Tom Gorzelanny is Sloth from Goonies. Have you ever seen them in a room together? I think not....

Tom Gorzelanny is Sloth from Goonies. Have you ever seen them in a room together? I think not. Still not convinced? Check out these incriminating photos:

Gorzesloth

and

Slothelanny

When asked for comment, Mr. Gorzelanny said, "Baby....Ruth?"

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I don't care who he is

If he can keep up what he did today, he will be extremely valuable to this team

by Brian17 on Aug 5, 2009 12:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That's cold man...

Funny, but cold. Let’s hope he keeps up last night’s performance level!

by Fonzie2178 on Aug 5, 2009 8:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ok I think its damn funny

But those two links are Creepy!!!!

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Aug 5, 2009 8:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't get me wrong,

I’m laughing too, I just feel terrible about it!! lol

by Fonzie2178 on Aug 5, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Last year I came up with this... kinda works too...

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by digitalbenjamin on Aug 5, 2009 8:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Brutal!

Why am I laughing?!

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Because it's funny.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al on Aug 5, 2009 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I caught the postgame interview on CSN last night...

…and he is, undeniably, one freaky lookin’ dude. And I’m pretty sure he knew the shaving cream pie was coming, because he kept looking around during the interview. Didn’t save him, though.

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hilarious and yet not funny

cant help laughing out loud though

by CubsFanInWisconsin on Aug 15, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whenever he'd start for the Pirates...

…I’d always post side-by-side pics of Gorz and Butthead. But I’ve made a solemn promise to myself not to do that now that he’s a Cub.

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 5, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why? It's all good fun.

“Come to Butthead.”

One day I hope to come up with something worthy of this space.

by chilango2 on Aug 5, 2009 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

I love that movie. This is hilarious.

"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You know, I get that this is funny

But having had three kids with braces, it’s obvious to me that if Gorzo had had orthodontic work done as a child (starting about age 7 or 8), he would have had his mouth widened, his jaw moved (offsetting the weak chin), and would have nice, straight teeth. In other words, he’d look a lot more like the “norm” for a Caucasian American.

Good looks can be (partially) bought. I couldn’t imagine having plastic surgery, but it was amazing to me how much of a difference orthodontia makes, if you start early enough.

Fontenot (fon-te-no): Cajun for "scrappy"

by zambranofan on Aug 5, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Did you just say

He’d look like Norm?

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by Fuk-U-Meter on Aug 5, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or this Norm?

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by Fuk-U-Meter on Aug 5, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously mean...

Way to welcome the new hometown guy, who pitched one hell of a game yesterday, to the team. Sigh.

by smash! on Aug 5, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude

I’d say this is a welcome. The new guy always gets razzed. You should do a John Grabow looks like ALF photoshop or something…He had a great game and I hope he has another 2 great outiings. I did draft him for my fantasy team for 2008 and I guess this is just revenge.

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by Fuk-U-Meter on Aug 5, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah... seriously...

It could be worse… He could have to carry a pink my little pony backpack around… oh wait…

by lswaidz on Aug 6, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

SWL is rolling over in his grave for missing out on this one

by lswaidz on Aug 5, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

meh

I’ve made the sloth comparison before.

As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.

by santoswoodenlegs on Aug 6, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So did CubbieJulie

Are you, her and Fukumeter all the same person? The Mambocollective needs to know….

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by Shanghai Badger on Aug 7, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we could play 3-on-3 basketball or something.

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by dat cubfan daver on Aug 7, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs