Official 2nd Ted Lillyisms and Other Funny Cubs Stories Thread

by Musicdude10 on Aug 13, 2009 3:39 PM CDT

Ok this week has been depressing enough. We need some things to cheer us up. This is the place to find them. Keep them clean and Cubs/Baseball related

Here are a few of my contributions:

Hire Jim Essian is a pretty funny sight, although it can be a little language heavy. Check out this story

Ted Lilly does not have a Ctrl (control) button on his computer. Ted Lilly is always in control

Ted Lilly destroyed the periodic table. The only element Ted Lilly needs is surprise

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every strike out victim, there is Ted Lilly

Ted Lilly was what Willis was talking about

This one is kind of old, but still funny

And this is just a classic. Took me a while to find it.

Hope this brightened your day and for a little while made you forget about this horrid week. Onward to the Pirates

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what a brutal stretch, This team looks beat, they need some life

"Have You heard of the Boom on Mizar 5?"

by Grockcubs on Aug 13, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions

The Yankees should have just signed Bugs!

by Pat19 on Aug 13, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions

Thanks

Enjoyed the cartoon. Haven’t seen that one in awhile.

"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Aug 14, 2009 9:57 AM CDT reply actions

"Ted Lilly was what Willis was talking about"

LMAO!

by Mike Vails Evil Twin on Aug 14, 2009 10:47 AM CDT reply actions

Best line I saw...best of the Lillyisms I've seen too.

by Sandberg's evil twin on Aug 15, 2009 5:40 AM CDT up reply actions

Here's another classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okPgKHMDxIQ

"Fasten your seatbelts"-Pat Hughes

by katie casey on Aug 16, 2009 9:06 AM CDT reply actions

Very nice

I loved Leslie Nielson calling balls and strikes too

"If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry, Mom,' but nobody beats me." ~ Leo Durocher

by Musicdude10 on Aug 16, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions