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Official 2nd Ted Lillyisms and Other Funny Cubs Stories Thread

Ok this week has been depressing enough. We need some things to cheer us up. This is the place to find them. Keep them clean and Cubs/Baseball related

 

Here are a few of my contributions:

Hire Jim Essian is a pretty funny sight, although it can be a little language heavy. Check out this story

Ted Lilly does not have a Ctrl (control) button on his computer. Ted Lilly is always in control

Ted Lilly destroyed the periodic table. The only element Ted Lilly needs is surprise

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every strike out victim, there is Ted Lilly

Ted Lilly was what Willis was talking about

This one is kind of old, but still funny

And this is just a classic. Took me a while to find it.

 

Hope this brightened your day and for a little while made you forget about this horrid week. Onward to the Pirates

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