First Pitch Thread: Cubs vs. Phillies, Thursday 8/13, 1:20 CT
Philadelphia Phillies at Chicago Cubs, Aug 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT
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Fist!

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions
Very red menace of you
Looks like that first would be attached to a Russian factory worker’s arm
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 13, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions
That rabbit had mad ups.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Cubbies...I need a win!
Lineup from Muskat again
SS Theriot
CF Fukudome
RF Bradley
1B Lee
3B Fox
LF Soriano
C Soto
2B Baker
P Dempster
— Carrie Muskat
Carrie's batting 10th?
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
She can't be worse than Miles.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Bruce Miles might be more productive at the plate than Aaron Miles.
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funny feeling, where?
You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs. - Hall of Fame 2B Joe Morgan
Lou's funny feelings have bad as of late....
Shark should have never started that game yesterday.
by aznsensation on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
was there anyone else?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Lou wanted to move Lee down another spot.
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
Soriano needs a day off...
he’s killing us leaving men on base.
by aznsensation on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know what the weather is like today? Wind speed and direction?
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
Somebody throw a beer so we can see how the wind is blowing.
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
Wait til the Phillies are on the field!
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I have good news!
My Extra Inning channels are currently failing.
by San Diego Smooth Jazz Man on Aug 13, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions
So it's a success then.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I was able to watch the Cub postgame on Tuesday - was that the case where you live, too?
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as he doesn't toss one on the field.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
well hello guys and gals
this is my first game thread in awhile, like I said in the last thread, so I think I’ll bring the wins!
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
I think the secret to a good game thread
is either a win or a blowout loss. We were all so depressed last night that we were nice to each other
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
fuck you
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
mambochicken
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Did you see that mambo returned?
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No, which thread?
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The one Al posted earlier in the week about stats and non-stats
In response to the Worf thread on Z.
He blasted us for using his name in vain, then replied that he thought it was funny after I replied.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That's hilarious.
The guy’s a legend.
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I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus.
I never posted when he was a regular i guess, but that dude has some OPINIONS, huh?
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL - just read his post.
What a piece of work. I hope he doesn’t come around too often – the joke’s funnier without him.
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Yeah, he gives us a bad name....
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yikes!
NOT ONE OF US! NOT ONE OF US!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He is our maker, but we disown him.
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There are three models of Mambochicken
We were created by Mambochicken
We Rebelled
And we have a Plan.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Nuke mambochicken!
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I think I'd be offended
if I truly thought he was in his right mind
He’s like Voldemort. If you say his name, he appears.
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
Or Beetlejuice.
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or Candyman
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions
what?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Something needs to bring
them luck. Let’s hope it’s you.
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
haha its what I am here for...well literally...
gotta love having two summer jobs!
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
The Wet Bandit grounds out to Lee.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
one out.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I made the brilliant decision to work from home today so I could actualy watch this game.
Whether the word “brilliant” in the preceding sentence is sarcastic will depend on the final score.
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Ruined already
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
What we had was special though.
And i’ll remember it forever.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Go Cubs!

