done.
You twist my words and then accuse me of twisting yours. I stated an opinion and you accused me of having the facts wrong because you disagreed with my take on the matter. That’s all there is to this argument. Nothing more.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
So you admit it's an opinion?
You didn’t state it that way.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
How hard is this for you?
I’ve never held that the bleachers being out of control is a fact. So do I “admit” that this is an opinion? Of course I do! I’ve never held that it was anything otherwise. You’re the one that’s claiing the statement was a fact.
Here, try this:
http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/factsopinions.html
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and another thing...
Oh, and just because you have suggested solutions doesn’t mean I agree with them. Heck I even agree with some of your solutions (unlike your solutions for the talent on the field). But that does not mean that that my opinion that other solutions would also be warranted is “wrong.”
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 15, 2009 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Then maybe you............
……….should define what you mean by “out of control”.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra
Here's what I mean:
the current behavior from the fan base is unconstrained and unacceptable. The line between the fans and the players must not be breached. What was done the other night is one of the worst things a fan has done to a baseball player at a game. If things aren’t “out of control” now, I’d hate to see the behavior that would considered as such.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:33 AM CDT up reply actions
You're right about the event of the other night.
It was an isolated event. I’m there every day. You’re not.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
And what about all the abuse our own players take from the fans?
Sure it happens all over the ballpark, but I’d wager that in LF and RF there is a lot of taunting of Cubs players from their own fans. Not inexcusable, but silly and something I wish would decrease.
And you’re right i’m not there every day… but you’re not the only one that is. Fortunately, there are other people that go to the games that are much more accurate and reliable than you are. So stop with the condescension towards people that don’t live in Chicago or can’t afford season tickets. It’s ridiculous.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
All I'm doing...
is calling you out on your attitude.
You’re really good at projecting all your mistakes onto me today.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
By that standard.............
…………any stadium that has any incident is “out of control”.
No one here is condoning what happened, but to indict the entire bleacher section for the moronic behavior of one person on one occasion, is simply ludicrous.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra
oh, give me a break
because one fan pulls a douchebag move, the “fan base is unconstrained”?
How many games do you go to? Was there a riot at the last one?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll bet there was a Theriot at the last one
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 16, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
And upon reading this again...
I now realize your main position (other than a poor understanding of what facts are) is that the bleachers are not out of control… Really? After the incident the other night, and past incidents involving game stoppages because trash has littered the field, you don’t think the bleachers are out of control? Fact or opinion, that’s a difficult position to defend.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Opinion:
I’ve sat in the bleachers about a dozen times since the end of 2007. The bleachers are not out of control. There is a small number of people who act out and need to be dealt with. This is not indicative of the larger group of fans who sit in the stands and do nothing more then cheer for their team and heckle the other team.
This is my brush:

This is your brush:

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Since you bring up your personal experience would you say that security does a good job of keeping drunken obnoxious behavior to a minimum?
I can say from my experience that security allows a lot of verbal abuse by drunks directed at other fans to go on. I have seen people trying to start fights by continually antagonizing other fans as well as drunken guys making lewd and unwelcome advances on women. I’ve seen actual fights break out, people passed out and or vomited at their seat and those really aren’t things that should be going on. There is certainly a lot of over-the-top drunken, rowdy, raunchy and inappropriate behavior that should be curtailed because it does impinge upon the ability of others to enjoy the game.
All of the things I have seen and thought to be ridiculous occurred long before Johnny Macchione came along. I used to buy bleacher tickets and won’t do so any longer and I know I’m not alone. The bad behavior that goes on may not be coming from the majority of fans but an obnoxious minority has made it unbearable for a lot of people. I for one wish the Cubs would address the situation so that everyone could feel that they can go enjoy a game in the bleachers without being accosted by a drunken moron.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 16, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
sure
I think Security does a pretty good job. The LF bleachers seem to be less of a party then the RF bleachers, but I’ve sat on both sides, with my son, and felt perfectly safe; I have NEVER been “accosted by a drunken moron”.
People have to be responsible for their own behavior.
If you don’t want to sit in the bleachers, then, you know, don’t.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Just because something hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it hasn't been a problem for others.
I suppose it’s pointless to suggest that your personal experience might differ from others. You seem to suggest that in your limited experience it’s been okay so there isn’t a problem.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 16, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, what?
you asked me the question BASED on my personal experience, then you dismiss my response because… it’s my personal experience?
Just because YOU have had bad experiences doesn’t mean it HAS been a problem for others. Get over yourself.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
So you want them to lose revenue for:
Beer sales, followed by:
Beer advertising & then:
Lower ticket prices
Ohhhhhh, Riiiiiight! That has a strong economic model behind it….not.
1 out of over 5,000 in the bleachers did this. ONE out-of FIVE THOUSAND PLUS
I sit in the bleachers 20-30 times a year. I average a beer an inning but never have I ever come close to throwing it.
There will ALWAYS be a few out there to screw it up for the rest of us.
Just win the next game...!
Yes, yes I do.
It’s better for them to lose a little revenue than to have their fans tossing stuff on the field like they are wont to do any time they don’t get their way. There are other ways to make up that lost income, and if you don’t think a team can survive without selling beer in the bleachers you should talk to the Yankees.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 15, 2009 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Correlation != Causation
The high ticket prices the Yankees charge have nothing to do with the lack of beer sales in the bleachers.
Otherwise, you might as well blame climate change on the British Empire’s eradication of pirates.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions
Or on CO2 emissions, for that matter.
"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." ~William F. Buckley, Jr.
there's far more then correlation there.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
There are at least 650 scientists
that would disagree.
I’m just agreeing with your point that correlation is not equal to causation, not trying to get into a science debate.
"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." ~William F. Buckley, Jr.
650 is a tiny fraction of the community.
I’m not looking for a scientific debate, either… but I teach courses on climate change so this is an area I feel comfortable writing on from a position of expertise. If you want to know what the scientific community thinks on the matter, go here:
http://www.ipcc.ch/
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
the correct way to phrase that would be “the high ticket prices the Yankees charge have nothing to do with the existence of beer sales in the bleachers”.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually...
that proves my point! The Yankees ticket prices have always been high, regardless of the presence or absence of beer sales in the bleachers.
Thanks!
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
regardless
your larger point of “the Yankees don’t sell beer in the bleachers” is incorrect. Given that this was part of the basis of your larger “point”, I don’t really think you should be thanking me.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, no it wasn't.
My “larger” point was that a loss of beer revenue is not the cause of high ticket prices at Yankees Stadium. That’s something you just proved for me fairly conclusively.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
and my point is
if they lose revenue in one area (beer sales), they will probably try to recover said revenue in another area (ticket prices) I doubt Bud light would sponsor the bleachers if their product isn’t sold in them. Aquafina Bleachers in 2010?
That's fine, and I agree with it.
IMO, something has to be done. I think we all agree there. The question is: what should it be? To me, you try to figure out how much money it would take to increase security to the point where this sort of thing wouldn’t happen any more. If that amount of money is more than the revenues you expect from beer sales in the bleachers, you ban those sales going forward.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and one out of 30,000...
is all it takes.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 15, 2009 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Well then
fire all the city cops ’cuz there have been some bad ones.
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 16, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Whoa, thats like $60 in beer money per game.
I guess we should all say thanks, you probably finance TheRiot’s contract all by yourself.
by Orval Overall on Aug 15, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
one beer per inning
= 9 beers.
$4.50 per beer
$36.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 15, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Math fail
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 15, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
well, alright
$36+. :P
I don’t buy beer from the vendors, do they cost more?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 15, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I would like to know where you are finding the $4.50 beers?
They’re at least $6.50 from the vendors if memory serves me correctly plus they don’t serve into the 9th inning. I would imagine some are capable of drinking 9 beers none the less, although $58.50 should be a deterrent.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 15, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been to minor league stadiums
and paid more than $4.50
At new Busch, they are $9
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Thursday night at Jackhammers games
they’re $1.50! NICE
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 16, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Round Rock Express
they have $1 beer nights still
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
The initial math is incorrect, but..........
………worse yet the $4.50 beer hasn’t been around for a while.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra
*Sniffle* so very sad.
but, I remember those days, and before.
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
Start throwing people in jail and watch behavior improve
Once the Cubs take a hardline on idiots that do this crap, and make it clear anyone who follows will be next, you’ll see this garbage stop. Kick them out of the park and have CPD take them to lock up. And then keep a running tally inside the gate of people prosecuted as a reminder.
Wah!
Go ahead – make an example of certain drunks and you’ll just set the bar higher for the next set of drunks who want to make their name (or at least face) known to all. The best thing to do is to just toss out the occasional unruly one and Leave The Bleachers Alone.
Fergawdssake, it’s like a new temperance movement. I don’t approve of interfering with the game in the field of play, but if you take away the beer, then the “fans” will bring in flasks. The bleachers are what they are. Fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life,son, but enough consumers agree that it’s a fine way to spend an afternoon (and ~$100 per) that it’s not gonna change anything to whine about it. Neither here nor to their happy, sunburned LP faces.
Ta hell with it – rest easy in the fact that you’re a better fan and Let It Go.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Everything you are saying is ridiculous. You know that, don't you?
You’re actually playing apologist for a piece of garbage who interfered with the game. You’re suggesting that enforcement will trigger an arms race of idiocy that will cause bad behavior to escalate, and that prohibiting alcohol will make things worse.
All because you aren’t willing to watch a baseball game without drinking. Alcohol’s a hell of a drug, but the bleachers have gotten out of hand and this is just the latest example of it.
Given the attitude of fans who seek out bleacher tickets today
I think I’m being realistic. Correct me if I’m wrong, but the Cubs are possessed of a fanatically loyal fan base, most of which have been told from a young age that a ticket to the bleachers is a ticket to the party.
Those of us who have sat in the bleachers (as opposed to those getting wasted/engaged/married there) know that’s not always the case, but for the vast majority, this sort of crap is part of the fun. That’s right – getting arrested is just another stop on the “Wrigley Field Experience Express” to a large number of these morons. And if the Cubs organization decides that they are not collectively mature enough to handle their alcohol, and thus they will not be sold alcohol, what do you think is gonna happen?
I know! They’ll all suddenly grow up, start keeping track of every pitch, and sip lemonade all game long.
B-U-L-L…Oh, wait. Go, Bulls!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
You honestly think that
Instead of finding other places to sit, that the vast majority of drunken idiots that sit in the bleachers will, en masse, start smuggling hard booze in, somehow making the situation worse?
