Facing the new year must be daunting to our fearless blogger, as he must generate something like 1000 titles this year for pregame posts, articles, links to stories, recaps, and the rest. Let's help him out. And in the spirit of the New Year's hangover (with many groans), let's make them as punny as possible! (Link goes to the top 10 puns.) Clipboards ready? Here are a few to get us started: How Cubs will defen(d) in twenty-ten: The Butcher, Jeff Baker, and the Wild-Throw-Pick Maker Judge Soto-no-more; His supreme comeback season Carlos Silva, and Away! Marlon Byrd's Defense: Prize Catch or Fowl Ball? One run flew over the [insert team here]'s nest: Cubs win another nail-biter Lady, have some more Marmol-Aid; Carlos puts another one to bed: Voulez-vous closer pour moi ce soir? Samardzija Lethargia: What the Jeff's wrong with this rotation? Cuba Libre! Castro called up to majors