and already one out with no damage done… ;-)
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
"We shall go on til the end...we will never surrender!"
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I prefer
“Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink”
“Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it”
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
mine is
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
Chase Ugly singles to right.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
You win!
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You need to play to win.
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Knew I shoulda put some money down.
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What's this?
a real starter for the Cubs
YAY
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
The guy with 2 first names K's swinging.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
inning over.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Ben Francisco?
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
yeah....no extra base hits that inning.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
interesting lineup today
can’t say I dislike it, but not sure if I like it
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
oh, Lee (a lefty) pitching
Bradley at 3 makes WAY more since now
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I like it
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
any lineup without Aaron Miles is a good lineup
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
true true
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard is essentially their Sammy Sosa
crappy defense, always striking out, but can hit lots of HR
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
Plays music too loud in the clubhouse, corks his bat, pretends to not speak english when its convenient...
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions
sitting at home waiting for his induction to the Hall of Fame...
by Tangled Up In Blue on Aug 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Throws out his back when he sneezes
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Does this weird, kind of funny but vaguely uncomfortable hand to chest thing
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
bunny hops after everying HR
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
TWSS
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
1/9 of the way to a shutout!
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
Bako behind the dish!
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If only Soto had not been behind the dish so much in the offseason.
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Great Leadoff AB Theriot.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
He feels your love.
;)
I have nothing funny or creative to write.
by Canadian Cubs Fan on Aug 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Dome still thinks HE"s batting leadoff....singles to right.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
Atta boy Dome!!!
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
Anyone else think Bradley would do better with a different number?
The Sosa reference up there made me consider it…..
Uh.....
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
no
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone else think Bradley would have done better batting 2nd, like
he has been, and hitting .440 while doing so?
Maybe but....
If he was just getting hot as a player he could do way more damage in the three hole with two of our best obp players in front of him.
Millie B. GIDP
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions
::sigh::
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
TWSS
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
right on cue
I’ll set ‘em up and you’ll knock ’em down.
one. by. one.
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone love Pujols!
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
OK, so the lineup change
didn’t work the first time through…
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
DP - ah well...
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
Worthless flys out to right...one out.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions
MB with the running basket catch
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
chill
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Forgot my radio today.
What happened?
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
you should be used to that if you've been in a gamethread here....
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I do.
Well, at least I’m getting paid . . .
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ah crap...please let Milton be okay
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
Yeah, hope he can walk that off.
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what happened,
the radio guys have said literally nothing about it.
Apparently Ron’s cologne is more important
After he caught that flyball...
…he kept running in to the visitor’s bullpen area and appeared to tweak his ankle. He limped around a bit and then went back out to RF. Let’s see if he comes back.
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Pop out to Baker. 2 out.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
MB limping - not another - please
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
that's just his pimp walk....he's a bad mofo.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't say things like that... It brings bad luck.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
How about we sccore this at bat?
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
don't get greedy, now
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, wait and get greedy later.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I shall be greedy on the beaches,
I shall be greedy on the landing grounds, I shall be greedy in the fields and in the streets, I shall be greedy in the hills; I shall never be satisified
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
i'd take this game..
n/t
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
Mr. Happy flys out ot Dome.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions
the one in the green shirt?
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah it's reassuring that
the director thinks right along the same lines as I do
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
D Lee walks on 4 pitches
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
Lee walk Lee
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
Lee has four balls and is awarded first for it
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
at least he'll have a career on the State Fair circuit upon retirement
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Bullshit strike one.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
In Boston it would be
Dorah the Explorah
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
Fox singles to left. 2 one. No outs.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
2 ON.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Did Soriano just try to bunt?
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apparently.
I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. - Ryne Sandberg
yes.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Pat: What do you think of that?
Ron: I don’t know.
They don’t call him the best color man in baseball for nothing
well
it’s pretty reasonable reaction to Soriano bunting! LOL
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
we are mixing it up today!
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
No, no. This maks sense.
Sori bunts and even if Soto looks like he did yesterday, they walk Baker. That way, Dempster bats!
Ugh.
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, let's not ask the guy who hasn't bunted in 3 years to try
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand he Ks.
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you are assuming Lou told him to.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
good point
let’s also make sure the guy that hasn’t bunted in 3 years knows it’s a stupid idea.
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
he was probably going for a bunt single
try and get somtehing going
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
who saw that coming?
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
Ok, we get it...you don't like Santo. Jeeze!
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I like him fine
I find him a horrible broadcaster.
Sorry, next time I’ll just post funny pictures. That’s far more productive
if you want to be productive
get back to work, no?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
number of pics I've posted in this thread = 1
number of piss and moan posts about Santo you’ve posted in this thread = ?
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If I lent you my crowbar
would that help you let it go?
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
the one
with the Acme Humortron Destroyer?
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no, he already got that one open
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry drew...meant to reply to Illcat
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
no worries
I can read the flow of the thread. :D
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
screw all you people
grow some thicker skin and stop acting like children.
I swear to god I’ll pull this thread over and spank the lot of you….
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
um not all of us you won't. :D
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
you'll get a spanking and you'll like it!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
SUE SPANKS YOU!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe....maybe not :-P
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
TWSS?
i suppose so.
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
can we save the snarkiness til the game goes to hell?
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
The 4th inning is coming up.
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ya, that's enough
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to think this team isn't very good
at scoring runs
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you may be on to something...
Some people say the glass is half empty, some say half full. I say, are you going to drink that?
by BleedsbluinMI on Aug 13, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Soto backwards K. 2out.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions
Soto pretends to be Todd Hundley in this ab....season
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
Eww..
Thanks for reminding us of this beloved former catcher
"They say that money doesn't buy happiness...but it DOES by Cub tickets. You ever see a sad person with Cub tickets?"
Baker
has been pretty good for us, actually.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I like the Muffin Man.
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Do you KNOW the Muffin Man?
♪♫
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
The Muffin Man???
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
NO THAT'S MY NAME
JEFF CAN’T HAVE IT
It's shocking what you can miss sometimes. The amazing color changing card trick.
Your name is Jeff Baker? Or the Muffin Man?
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shake n bake
the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
nice AB
I guess if he really wants it…
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by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
well I'm out for like an hour
peace
I'm a lefty, maybe Lou should give me a shot for a position in the bullpen!!
Baker having a good AB...
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions
and walks.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what Bradley does.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
BB Muffin
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Blueberry muffin?
Mmmmm
Someday we'll go all the way...
by CubsBullsBears on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Baker's gotta be our new starter @ 2B, no?
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 13, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions
Seems to be heading in that direction.
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Yeah I hope so - regardless of any lefty/righty matchup
Fontenot is a backup at best. Love his scrappiness (puke), but still – Baker’s better defensively and he’s not 5’7"
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how much better Baker is defensively.
Fontenot has put up really good UZR numbers, but whichever one hits stays. I’ve tried to stick with Fontenot as long as I could, but he’s just had a really disappointing year.
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I ignore sabermetrics, but
I agree with the play and stay deal
by stuartscottslefteye on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently...
Which I don’t mind.
Someday we'll go all the way...
by CubsBullsBears on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
He hits he stays.
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Well, at least we flip the lineup!
God, I hate this optimism. Feel like a Klingon in a tutu
There is no such thing as an ugly female breast
and we're running Lee's pitch count up.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
+1 for Star Trek reference!
"They say that money doesn't buy happiness...but it DOES by Cub tickets. You ever see a sad person with Cub tickets?"
im not sure how that feels
the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
CURSE YOU MEGATRON!
I just found that picture!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Demps Ks
why do they always load the bases for the pitcher?
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They must think Lilly is starting
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Demp Ks, inning over.
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ISWYDT
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Dancing days are here again.
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I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
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by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
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the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
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the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
☼
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
上海
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
↕
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions

;-)
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Aug 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
lemme try...
All
Bubblelicious
Campbellls
Downey
Eggos
Fritos
G
H
Icee
Kool-Aid
Lysol
M&Ms
Nilla Wafers
Oreos
Pez
Q-Tips
Resees
Starburst
Kit-Kat
U
V-8
W
X
York Peppermint Patties
Z
That’s off the top of my head.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Not bad.
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G is Wrigley Gum it think.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Lee backwards K
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions
whoops...i meant' Bako...Lee is a better hitter.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Could still happen.
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bounced it back
to Demp.
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by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Bako has a higher OPS than Miles this year
by Jody Jody Davis on Aug 13, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Who doesn't?
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No one in the majors with over 110 PA
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by shake n bake on Aug 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope, comebacker to Demp. 2 out.
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That was a rocket. Nice play.
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excellent play
Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT
The sun is pretty hot.
"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The Cubs will kill all of us first
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Working on some victory...

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
The green shirt babe is back.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions
...or just show last years' Wonder Woman again...
"They say that money doesn't buy happiness...but it DOES by Cub tickets. You ever see a sad person with Cub tickets?"
I keep missing her - damn game thread.
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SCREEN CAP (clap clap clap).
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by AndrewJStone on Aug 13, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, Dome hangin' touch vs. Lee. Draws walk.
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maybe this is his chance
to prove to Lou that he can bat against lefties more often.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope so...
And please back to the leadoff spot too.
Someday we'll go all the way...
by CubsBullsBears on Aug 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Dome still under the impression he's the leadoff man...and gets on base.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions
What is wrong with him??!!
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fukman needs to learn his place!
the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
so um
yeah, Dome leadoff please
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looks like it
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somebody need to throw a beer on her
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He's not looking...he's waiting.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
but not that
at bat.
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
At least we have Lee at 57 pitches thru 3.
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He's already walked as many in this game
as he had in his previous five starts. Need to actually start taking advantage
agree, just keep him working too
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Uh, inning over. DLee grounds out.
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i hope it wasnt on the first pitch
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by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions
nope 5 pitches
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alright good
the cubs lineup needs moar LIND and HALLIDAY
by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i got my beer ready
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by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I just threw a beer at my TV.
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then
according to some beer should be banned in your home
or his entire family should be kicked out of his house
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by jesus christos on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
nope, just the brother who was sitting next to him and laughing.
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
next time
use a plastic cup. Who is going to replace that now?
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by drewishdrewid on Aug 13, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
the beer?
I prefer it in the bottle, but I’ll take it in the can.
wait. what?
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by Gibbon Jockey on Aug 13, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, pull-shift
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Male bovine ejecta?
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
uh oh 2 on nobody out
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I don't think they'll have Howard bunting here.
I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. - Ryne Sandberg
We didn't score earlier with in that situation...so relax.
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Enough of this pull-shift
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Utley walks, 1 and 2nd, no outs for Howard
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There it is.
Oppo HR for Howard, 3-0 Phillies.
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you're all class
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by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 13, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
here we go again
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein
The most frustrating part
is that I can’t do anything to help them…it really just pisses me off not being able to effect the outcome of the team I love
Expectations for this team are too high
Basically, this team is decent but not a candidate to be successful in the post season.
Signed,
Tired of being disappointed!

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