Wrigley’s bleachers are one of the worst places in baseball to watch a game. It’s a broken culture of fratboys that has somehow been elevated into a mythic experience due to a long absent mystique it developed decades ago.
This ridiculously over the top.
Wrigley’s bleachers are one of the worst places in baseball to watch a game
Wrong. I in no way condone what happened. Ban the guy for life, we don’t need that crap.
There is some bad behavior in the bleachers. I’ve sat and had a great time, drinking or not drinking, watching the game and meeting the fans around me. It is not as bad as it is being made out to be. This is more of the over the top reaction after a bad stretch of games.
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn. quote fail
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
No one has said it's impossible to have an enjoyable bleacher experience.
Just because you haven’t had an unfortunate experience doesn’t mean that they don’t occur. I’ve sat in the bleachers and had no problems but have witnessed some really inappropriate and over-the-top obnoxious drunken behavior that security should have quashed and didn’t. This latest incident is simply another illustration of the kind of stupidity that occurs in the bleachers and yes, it’s a totally different environment than sitting in the grandstand. A lot of drunken stupidity in the bleachers goes unchecked and unpunished. Just because you haven’t experienced it doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen more than it should.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 15, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
So what's wrong with the City............
………….collecting revenue from the idiots who think it’s part of the experience? Seems like it might balance the budget.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." ~ Frank Sinatra
They already do all those things.
"Dad gum right this games gonna be played under protest. . . I guarantee this is gonna be one protest that's upheld." --Hawk Harrelson, 6/24/07
With something other than a finger
To point out the asshole who just dumped their beer on them?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
You can point with a Smith & Wesson too!
Actually, I’m just killing time until Al posts his game recap. I’m expecting serious ventage.
How about this solution?
Keep beer in the stands, but ban it for all after one incident. Then watch the other fans kill and eat the offender.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Enough.
People are trying to have a serious discussion here.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
My second suggestion was semi-serious
Not about the other fans turning on them — that clearly wasn’t.
But cutting off sales after an incident seems easy enough to do.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Since I sit in the bleachers...
…. I’d like to weigh in.
First, I’d like to thank everyone for reasonable comments on this issue (well, except for Worf’s above). There is no doubt that more security is needed — in fact, I noticed LESS security the last two days that most midsummer games.
Part of the problem is that the culture out there has been defined by the fact that people acting like idiots have, in general, been taken aside, had a five-minute discussion with security, then allowed back in. Message: “Hey, we can do whatever we want!”
In Yankee Stadium, where, as noted, they don’t sell beer in the bleachers, if you misbehave, a NYC police officer, either uniformed or not, will say, “Come with me”, and you are escorted out. No discussion, no backtalk, nothing, you’re simply ejected.
I will say that security has done better this year about tossing people for underage drinking. Now they have to deal better with the idiot behavior of people who ARE of age.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Toss people
Glad you are not trolling about stats this morning, Al, so I can heartily agree with you here.
I attend games in the bleachers (although not as many as Al) and the culture is that nothing will happen to you no matter what you do. It is a “stern” lecture and then security tells the offender to sit in another section.
As to the main discussion in this post, it is about enforcement of drinking laws and then punishing bad behavior not preventing non-offenders from having a beverage. There was a good post about how banning alcohol will not solve the problem any more than Prohibition did in the 20s.
by WhistlerWilliams on Aug 13, 2009 7:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Seriously? They don't eject people from Wrigley for crap like that?
That’s disappointing at best, why don’t they just buy the offender a free beer as they escort him back to his seat? A reward for all of his beer consumption and profits generated for the Cubs.
He's saying just for general idiocy.
The Cubs want to press charges against this guy. If they can find him.
Except, they do sell beer in the bleachers at the new Yankee Stadium
I can post some pictures of myself drinking it if anyone doubts me.
It’s a lot of money to pass up not to.
Since you bring up age and behavior relative to drinking, I have another suggestion.
There are bars and clubs that do not serve alcohol to anyone under 25 years of age. I doubt they would ever consider it but I think it makes a lot of sense to make the drinking age in the bleachers 25. I have witnessed a great deal of drunken obnoxious behavior in the bleachers and it’s “usually” being done by people that appear to be under 25. I’m willing to bet they would have no problem to continue filling the bleachers with beer buying consumers and it would be an atmosphere that’s much more conducive to other fans being able to enjoy the game.
by Acapulco Taco Pie on Aug 15, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, it's not.
Get your facts straight.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions
That was silly, right?
I think is was.
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Aug 16, 2009 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I live in Philly and you cannot believe the abuse I am taking at work today. Half of it is about the terrible showing the Cubs have made against the Phillies in all but one game this year. The other half is about how terrible the Cubs fans are for throwing the beer on Victorino. My response has been that if it was here in Philly, the fans would throw batteries instead of beer. If that doesn’t work, I tell them that at least Cubs fans don’t kill each other outside the park. I am praying for a win today but I sure am not hopeful.
what the hell does deutsche bank have to do with beer at wrigley?
Cubs will win 79 to 83 games. Season has been over for weeks. St. Louis will eventually run away with this division. And you can print it. BLou (7/21/09)
This season has long been over. krummy12 (6/30/09)
if you are not kidding
I think the original poster was trying to say DOUCHE BAG without writing it out.
2 things
One stupid fan shouldn’t be accountable for banning beer in the bleachers for everyone. What he was did was moronic and unfortunately has labeled Cubs fans as being classless for the next few days.
And as for Yankee Stadium, maybe the old stadium banned beer but I had a drink in the bleachers only a month ago.
Then they changed the policy.
The old Yankee Stadium’s bleachers had been no-alcohol for at least a decade.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Beer IS allowed in Yankee Bleachers
Blockquoted paragraph “The raucous fans who populate Yankee Stadium’s bleachers should return to form this season, now that the team has lifted its nine-year prohibition on performance-enhancing suds.” NY Post (http://www.nypost.com/seven/03312009/news/regionalnews/true_brew_fans_162187.htm)
In general, banning is not the solution. Just because a few people cross the line doesn’t mean we get all prohibition on people. Prohibition does not work…
Allow people to drink and toss those that don’t do so responsibly.
Oops, should have scrolled down before posting above
Imagine how much income they generate . . .easily has to outweigh the cost of additional security.
You watch this team sober?
How is that done exactly?
Verrrry carefully
/Arte Johnson
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Beer doesn't throw itself on people.
You’re gonna have to ban all concessions. That could have just as easily been a braut loaded with kraut and spicy mustard.
Mmm...
Brats mit kraut…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Hey Norm
If you were a hotdog? Would you eat yourself?
It’s a simple question.
by salparadise23 on Aug 13, 2009 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
I know I would...
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
That's why they call them the Bleacher BUMS
Some people there seem to be there just to get hopelessly drunk, and people who get hopelessly drunk do stupid things. Like trash the field. Or throw beer or baseballs at opposing players or fans…or maybe even Cub players, like Jacque Jones back in ‘06. Throwing stuff on the field is never a good idea. Remember the last time when an athlete got pelted with a beer during a certain notorious incident at the Palace of Auburn Hills? Yeah. That didn’t end well.
And here we go again with the fan generalizations. Okay….so all Cub fans are inebriated idiots because of this guy, huh. Just like all White Sox fans enjoy attacking 70-year old first base coaches for no apparent reason? Obviously not. Just like all Red Sox fans like throwing pizza at each other? Obviously not. The entire “classiness” of fans debate is silly and totally irrelevant.
"He passes it to the man...shoots it...and BOOM goes the dynamite."
by Carborius James on Aug 13, 2009 8:59 AM CDT reply actions
There's nothing more American than having a beer at a baseball game
We can’t let one idiot ruin it for the rest of us
Just say no to players named Aaron on the Cubs.
Security at the bleachers has to improve.
For instance, next time, grab the right guy.
But ban beer? They’re not called the Bud Light Bleachers for nothing.
This is the bottom line.
More security, and make sure it gets known that idiot behavior gets you tossed without questioning.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al Yellon on Aug 13, 2009 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And nab the right idiot
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
They got the guy who was demonstrative about it
But not the guy who was “minding his own business” after throwing his cup. Message sent, I guess.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Getting the right guy
Does security not have access to the same video that every blogger in their parent’s basement had? Within minutes people on this site and others knew they grabbed the wrong fan. How hard is it to have one security guy look at the video and relay to security in the stands who the offender is? It’s like they walked out and said “Which one of you is Brian?”
And so's my wife!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour.
Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You’re not – Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
I think, perhaps you give security too much credit.
No, they don’t have access to they same video. they have to make a snap judgement right there on the spot, based on all available info. Yes, the ejected the wrong person, but honestly, how often does that happen? It’s like saying " Yes, you’ve completed 999 tasks, but what about this last one?" and, guess what?.. we will judge you on you’re only memorable failure… Fair… Right?
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
Trib site has a link to a pic
that is supposed to be the offender…
Don’t know how effective that would be w/o eyewitnesses stepping up and calling him out in a lineup.
Just win the next game...!
Better hair
And an adversity to being photographed.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Personally, I don't think banning beer will keep the "morans" out.
They will manage to find new ways to be obnoxious, other items to throw, etc.
"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes
1 of ~5,300
acts a fool, doesn’t yet get caught (nice job usher boys) and now the out cry to ban beer. Are you and Marty Brennaman related?
Just win the next game...!
1 fan did it
But hundreds of fans around him were cheering after it happened. It’s a broken culture of petulant drunk kids.
Were you there?
cuz on TV it didn’t appear to show that the next couple times the camera’s went out live to that bleacher section.
Just win the next game...!
by blackhawk24 on Aug 13, 2009 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes I was.
There was a small round of cheering after the incident happened from throughout the ballpark. I’m not saying the majority of fans cheered it, but enough fans cheered that you could definitely hear it.
more of a laugh
than a cheer i’d say…
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by Andre Fonseca on Aug 13, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Most importantly
Shame on that fan. How dare anyone make Cubs fans look like an embarrassment.
shame on the fan
but let’s not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Most bleacher fans are adequately behaved.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
Classic Wrigley Moment
I’m glad I could be there for it. Didn’t Lenny Dykstra also get his Wrigley baptism at one time?
Compared to when the entire crowd throws their cups and or random projectile promotional item on the field to protest a bad call or something this was relatively tame. If it was Philly it would have been a battery or mace.
Leave the guy alone.
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He should be punished for this
What bothers me is Philly fans complaining. Some of the most rude and uncivilized fans in all of sports. If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle black, what is.
Just win the next game...!
by blackhawk24 on Aug 13, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions
From the Sun Times
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Great catch considering the beer was raining down on him just at the ball arrived.
fixed that
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by Andre Fonseca on Aug 13, 2009 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
I have problems with that.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Seems to me this is an age old problem!
This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).
I also think if we wore
cool hats, suits and ties we’d be better behaved.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Al, start a new fashion trend.
As a bleacherite, you could turn things around.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
I think
that this is clearly a cup knocked over. Everyone’s reaching for the ball.
Actually, that’s what I thought had originally happened. Does anyone have a screen shot of the guy actually THROWING the cup?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Watch this, very clear he threw it and sat back down. It was wrong guy for sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWtXCcCgSI
This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).
Absolutely not
He is the one guy not looking at the ball.
The Cubs fan was in the wrong here, Drew.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
I think Drew's referring to the White Sox photo
And he’s right – that was an accident. The guy that did it was interviewed a while back – I think he eventually met the outfielder.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
yes
that’s what I’m saying about the white-sox photo. I did originally think that the guy who was kicked out had accidentally knocked his beer over. I can’t see the youtube here at work, so I’ll take y’alls word for it. :D
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Here's why I don't think last night's beer was an accident
Looking at the photo, the ball wasn’t all that close to going out. If you are in the bleachers, you know it’s not a homerun, because you know the ball is well in front of you.
The cup cleared the basket. If the beer was knocked accidentally, it either falls in the basket, or it is knocked so hard that beer is splashed everywhere. Both ball and beer got Victorino – that’s not an accident.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that's reasonable
I just haven’t been able to see the video, that’s all.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
no way that was an accident
the clown clearly tossed it. Glad to hear they were looking at the footage and planning on going after him. Apparently he got the message and turned himself in. I hope charges are filed.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
--Winston Churchill
by lookingdeadred on Aug 14, 2009 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
I didn't watch that closely last night
but was the guy thinking a HR ball was coming to him and just lost his beer?
I’ve sat in the bleachers every summer for over 20 years. Yes, you can see a lot of “stuff”. I personally saw 4 tossed in April vs. the Cardinals. It all had to do with people in a small space all with beers in hands or sitting on floor. Banning beer is not the answer, it’s just too much money.
What happened to a security person at every aisle? Not some 19 year old kid but someone who does their job? By the way the black security guard that seems to be the General of Toss Out is huge and not to be messed with. Once he shows up, there is no talking back or ‘splaining to do. You’re out. More of this will help PREVENT bleacher problems in the future.
This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).
I didn't see the play, because WGN failed on my cable
But, no.
Look at the pic above.
Victorino got hit flush with the beer – and the cup. No way did it accidentally clear the basket like that.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
WGN failed on your cable last night?
So you were the lucky non-viewer!
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I was. For most of the game, anyway.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to know
whether the cost of a security guard at every aisle and the cost of getting rid of beer in the bleachers would be greater. Honestly don’t know.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
For what I'm guessing they pay them, more guards would be cheaper.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
When I worked there in '07
it was $7.25 an hour.
"Dad gum right this games gonna be played under protest. . . I guarantee this is gonna be one protest that's upheld." --Hawk Harrelson, 6/24/07
It's people like that
That give Cubs fans a bad rap. I know a Mets fan who hates the Cubs and their fans. I think it reflects poorly on our fanbase when this stuff happens but as has been said before, I am not real sure there is a viable solution to the problem.
by Sam Householder on Aug 13, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
LOL re being self conscious from the comment of a freaking METS fan
Cubs will win 79 to 83 games. Season has been over for weeks. St. Louis will eventually run away with this division. And you can print it. BLou (7/21/09)
This season has long been over. krummy12 (6/30/09)
lol +1
It is kind of ridiculous, but that was my point. If a Mets fan thinks we’re bad it must be pretty bad.
by Sam Householder on Aug 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Good thing you people haven't been to a Raiders game
Now that’s a scary bunch. Wrigley and other venues cannot compare.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions
so true
the bleachers at Wrigley are a high society social compared to the crowd at a Raiders home game, especially in the black hole.
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by lookingdeadred on Aug 14, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
That is the extreme.
I would like to think that, as a fanbase, we are much more civil. Those people seem to go overboard.
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One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.
Ah, it's ok
It’s not a problem until we’re the worst in sports!
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Gently used beer
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by Clutch16 on Aug 13, 2009 1:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Do you really think Wrigley would sell out as frequently without beer?
Beer sales lead to attendance which leads to revenue which leads to a bigger payroll which leads to
Aaron Miles.
I need a beer.
Drew
NO
The ripple affect will be big since beer advertising would be adversly affected.
I’m just sorry to say there’s a certain [arguable] percentage of people who go to [Cubs] games to get loaded. There’s also another certain [arguable] percentage of people who go to [Cubs] games to be seen there. Often, too often those characteristics are shared by people at Wrigley. And IMO the greatest rate of occurrence is in the bleachers.
Just win the next game...!
Welcome to Pro Sports. This happens everywhere.
Tailgaiting, for example is out of hand in SD at Qualcomm Stadium. People get entirely liquored up on their OWN booze, they do so for hours, and then enter the stadium and continue drinking.
The crap I’ve seen in Qualcomm’s lot is absolutely unbelievable. SD Police should just park outside that stadium and pick off the DUI;s one by one. I’ve seen bad behavior at Petco that’s alcohol related, but it’s nothing like the mayhem in Mission Valley for a Chargers game. Beer sales are cut off at the half when the Raiders are the opponent.
I’ve been at Bears tailgates years ago and never saw what I see in SD. Perhaps since the Q has the biggest parking lot west of the Mississippi, that means the biggest tailgate parties with the most booze.
One guy at Wrigley gets all the attention because cameras are aimed at him. The problem is endemic. Any idiot media writer/broadcaster who gets bent out of shape because of one guy hasn’t a clue, he’s just piling on.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
sounds like NCAA football
Tailgaiting, for example is out of hand in SD at Qualcomm Stadium. People get entirely liquored up on their OWN booze, they do so for hours, and then enter the stadium and continue drinking.
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
So the Q is on par with major colleges, eh?
I’m not a college football fan (until bowl time) but here its big-time partying at many of those places.
As for the Bears – before they turned the lakefront into a laughing stock – tailgating was frequent and serious. Though I don’t remember any of us ever getting so tanked we didn’t know what we were doing and we were completely aware of what was going on inside Soldier Field.
I’m at Miller Park 2+ times a year (almost always a Cubs game) and there’s lots of tailgaters. And there’s a lot of vehicles with beer but I don’t remember seeing too much of a ruckus inside the ballpark.
I also heard from a buddy there were 2 fights in the stands not too far from him the same night (as the beer tosser) at Wrigley. He sits in the mid-220’s terrace box.
My biggest challenge those days were the Sunday’s the Bears were at home during the afternoon and the Blackhawks were at home in the evening. Long, long day.
Just win the next game...!
Going to try to summarize my thoughts on this...
… i work in live entertainment marketing in my regular 9 – 5, but often moonlight with a private security company. I work at all Bears games, at a few Cubs games every season, at Lollapalooza and other concerts, at the concerts at Wrigley even. I work at some of the most drunken and redic places in Chicago on a very regular basis. And as an added point of view, if i’m not working, i like to enjoy those environments, often while under the influence. Now, i’d never throw a precious beverage on the field, but i’m still not with most of the commenting here.
The “ban beer in the bleachers” idea being tossed around is so counterproductive i can’t believe it’s being mentioned. Stay a few mintues after a game sometime and take note of the garbage. Entire handles of booze, tons of glass bottles of beer and more make it in. Funneling 40,000 + past security and truly checking every pocket and bag just isn’t possible. The stuff WILL get in. Check this girl i saw at a music festival a few months back…

So, you aren’t going to get a truly ‘dry’ bleacher experience, even WITH the Cubs banning booze out there. And why would they? I’ve heard they get between three quarters and $1.25 million in beer revenue PER GAME. Lets say, for the sake of argument, the bleachers account for a quarter of that (being that the drinking is heavier and starts earlier). That’d be a revenue loss of about $20,000,000 a season. That just ISN’T going to happen.
The real solution? Create an example of this guy. Chances are he’s something of a hero now to his buddies and other like-minded attention whores. Make sure – do anything within the teams power – to find and prosecute him. Never allow him in Wrigley again, and he’ll forever be known in bleacher lore along with “the last guy that got on the field before the basket fence”. If an example is made of him, his exploits won’t be so cool. You’ve got his picture, as well as his friends. Make a reward available (a guy like that almost certainly would have a few acquaintances who’d relish the chance to screw him over) and publicize whatever legal action you take against him.
Actions speak louder than words. I often have to boot the most obnoxious guy in an area of an event to ensure the rest of the idiots chill. Take that large-scale with the bleachers.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
I'll add two things
1) I think my favorite part of the picture is the Duct Tape still on her wrist
2) To add to your punishments, circulate this guy’s name and photo to all of MLB. Make sure he doesn’t go to White Sox, Brewers or Cardinal games as well. (Probably too much to ask for Devil Rays security to be all that watchful of a guy busted in Chicago, but at least send them the pic)
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
I think I am
impressed with her buffet of Beers…looks to be Keystone and PBR…
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by TheRiot Police on Aug 13, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
She was committed. I'll give her that.
All her guy friends were doing their best to smuggle some in as well, but duct tape doesn’t work well on hairy legs.
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by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
when she walked
she probably shook them all up. the brews were probably a warm, foamy mess
by brian custer on Aug 13, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
TWS...F
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, i pointed that out to her...
… but we were talking Summercamp in chillicothe, IL… straight hippie fest. They’ll drink whatever.
Plus, we are talking about Keystone here… whats the harm in shaking it and warming it up?
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 14, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn hippies!!!!
Wait…, I think That’s me!
… …Damn me!
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
Too many here have a knee jerk reaction about stuff like this
and really either don’t think it out too much or have no practical business understanding.
Just win the next game...!
two cents
I think if people want to drink, they’ll do so, no matter if it’s technically banned or not. Banning may or may not make any difference whatsoever. Then, of course, there’s the argument that it was only one fan…and that’s very true, but the unfortunate part about that is that one fan becomes representative of the whole. That’s the fan we see, and for better or for worse, we will automatically associate the team with the fan, even if we understand that one fan doesn’t necessarily represent the whole fanbase.
Banning beer is not the answer
There are already “non alcohol” family sections at the ballpark. Due to my geographical location, I only make it to a couple of games per year. I almost always sit in the bleachers. I like the fact that it’s an adult atmosphere. While you occasionally see kids out there, I find I’m much less likely to have a screaming baby in my immediate area throughout the game. Believe it or not, you can sit in the bleachers, drink 6 or 7 beers, and pay attention to the baseball game. I enjoy drinking beer and watching baseball…I do so when I’m watching the Cubs at home on my TV or if I’m at a sports bar, and I can always tell you exactly what’s going on. I’ve never got in a fight with other fans or threw anything on the field or at an opposing player.
Unfortunately, you are correct, in that we seem to have more of these types of incidents than other teams. Like others have said, the most reasonable solution is increased security, and really making an example out of not only this guy, but other yahoos who are there just to get obnoxiously drunk and disturb others.
Not just Cub Fans...
I remember my first game at Comiskey Park about 25 years ago as an 11 year old (My Mom’s a Sox fan). White sox lose 4-3in the bottom of the 9th after a guy is called out at home on a “bad call”. I walked out of there drenched in beer, as we had “front row” seats in the bleachers and drunk comiskey fans don’t all get their cups all the way onto the field. I thought it was freakin hilarious – but when riding back to my relative’s house on the EL, there was a lot of raised eyebrows at these parents whose 11 year old kid reaked of booze.
by DisCUBbobulated on Aug 13, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions
This is very true.
I think we can all think of an incident or two on the south side that was no doubt booze fueled.
Chicago is a drunk city. High in bars per capita, one of the main cities known for easy access to booze during Prohibition, and as recently as the last couple of years ranked in the top 5 for “drunkest cities” by Forbes. This, in a small way, probably explains some of the behavior (and coinciding reputation) you see not only in the bleachers at Wrigley, but also at Soldier and US Cellular fields.
Also of note: Chicago leads the nation in per capita consumption of caffeine, due not only to our high ratio of coffee shops, but because we consume lots of chocolate, cola and energy drinks as well.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have to use caffeine to get to work after all the beer and still keep our "hardest working" ranking..
As much as I love beer – as drinking it in a way that doesn’t interfere with my life negatively is embedded in my DNA – I can see the point of the poster. Many beer drinkers at sports events really, really suck. Sports are fun. Beer is fun. If it becomes anything else, go home and go to bed.
by DisCUBbobulated on Aug 13, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Heck, I went to a Sox game back in May
and the people behind me show up in the top of the 4th. By the bottom of the 4th inning the girl behind me had her head between her knees.
I had to get a pair of sandals from security.
/sparing non-pleasant details
That happens at EVERY park.
…You know what? I think that is the exact point you were trying to make…
Sorry…, carry on
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I personally think the worst part of any live sporting event is the drunken idiots
But it will NEVER happen. There is WAAAAAY too much money in beer sales.
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ironically
teh first thing I thought of was back to ’77 or ’78 I believe when Gary Maddox of the Phillies “caught” a beer in the face in the same spot as Victorino. I was in the LF bleachers that day with my dad and grandpa. All the fans pointed him to security and he was escorted out—he did not return.
Maddox was furious. If there were a ladder up the ivy, the guy would have been in serious trouble.
The Entire Bleachers throw things?
please. The entire Bleachers don’t do anything. It IS a select few that will takew their behavior over the line and so it shouldn’t be that we all lose the priveldge of having a couple of old styles will watching a game because of a few.
An idiot acted the idiot and the solution is to punish everyone?
I can’t get behind that.
That said, there’s no beer in the bleachers at Dodger Stadium either. It’ll happen eventually. Not that I’ll care because by the time it takes hold at Wrigley I’ll be to old and unhip to be out there anyway.
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Do whatever you want
the way people are carrying on you’d think it’s a frat party combined with a girls gone wild video.
hmm…
Got an extra ticket?
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This thread sucks.
Beer rules.
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by dtpollitt on Aug 14, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions 3 recs
A total ban depends on the scope of the problem and the cost of enforcement.
I don’t know enough about bleacher behavior on a daily basis to know whether it’s to a point where a total ban is needed. Would a total ban make the bleachers less unruly, yes I am pretty sure that it would for a number of obvious reasons. But I think a total ban being unfair to many should seriously be considered.
Al has posted his recommendations for improving behavior and the bleachers and given tat he’s out there regularly those sound like pretty reasonable recommendations.
You missed one big thing most people miss
REVENUE. For Wrigley it is the ad money for the “Bud Light Bleachers”. Then there’s the direct sales of the beer itself. Then there’s the concessions that are beer related. Then on top of it all and perhaps the biggest potential repercussion: TV/radio advertising dollars. That is a lot of lost revenue.
In the mid-late 90’s there were too many disturbances in the bleachers; ruled to be beer-induced. The way they reduced that significantly, IMO, was to no longer have seat-side beer service and a limit of 2 per person at the stands. Think this change was made between 1996-98.
So instead of impugning an entire fan base or portion of a fan base, attack the problem: Prosecute people to the limit of the law and make sure others “see it”.
Just win the next game...!
I agree with you that the Cubs are driven primarily by money and I have no doubt...
…that as long as the bleacher behavior can be managed effectively the Cubs will prefer continued revenues from beer sales. But I don’t know what it’s like in the bleachers on a daily basis, so I don’t know whether the behavior has reached a level that a total ban is warranted. However, my impression is that it has not. Part (a big part) of that impression comes from posts by people who sit out there regularly.
If the Cubs are fine with it and they continue to sell out the bleachers then they’ve decided what they want the bleacher experience to be. Too far down this road and they seem to fit the Bronson Arroyo description of owners, but I digress…
I think Al’s recommendations make sense and it would be disappointing if the Cubs did not improve security because it costs more at the margin, or they just don’t want to accept responsibility.
I agree with you that a total ban appears to be unwarranted and unfair. There would have to be a widespread “riot” type action before a total ban would be warranted (in my opinion). But the latter has happened before at MLB parks doing cheap beer promos. I am not saying that I expect it to happen at Wrigley by any means. However, it sounds like the Cubs can improve the security in the bleachers and some of Al’s recommendations seem like no-brainers to me.
I'm out there 20-30 times a season
And I’ve seen a fair share of crap (including the 5/16/00 Dodgers stolen hat game by their bullpen). I think security just missed on the guy; a simple slip-up that ended up yielding a lot of attention. A little beef-up in training, not necessarily more security but consistent security should do it. Another announcement over PA around mid-game could also work.
Just win the next game...!
by blackhawk24 on Aug 14, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Again an incident happens
Again an incident happens and the henny penny crowd rushes to make a riduclously stupid thing happen.
Only an overreactionary says this should happen.
And I have had a grand total of 1 beer in 20 years of being 21 and over at Wrigley and that was on my 21st birthday.
Why not ban beer in bars because sometimes people pour it on other people. (I did that once when someone trying to pick me up wouldn’t take no for an answer. All over his head.)
Why not ban hot dogs because sometimes people get fat?
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Wow... the point is over there. See where you missed it?
The reason to limit — or at least better watch — beer sales is NOT because people are getting drunk or fat from beer.
It’s because they are pouring it on people’s heads.
And boys and girls, MOST of the rules we have in society are because some idiot went overboard. It’s called life.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Banning beer because one idiot did this Tuesday is stupid.
Only overreactionary boobs would do this.
I did not say no restrictions but banning to punish all because of some stupid people is actually dumber than the person who did this in the first place.
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by puckishcubsfan on Aug 14, 2009 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions
If everytime
If everytime an incident happens in the world the overreactionary henny pennys had their way everything would be banned.
It’s kind of like the joke about if porn was banned on the internet. There’d be only one site left and it would be a petition to bring porn back.
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Yawn
Another year, another sanctimonious post to ignore
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by RightFieldSucks on Aug 14, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions
Ignore fail.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 14, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
And another sanctimonious comment on said post.
Yawn.
"I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said." ~William F. Buckley, Jr.
Embarassing fans
One fan behaving like this doesn’t embarass me as much as many fans behaving badly.
I am far more embarassed as a Chicago fan tha at Bears games people threw things at Grossman and yelled obscenities, booed him when they won the NFC title game and cheered when he appeared hurt. That kind of subhuman garbage exhibited by a large group is far more embarassing than the behavior of one person.
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Yeah. Great idea (sarcasm).
Let’s throw away millions of dollars of revenue from beer sales, in a seating section with naming rights sold to Budweiser. Genius. Not to mention, depriving fans from enjoying a tradition as American as apple pie: beer at a ball game.
So… you want it to be the Pepsi Bleachers? And when someone dumps a Pepsi on Shane Victorino next year, are you gonna ban cola sales too?
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Better not let the bleacher fans
carry nachos into the stands either. Oh, also, no shoes, because those are throwable. In fact, everybody better just sit naked.
Hey! Quit that!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
I can see another Chicago-based corporate tie-in here.
The Playboy Naked Bleachers.
This should make the Fan Cam extremely popular!
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or really
really really UNPOPULAR. We can’t all wear green halter tops…
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not sure the problem is that beer is the weapon
More like it’s the catalyst.
I’m sure there are a few people who get drunk and stupid off nachos, but I’m willing to risk it.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
if it's light enough
someone will be stupid or pissed off enough to throw it, drunk or not.
Therefore, all the naked people in the bleachers must be 300 lbs or more.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
In one of your willifully dense moods today, eh?
Again… the problem isn’t that beer is the weapon.
Beer is the cause. He could just as easily have thrown his shoe.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
BAN SHOES FROM WRIGLEY!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you deny that alcohol -- in mass consumption
can cause people to behave stupidly?
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Ban stupid people?
course that means we’re going to be able to get EVERY seat at Brewers games…
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 16, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree that
there are idiots in the bleachers that drink way more than they should but this isn’t just at Wrigely. Gary Sheffield had beer thrown on him at Fenway and you don’t see them banning beer. I don’t like to see people thrown things onto the field regardless. How big of an issue is this? I have been there to see trash thrown on the field, people jumping on the field, and the Victroino incident. I just don’t think this occurs often enough to warrent terminating the sale of alcohol. How many times have you been to a game where people are so drunk by the time that they get there they get cut off before the first pitch. They are still intoxicating and capable of doing something frowned upon. I sit in the bleachers a lot and it seems that 99% of the time that there is an unruly fan they get talked to by security where they usually behave or act up more and get quickly tossed.
It seems the basis for your plea is embarrassment because if you didn’t want to be around alcohol you would sit in the family section. There are plenty of thigs that I am embarrased of besides the Victorino. Even stuff that players do.
And for the record, go to a game in Philly and wear some Cubs gear. Don’t root or say a word, just sit there. See how quickly you appreciate all Cubs fans.
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