Which Player Do You Make a Vampire?

Ok, so a social networking site asked this question as a writer's block question (designed to get you to start writing): Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire? Now, I think Aaron Harang is already a vampire. But who else?

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Proof

that Harang is a vampire:

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions

gah

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions

argh!

Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions

No, no - Harang is a Minotaur. Big difference.

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by daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions

This is probably the first time I’ve seen a fanshot with 3 new comments, and all 3 comments are by the OP.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

by Devin B on Aug 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions

WTF?

by kanderber on Aug 5, 2009 6:44 AM CDT reply actions

Twilight was so girly

even my wife thought it was girly.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 5, 2009 6:53 AM CDT reply actions

Never read/watched Twilight - but my wife and I are huge True Blood fans.

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by daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions

The books weren't horrible

A lot more action/vampire mythology.

But I dig that stuff. I’m a huge Harry Potter fan and I’m getting into Percy Jackson and the Olympians now.

All prep work for when my son is born!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 5, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions

'nuff said.

by Fonzie2178 on Aug 5, 2009 8:55 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs

Well done - Ted is immortal.

Fave snack food: Molina blood!

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by daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions

This is great.

Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT

by sue369 on Aug 5, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions

Does it count if they're already a vampire?

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by Clutch16 on Aug 5, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions