A Little Lilly Shall Be Born
Tweet from Gordo says that Ted left camp yesterday morning to attend the birth of his first child. Congrats to the Lilly family.
almost 2 years ago
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i have a little brother now
cool!
"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "
This article if false. We are ALL Lilly's children.
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
its the first child lilly knows of
"The roar from the crowd really fired me up," Burish said. "In warmups there were a lot of signs. One said 'Burish, my grandma is pregnant.' I don't know what that means. I skated by it and said, 'it's not mine.' "
by jesus christos on Mar 14, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
you are saying that Lilly might not know something?
BLASPHEMY – STONE HIM
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
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Rumor has it
He is planning to deliver the child himself by issuing it a single dirty look visible through the womb, and calmly saying, “It’s time, infant.”. The child will crawl out, cut its own umbilical cord, clean itself up, and begin work on the next great American novel.
"You’re playing a baseball game. You’re not playing Tiddlywinks. There is competition, for God’s sake."— Lou Piniella
by PacificCub on Mar 14, 2010 9:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
And start at second base for the Cubs next week.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
The baby
is rumored to have a 95 MPH fastball and a wicked breaking ball.
I heard that the baby was born wearing #30 on its back.
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
Just don't try this with a full diaper
It’ll splatter back
"On offense, your most precious possessions are your 27 outs" - Earl Weaver
You don't remember?
The HR he gave up in the 2007 NLDS.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
*shudders*
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
weird
there was a 5.4 mag earthquake in California later on that month…AHHH LILLY HAS THE POWER TO CREATE EARTHQUAKES
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
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And he shall be Levon
and he shall be a good man
and he shall be Levon
In the tradition of the family plan
He was born a pitcher to an ace on St Patricks day
When the New York Times said “ARod’s Dead”
And the season’s begun
Ted Lilly had a son today
Actually, it doesn’t say whether it’s a boy or a girl. But if it’s a girl, she’ll be the first woman in the majors.
According to this, the Lillys had a son. Congratulations to them.
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra
Congratulations is right
But of course, all the cool dads are having girls these days. :-) But Ted’s so cool he can start a new trend.
by Josh Timmers on Mar 15, 2010 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
If this means you just had a baby girl...congrats!
"Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air."-Pat Hughes
by katie casey on Mar 15, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
She actually just turned two
But she’s still my baby to me.
by Josh Timmers on Mar 15, 2010 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
aw-mine is 18
but considering that the two of us just finished watching Beauty and the Beast together I guess you could say she’s still my baby too. Two is a fun age. Enjoy…the time flies.
"Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air."-Pat Hughes
now that's what should happen
Lilly should show up at opening day at Wrigley and climb to the top of the score-board, and then hold the child up. THE CROWD ROARS!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Mar 15, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I just posted below and then saw this comment
Great minds think alike I guess
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko
Has anybody counted back nine months
To find out if Ted won or lost the ballgame that day?
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is." -- Yogi Berra
I have a feeling it looked something like this:

But with people.
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko
An UPDATE for those of you not on Twitter:
CarrieMuskat: Congrats to #cubs Ted Lilly — his wife gave birth to their 1st child, Theodore Roosevelt Lilly IV
TED LILLY LIVES ON!!!
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
so we now have a
mini Lilly and a mini DLee to sign up quickly
Unofficial Self Appointed President of the Castro Blocker Fan Club
They will together lead the Cubs to glory! All hail The Sons of Ted and Derrek!
Some men learn through what they read. Some men learn through what they're told. Some men have to piss on the railroad tracks. And some men keep on pissin'.
Congrats to Ted and his wife.
OK I don't know shit about basketball.
by SoulEater7 on Nov. 5, 2009 9:51 PM CST
Did you know...?
Ted himself was born in a log cabin he built with his bare hands.
I predict that...
the Lilly infant will win the 5th starter spot out of spring training. From what I heard, Larry Rothschild donated several towels to Ted to assist in the delivery.
and the legend continues...

even as I made this I thought… “That’s just wrong” but I can’t help it…
"Why people who have not committed any punishable offense, listen to Country and Western music is absolutely beyond me" - John Cleese
little guy was born
and right away needed Just For Ted’s
Unofficial Self Appointed President of the Castro Blocker Fan Club
no
he wants the distinguished look..
I saw you in that coffee shop, breaking the fifth commandment. Congress passes these things for a reason, Lois.
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