Greatest. Dugout. Ever.
The folks behind The Dugout take on the Bradley situation. I was nearly in tears by the end.
over 2 years ago
jasoniniowa
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PiniellaOnTheDonkey: I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SH***Y AT BASEBALL
MiltonBradley: first of all, I want all white people removed from the game of baseball
MiltonBradley: thirdly I want to be the only person allowed in the stadium on game day, and I want to be able to make up the score based on nothing
LOLOLOLOLZ ROLFCOPTER
"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks
My favorite line:
HendryHuggins: Milton isn’t giving you the entire story. We saw how successful the Indians were signing Kerry Wood, so we decide to also offer 10 million dollars a year to a player nobody else wanted
"Was you ever punched in the face five hundred times a night? It stings after a while." ~Rocky Balboa
I remember when Dugout was good.
You know, before it became part of a mainstream website. It was absurd, profane, and hilarious. I don’t know if it’s different writers or what, but these guys are phoning it in.



















