First Pitch Thread: Cubs vs. Cardinals, Saturday 5/29, 3:10 CT
St. Louis Cardinals at Chicago Cubs, May 29, 2010 3:10 PM CDT
Unbelievably, Carlos, you're our stopper. Win this one.
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"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:03 PM CDT reply actions
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Go Cubs!
Play Smart, Play with Passion, Have Fun!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions
OH CRAP I GET SEATTLE AT LA
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
Portland Oregon too
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions
now I'm REALLY pissed
mlb.tv blackout on top of all that!
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
God gotta listen to Joe Buck
him and Aikman should just get married and u watch Buck will mention the NFL and teams or players a few times today
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
OT
is it irony that Cable companies play commercials for DirectTV?
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Dish Network blocks out all our comcast commercials.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
hope those of you blessed with a picture
will provide the color for us deprivees
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
Lou said "LOOK" four times in his pregame interview with Santo
Each time, the LOOK got more frustrated. I think I counted two “what can you do”s as well.
It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs??
new drinking game
each time Lou says “Look”, one must swig a fine tasty beverage.
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
better start than yesterday
You will never move forward by looking back....
by By Santo's Grace on May 29, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
Wow good job Buck way to pronounce Kosuke right
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
LOOK
more Aardvarks!
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
So FOX just told us to forget about baseball and focus on hockey.
How can I express my anger without offending anyone?
With some TJ11 Sarcasm!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
oh go ahead. I'll be right there with you.
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
don't forget you are dealing with
Buck and McCarver
you know, idiots.
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Chris Prongo?
McCarver is an idiot.
It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs??
It looks like a beautiful day in Chicago - 3 up, 3 down
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
how are you getting Fox in Germany?
I can’t even get the game on MLB.TV
GRUMBLE
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
must be outside of U.S.
MLB.TV can give it to you. INSIDE US no bloody deal. GRUMBLE
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
what a solid acquisition we got out of Silva
afer all that moaning and groaning at the start
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
Lou also said that Wells is in the bullpen today and tomorrow
I guess 16 pitches didn’t tire him out too much…
It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs??
I think he said LOOK
so take a swig now, he he
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
Sounds to me as if that might be some foreshadowing
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on May 29, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Everyone join me:
“I hate Fox. I hate Fox. I hate Fox”
no Cubs in LA :-(
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
not for me.
Listening to Pat & Ron via the Interweb.
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
FOX sports sucks
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
all together now!
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
Wow Buck yes again cant say his name right
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Coskay
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Who is that do we have a new player on the team?
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Kid's got a nice fastball.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions
Fukuchopper sighting.
Ugly K. Rook looks like another Cy Young, thanks to the histrionics of Kosuke.
Fukudome strikes out - The kid on the mound looks good
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
all pitchers do making their debuts against us
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Could be he's just throwing these fastballs with all hes got, 96 mph twice now
by RichieAllenIn1966 on May 29, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
and back to back pitches were WAY up
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on May 29, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Swarmcast & MLB.TV freezing from time to time
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Sup gang..
I GRADUATED LAST NIGHT!
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
High School
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
Wow, you make me feel old... ;-) Which school?
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Warren Central High School
In Bowling Green, KY.
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
Ahh - not exactly Chicago area - Well good for you anyhow!
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Happy Graduation!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Onivatto, as Harry would say
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
Silva just threw 91mph - I like him, I really do.
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
The "mute" button is your friend when dealing with those two clowns in the booth.
OT: Today is my first true day off work since May 18. No joke. Ten straight days of working hard.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions
TV and Radio wildly out of sync here **Groan**
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Ya Buck thinks he is Vin Scully at times just non stop talk about everything
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Vin Scully is Vin Scully.
Joe Buck … not even Joe Buck.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That is wrong on so many levels.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
So does Dick Stockton.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Niiiiice!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
no one better than Byrd
at getting those balls
Lilly-victim to bat.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions
Makes me glad I muted the game.
Good lord.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Zing!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd !!!!! takes flight and catches a blooper for out #2
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Bob Im sure dont like them Im sure and Bob will let them know that. Him and Lilly should team up and take these 2 out
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Who gives a (mist) what those clowns dislike?
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Hey, I'm just relating some of the color and plays for those without access to the game.
I’m sure everyone needed to know that so they can hate on the FOX broadcasts even more.
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. McCarver what are you doing to me?

