A few of us started having fun writing article and book titles in a separate thread. I thought some were too funny to leave buried there, so I decided to post them here. Have fun coming up with your own and remember: don't be too scathing- the object of your harpoon may be reading BCB!

Here's a start (thanks to Cubbie-Tim, cooliogirl47, ballhawk, goodie1969 and Al)

Book Title: 
“Mark Prior Reacts to Mark McGwire’s Steroid Admission and Andre Dawson Entering HOF as an Expo, Due to the Intangibles of Milton Bradley and Jake Fox Being Traded by Jim Hendry.” (Vol. 1)

Written by: Mark DeRosa and Carrie Muscat.

Illustrated by: Kerry Wood

Foreword written by:  Lou (L.W.D.Y.W.M.T.D?) Pinella

Spanish-language translation provided by: Sammy Sosa.

The "book on tape" read by: H.W.S.N.B.N. and Judd Sirott

Novelization read by: Dusty Baker and Steve Stone

Research and fact checking by: Joe Morgan

Book Reviews:

“THISIS THEMOS TAMAZIN GBOOKI’V EEVERR EAD!” – ERICHANNA

“You won't be able to keep your hands off it!" – Steve Bartman

“Read it! Read it!” – Ryan Theriot

“Gosh! THIS IS THE BOOK!” – Ron Santo

"Is this the best book I've ever read? It might be. It could be. IT IS!" - Harry Caray