Sammy Sosa's Skin Back To Original Color

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about 2 years ago Al Yellon 12 comments 0 recs |

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Wha? Here's a phrase I can honestly say I've never read before...

legendary epidermis abuse

"Until we solve our bullpen problems and figure out how to score runs consistently, it's going to be a struggle. I'm just being honest. What are we going to do? Some of these kids are just going to have to get better. We thought (the bullpen) would be better than this. Boy, it gets out of hand in a hurry."
- Lou Pinella, May 8, 2010

by Zeke on May 13, 2010 2:34 PM CDT reply actions

That would be a great name for a band

There is no such thing as an ugly female breast

by Worf on May 13, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs

Rec'd

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by BWoodrum on May 13, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm also going to have to rec this

Other great names:

“Minivan Full of Nuns”
and
“Mark Hamilltoe”

"You’re playing a baseball game. You’re not playing Tiddlywinks. There is competition, for God’s sake."— Lou Piniella

by PacificCub on May 13, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions

or a drunkeness test

"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk

by vonde6 on May 13, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions

This subject makes me feel very uncomfortable for some reason.

"Pounding sand since 1982...."

by cubswynn on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM CDT reply actions

MARK DEROSA IS STILL WHITE

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by Gibbon Jockey on May 13, 2010 2:50 PM CDT reply actions

wow

in the “white” photo he almost looks like he is either on some sort of medication, drugs or has some sort of medical issue – maybe it is the whitening of his skin but his lips looked HUGE and his eyes looked goofy. Thank goodness it isnt permanent (maybe it is just the vitamin b-12 wearing off) I have upmost sympathy for black people who have splotches of skin turn white – definately would make me self conscious.

Sipping the Kool-Aid since 1982 - Kinda
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by hansman1982 on May 13, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions