Tom Gorzelanny is Sloth from Goonies. Have you ever seen them in a room together? I think not. Still not convinced? Check out these incriminating photos:
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When asked for comment, Mr. Gorzelanny said, "Baby....Ruth?"
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I don't care who he is
If he can keep up what he did today, he will be extremely valuable to this team
Ok I think its damn funny
But those two links are Creepy!!!!
"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"
Last year I came up with this... kinda works too...
My show opens this Friday 8/7. Come out and support a fellow Cubs fan?: Hot Beans Delivers
Brutal!
Why am I laughing?!
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Yeah, I caught the postgame interview on CSN last night...
…and he is, undeniably, one freaky lookin’ dude. And I’m pretty sure he knew the shaving cream pie was coming, because he kept looking around during the interview. Didn’t save him, though.
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Hilarious and yet not funny
cant help laughing out loud though
by CubsFanInWisconsin on Aug 15, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Whenever he'd start for the Pirates...
…I’d always post side-by-side pics of Gorz and Butthead. But I’ve made a solemn promise to myself not to do that now that he’s a Cub.
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Why? It's all good fun.
“Come to Butthead.”
One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.
LOL
I love that movie. This is hilarious.
"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver
by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions
You know, I get that this is funny
But having had three kids with braces, it’s obvious to me that if Gorzo had had orthodontic work done as a child (starting about age 7 or 8), he would have had his mouth widened, his jaw moved (offsetting the weak chin), and would have nice, straight teeth. In other words, he’d look a lot more like the “norm” for a Caucasian American.
Good looks can be (partially) bought. I couldn’t imagine having plastic surgery, but it was amazing to me how much of a difference orthodontia makes, if you start early enough.
Fontenot (fon-te-no): Cajun for "scrappy"
Did you just say
He’d look like Norm?
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Or this Norm?
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Seriously mean...
Way to welcome the new hometown guy, who pitched one hell of a game yesterday, to the team. Sigh.
Dude
I’d say this is a welcome. The new guy always gets razzed. You should do a John Grabow looks like ALF photoshop or something…He had a great game and I hope he has another 2 great outiings. I did draft him for my fantasy team for 2008 and I guess this is just revenge.
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Yeah... seriously...
It could be worse… He could have to carry a pink my little pony backpack around… oh wait…
meh
I’ve made the sloth comparison before.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 6, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So did CubbieJulie
Are you, her and Fukumeter all the same person? The Mambocollective needs to know….
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by Shanghai Badger on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we could play 3-on-3 basketball or something.
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