The Cubs Fans' 5 Stages of September
- Denial- "You know what? We can still make the playoffs. We just gotta sweep the Cardinals, Brewers, and Giants on the road. And look we play Pittsburgh at the end of the month! We can do this!"
- Anger- "WHY THE @#$% DID WE GET RID OF DEROSA! WHY DIDN'T WE SIGN BRIAN ROBERTS OR JAKE PEAVY?!! GO AFTER CLIFF LEE AND CASH IN ON TRADE DEADLINE! MILTON BRADLEY? AHH @#$%!"
- Bargaining- "Please. I just want to see them win a world series ONCE in my lifetime. More the better, but at least once! I'll give anything... money, cars, house, wife.... Just please!
- Depression-"It's never going to happen. Why should I even care anymore? We will just end up getting swept out of the playoffs even if we did make it. After all, we are cursed."
- Acceptance-"And for the Chicago Cubs..... There is always next year."
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Matt Geiger
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Ha, well done.
How’d you get the numbers to show up like that?
Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.
I can only assume this means
we’ll be seeing a list with lots of musical notes soon. :-)
"Was you ever punched in the face five hundred times a night? It stings after a while." ~Rocky Balboa
Hmm, Top 10 songs describing Cubs '09 season - I'm on it!
Catch my act on Twitter as @dat_cubfan_dave.
#1
A Dying Cubs’ Fans Last Request
I'm singing, "GO CUBS GO! GO CUBS GO!" -- DrCrawdad on Jun 12, 2009 7:23 AM CDT
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -- Homer J. Simpson
by Shanghai Badger on Sep 19, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
#2
Someday we’ll go all the way
baseball is a game of outs......pop out, ground out, line out, pitch out, strike out, fly out, and Fox and Bud's favorite black out
Wow. I posted this same idea over a month ago as a FanPost WITH a poll asking BCBers what stage they were in.
I do expect royalties for the idea at least…
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2009/8/13/988011/the-5-stages-of-being-a-cubs-fan
"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)
Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...
And that would be whom?
"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)
Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...
i deal with most of the legal problems here
and… plumbing…
The official slogan of your 2009 Chicago Cubs:
Why?
by jesus christos on Sep 18, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahem: "Mr. Geiger- my attorney Mr. Christos would like a word with you..."
He’s taken my case on a Pro Bono basis.
"Pain don't hurt you none" - Sparky Anderson (1987)
Obviously Sparky was never a Cubs fan...





















