Saturday Afternoon Photo Caption Fun
by Al Yellon on Feb 27, 2010 1:21 PM CST
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Welcome to the gun show folks. Here we have a .44 magnum
and a starter’s pistol.
"Hats for bats.....keep bats warm." - Pedro Cerrano
"Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill !!!!!!!" - Eddie Harris
by willie mays hayes' gloves on Feb 27, 2010 1:28 PM CST reply actions
GIMME MY FLU SHOT!
This is only the beginning....Lou Pinella end of '07 season and Chicago Transit Authority (the band when they were really good).
not a caption, but an observation....
Soriano looks like he is trying to sneak a fart
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or like he has bad heartburn he's trying to choke back down
Tum Ta Tum Tum Tums!
"The only way to prove you are a good sport is to lose." Ernie Banks
by love the ivy on Feb 27, 2010 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
OK. Rock, paper, scissors for the 5-spot in the lineup...
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 27, 2010 1:38 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Alfonso Soriano
Did not get that they were going for a serious picture.
by Sam Householder on Feb 27, 2010 1:40 PM CST reply actions
whimpy whimpy whimpy and hefty hefty hefty
"The only way to prove you are a good sport is to lose." Ernie Banks
oh... thats good!
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 27, 2010 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Just a comment
But that’s an awesome looking tat
"That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up." Tim McCarver
by wrigleyrocker12 on Feb 27, 2010 2:08 PM CST reply actions
Further comment.
Byrd looks in really good shape.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
by Al Yellon on Feb 27, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
He looks like he could wrestle a rhino with his bare hands.
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
as long as he knows not to feed the Ryno's
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I knew after I said that that somebody would make a Sandberg joke.
And I wouldn’t mind if he fed me. :)
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
You mean the Ryanos?
Kwa...Ki...Sur...Pee...Nee...Ku?
by Kinky Reggae on Feb 27, 2010 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
I rec'd this...
but it’s more of a facebook-style “like”
by Shawn Domagal-Goldman on Feb 27, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
If you have muscles like that
You are in good shape!
"Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." ~ Bill Veeck
MIghty Mouse meets Underdog?
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Soriano "oh no, not another MB from Texas, please dont hurt me"
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to keep the theme from the others
And Soriano cannot raise his arm, and his shirt sleeve is stuck due to using that “other” brand of deoderant
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No Marlon I am not raising my sleeve any higher
I still can’t get rid of my F(&^%%%ing Yankee tatoo.
"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either Jim
Blade the comic book character meets Blade the movie character
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
"I got mind control over Marlon.
He be like ‘shut the f**k up.’ I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."
"There's more to life than profits...like, you know, slurpees and stuff." ~Randy Marsh
Steroids?
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Here are
two tickets to the gun show.
Someday we'll go all the way.
by Cubbinstrongsince86 on Feb 27, 2010 4:12 PM CST reply actions
Byrd to Soriano
I’m here to pump (claps) you up
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It's not a tooh mah!
"Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." ~ Bill Veeck
Not worthy of a Fanshot, per se,
but I think a few of you will get a chuckle out of this:
From here.
In fact, that link deserves a FanShot, so I'll post it.
Thanks for the link
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
"This is my pistol, this is my gun...
…this one’s for shooting, this one’s for FUN!"
"Look, what do you want me to do?"
this is my rifle
love that movie
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what movie?
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 27, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
It's from Full Metal Jacket.
"There's more to life than profits...like, you know, slurpees and stuff." ~Randy Marsh
in Full Metal Jacket
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [grabbing his crotch] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
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Actually, we were plying this little ditty in college back in the early 1970s.
It was a very immature pick-up line that understandably never worked, no matter how drunk the poor young lass was that we tried it on. Imagine that. I have no idea where it came from originally.
"Look, what do you want me to do?"
still LOL....
my mind is in the gutter
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 28, 2010 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
OT...Zeke, weren't you the poster who said he had alot of old video games?
I keep seeing on Yahoo how people are selling them for tens of thousands of dollars. maybe you should look into it!
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 27, 2010 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I have a lot of old Intellevision games...
a game console, voice synthesis cartridge and the companion programming keyboard. All sealed and tucked away in the rafters of my basement. I looked online awhile ago and didn’t see any huge $ market for any of the stuff, but maybe I was looking in the wrong places. Maybe I’ll check out Yahoo. With one and soon to be two kids in college, tens of thousands of dollars would come in handy right about now…
"Look, what do you want me to do?"
This is the year, Alf....
Hop on board or get the phuck out of the way.
Hey Lou, we're long overdue.
It reminded me of an old SNL skit...
Byrd: What is that?
Sori: I don’t know… what the hell is that…?
Byrd: Hey kid, don;t lick that, you don’t know where it’s been…
- Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
- Germans?
- Forget it, he's rolling.
"Hey Alphone, Lookee here, mine is bigger than yours"
“Depends how you measure Marlon, depends on how you measure!”
by cubssouvenirman on Feb 27, 2010 7:55 PM CST reply actions
Alfonso
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 27, 2010 8:07 PM CST up reply actions
say hello
to my little drama queen
"I'd rather hit home runs you don't have to run as hard." -- Dave Kingman
by BucknerKongCardenal on Feb 27, 2010 9:56 PM CST reply actions
240 Pound guy in center and the skinny guy in left?
Better grow some very long grass in the left field gap.
With guns like these , I have to at least have a 2.0 war.
Say this much for big league baseball - it is beyond question the greatest conversation piece ever invented in America. ~Bruce Catton
Guess who's the Victor Conte client?
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
Andruw Jones?
No wait. Definitely Juan Pierre.
She asked: Are you a hopeless romantic?
I answered: I'm a Cubs fan, of course I am.
by Zy Toro Young on Feb 28, 2010 12:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
hooray for 5 years ago
I now return you to 2010
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Funny...
… for a fanbase who takes such price wallowing in the “great” 1969 Cubbies.
And for the record, Byrd is a client of Conte’s.
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
And Ozzie Guillen is a friend of Hugo Chavez.
What’s your point?
"There's more to life than profits...like, you know, slurpees and stuff." ~Randy Marsh
Reading is fundamental.
This thread is “Caption Fun” with a photo of Marlon Byrd showing his Victor Conte fueled gun(s).
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
When you have a photo...
…. of Byrd showing off his gun(s) (along with Soriano) my caption is certainly no stretch.
Guess who’s the Victor Conte client?
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
point taken...ha.....ha.....ha
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 28, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Guess who doesn't care?
Plenty of athletes and non-athletes I see everyday have guns like his. They’re big, but not “roid” big.
"The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players." -Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach
It was a joke, based on a FACT.
The FACT is that Byrd is a client of Conte, a proud client too. Does that make Byrd a steroid guy? Not necessarily. It does place him in the company of some folks who sure seem are suspects for using ‘roids. Take a look at the photos of the folks on Conte’s website and tell me if you’d want to be publicly associated with that group.
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
Still doesn't prove anything
I see the connection and association to Conte, but it doesn’t make him a user. It certainly doesn’t count him out though.
"The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players." -Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach
Never said it did prove anything.
I see the connection and association to Conte, but it doesn’t make him a user. It certainly doesn’t count him out though.
That’s kind of what I said.
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
Gotcha
I think we can all agree that almost every baseball player who thrived during the era could have used at one point or another.
"The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players." -Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach
All that pic proves is that
In the last 95 or so years the White Sox have won as many WS as they have thrown.
Black Sox FTW.
Plus, I was just joking. Relax.
She asked: Are you a hopeless romantic?
I answered: I'm a Cubs fan, of course I am.
by Zy Toro Young on Feb 28, 2010 11:00 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Soriano: “I’m afraid of those cameras. I saw what they did to Milton Bradley last season.”
Byrd: “I saw it too, and if they try that with me, I’ll crush them.”
Soriano: “Protect me Big Byrd.”
Be careful, it's my heart.
Play this when Big Byrd comes to the plate (just get a better recording).
"In time you can turn these obsessions into careers...Hurry Down Doomsday the bugs are taking over." - Elvis Costello
I like it! thanks
baseball.........is Kool Aid the remedy, or the cause of my desire for it
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 28, 2010 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
It's always sunny in Mesadelphia
Sori- Marlon what’s that on your arm?
Marlon- Oh, they’re tribal.
Sori- I’m sorry, what tribe are you from?
"The country is full of good coaches. What it takes to win is a bunch of interested players." -Don Coryell, ex-San Diego Chargers Coach
Oh my, oh my, just look at them muscles
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
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