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I hope you all still can appreciate the humor from The Onion, after a tough day.

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Onion is always good for a little needed comic relief.
“The last two seasons have been heartbreaking, but this year he’s done an incredible job of showing everyone the Cubs don’t have a chance in hell way before we can start getting optimistic,”

Literally, almost spit up my beer.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Sir Winston Churchill

by propheteer on Sep 3, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Onion is always good for a laugh.

The Belichick article is particularly funny- I love the last line.

“As Belichick sloughed grotesquely into a liquid heap, he was reportedly heard to ask if this is what love is.”

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bill_belichicks_tears_eat

by Pat19 on Sep 4, 2009 1:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved this line:
who added that he was excited to not worry about a postseason meltdown

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein

by eths on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Lou. We owe you so much for your consideration.

"I'm not much of a chemistry guy, you know. Chemistry to me is a pinch-hit double with the bases loaded"--Jim Frey, Chicago Tribune, 1985.

by zevkalman on Sep 5, 2009 8:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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