This a non-partisan note to do your civic duty. If you do live in Chicago vote, early and often (just kidding). Unfortunately the drunken yuppy crowd in the bleachers will not have the opportunity to vote for this years best named candidate, Young Boozer. Mr. Boozer is running for treasurer in Alabama.
If you don't vote, you have no right to complain about the results.
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