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Which Player Do You Make a Vampire?

Ok, so a social networking site asked this question as a writer's block question (designed to get you to start writing): Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire? Now, I think Aaron Harang is already a vampire. But who else?

3 months ago Pitching3_tiny drewishdrewid 13 comments 0 recs  | 

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Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gah

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Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

argh!

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Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.

by drewishdrewid on Aug 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, no - Harang is a Minotaur. Big difference.

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is probably the first time I’ve seen a fanshot with 3 new comments, and all 3 comments are by the OP.

Change is inevitable; progress is optional.

by Devin B on Aug 4, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Twilight was so girly

even my wife thought it was girly.

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 5, 2009 6:53 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never read/watched Twilight - but my wife and I are huge True Blood fans.

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The books weren't horrible

A lot more action/vampire mythology.

But I dig that stuff. I’m a huge Harry Potter fan and I’m getting into Percy Jackson and the Olympians now.

All prep work for when my son is born!

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on Aug 5, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done - Ted is immortal.

Fave snack food: Molina blood!

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is great.

Recipe for Disaster;
C'mon Cubs, hurry up and blow this so I can relax.
by Bluekoolaide on July22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT

by sue369 on Aug 5, 2009 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it count if they're already a vampire?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 5, 2009 3:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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