"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
AAGH! MY EYES!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Joe Suck doesn't like anyone in baseball outside of St. Louis.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:33 PM CDT reply actions
Ya uh, his butt buddy Aikman
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
So why has Hill been playing so much?
Does Lou not understand that righty-lefty match ups only apply to players that can actually hit?
Soto's sick
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Soto is under the weather
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
What?
You mean there’s a storm over one house in the Chicago area?
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya I have no idea I just got back from Chicago on vacation and on the ride home I started to feel like crap and have been since Thursday
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Lilly-victim Ks!
Let’s get some runs now!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions
Silva !!! Yet another K to end the inning
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Yes, he struck out Lilly-Victim.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That is Marlon Byrd!
And you will respect him!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions
even when he continues an epic slump
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on May 29, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Serious question.
Are you able to get the game on FOX?
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
I saw the great grab. I also saw the weak ground out that continued a 4-33 slide
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on May 29, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
fonty! woot! woot! TRIPLE!!!!
they’ll make you laugh (at them), they’ll make you cry (tears of desperation)
Nice triple Fonty
Now lets get him in
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
LBR!
Nice to see him make the turn. Now let’s get him in!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
Fontenot!!!!! Fontenot!!!!! Fontenot!!!!!
Triple! Triple! Triple!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions
Want runs here!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go ...... Triple standing up for Fontenot
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
A little behind the national feed, are you?
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
MLB.TV / Swarmcast keeps freezing up on me.
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
GEEWHIZBOY
Thanks Ron
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:40 PM CDT reply actions
OT: before this game,
I watched the end of the USA-Turkey soccer match. USA 2 : 1 Turkey
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh.
Could have used that from Castro.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions
Well, Hill hit it solid
just right at someone
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
well at least Hill hit it hard
castro was the key AB and he failed
This team does not do the little things to win baseball games.
That is why Lou should be looking for property in Florida!
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions
Look.....wh wh wh what do you want him to do?
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
He's probably already picked something out.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubs already 0-2 w/RISP
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:43 PM CDT reply actions
Good afternoon everyone
Insert Clever Statement Here
G'Afternoon.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Good morning
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Right back at you.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Strikeout number five!
One, two, three four five!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions
Oh Joe Buck, you and your sarcastic dickishness
(I actually don’t hate him like everyone else…McCarver is a dunce though)
Insert Clever Statement Here
well your name covers Buck MrNFL ha him and Aikman
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Ya he is bored cuz remember few yrs ago he said he dont like baseball anymore he thinks its boring
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Is there any way to not dump on [name redacted]?
If so, I haven’t found it yet.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see the
ignore Buck and McCarver nerve control center
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Here it is.

I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
...

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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
...

I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions
It feels good:

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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxnMIDFvq0k
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
6 Ks!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Atta Vino! Strikeout!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
Pitching Duel in NYY
12-10 Indians.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
Exactly.
There may be two scoreless innings in that game.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Silva is on fire
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
Struck out the side!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions
God I love this well rounded man
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
I see what you did there
Insert Clever Statement Here
Talking about Silva and bombing might not be the smartest thing.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
here is comes see if Buck says Kosukes first name
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
He may not get the chance.
Thank goodness!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
nope sticks with his last name like nothing bad can come from mispronouncing his last name
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
CARLOS SILVA IS KICKING ASS
would even kick LINDS ass, if necessary
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Dome TOOTBLAN.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
Hmmmmmm. A Broken Hit & Run?
I’ve never heard that one before.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
When are these guys
going to get their fucking heads out of their asses?
by ElHijoDelRonSanto on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions
When Lou Piniella is fired.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
around september when the season is over
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
does anyone know the f-ing Hit and Run sign on this team
Twice in a week? Lou has really let this team go to heck
Again, AYFKM
Theriot didn’t even take the bat off his shoulder.
WTF??!!!
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Ya its opposite day today usually he cant keep the bat on his shoulder
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
If you read my posts,
You will notice I’ve been hating on him for a while.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
The government recently introduced legislation
to stop the Hate. So be careful
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
yea, i haven't been hating him for a while
and now i want him to just stop. everything.
Why are y'all trashing Riot?
He isn’t worthy.
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
BS!
That was outside! I thought you weren’t supposed to swing at stuff off the plate!
I guess when the ump wants you to win, you get all the calls.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
Ump doesn't care who wins or loses.
They just want to go home.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
in theriot's defense
there may not have been an official hit and run on, since he swings at every pitch lou just thought it was implied.
I find it hard to believe
any ad is more annoying than the Pepsi commercial
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
The grass seed ad takes the cake IMHO
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
The string plucking is beyond annoying,
and they show it two times per break on EVERY SINGLE CHANNEL I WATCH! There’s a marketing name for those ads—which I forget—but it’s working.
When you miss opportunities early in the game
You more times than not lose!
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
Eric Ludwick?
McCarver needs to be fired, too.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
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-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 3:59 PM CDT reply actions
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I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I would listen to these 2 for the pitch count but Im really sick my head is pounding and they r making it worse I will just get out my manual clicker and do it myself
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
nobody cares
about throw left hit right counts. unless it is left cross to Buck and right uppercut to McCarver
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
CASTRO!!!!!!!!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:01 PM CDT reply actions
damn that was a nice play
It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs??
by Invalid User on May 29, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions
I seriously thought that was past Castro at first.
Wowie Zowie.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
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-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:02 PM CDT reply actions
Wow, what a play by Castro and DLee
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Cardinals meet Starlin Castro
Starling Castro, Cardinals.
You will be seeing a lot of each other… unfortunately for you Cardinals. Sorry about that.
How cool is it we get to see that potentially for another 10-15 years...? hehehe
What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?
Thats cool I hope his hitting comes around soon
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Joe Buck can't even pronounce Z's name.
Zam-BRAN-o
Joe Fuck can't even pronounce his own name
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Got that right but he can pronounce Aikman right and also can pronounce NFL right
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
He cant pronounce Kosukes first name either
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
It's hard to pronounce names
when you have Pujols’ knob in your mouth at all times.
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by Craig in South Bend on May 29, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, Cowskay i can sort of understand,
But Zaambraano?
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions
Castro will be known as Senor Cub if he keeps this up
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
Mr. Cub (Ernie Banks) started at SS once, a long time ago.
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
He should at least hit 450 HRs before he gets that title.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
63 pitches through 4
I might have 2 more inning in him but that will be it.
Who’s in the pen?
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions
Who is avaible to pitch after blowing through the pen yesterday?
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Marshall and Marmol.
I think everybody else threw, but some of them will be available.
Lou said that Wells was available in the pen today and Sunday
It's a simple question, Doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs??
by Invalid User on May 29, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
ha I know just playing but Im really not sure actually with Lou u never know
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Let's score plenty of runs, then we don't have to worry.
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
He's in the rotation now, I thought?
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
If you want to Crown him
CROWN HIM!
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll need to stretch out today
after Wells’ bed-shitting yesterday.
by ElHijoDelRonSanto on May 29, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Good Lord
What a fucking terrible swing on a 3-1 pitch.
by ElHijoDelRonSanto on May 29, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions
pathetic atbat by DLee
I can hit that weakly to the 2nd baseman
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
The way things are going we should bat Fontenot third
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Why don't all teams just call up their AAA pitchers
to make their MLB debuts against the cubs?
The Cubs would go 0-162 and score maybe 22 runs all season.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions
I bet we'll get him the second time through.
There have been some hard-hit balls already …
How many times have those exact words been uttered this season?
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Buck is not even mono-lingual
he can barely speak english
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Oh, that was supposed to be English?
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
he at least speaks some french
as he is a “lucky pierre”
C'Mon Byrd.
Let’s start slump busting.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
That's my kind of beverage!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yippie!!! a stolen base
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
A steal by Soriano?
Nice!
Insert Clever Statement Here
He's getting his legs back.
Good sign
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Phew, that was freaking close.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions
we scored!! we scored!!
Formerly known as BleedsbluinMi.
"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright. And that's alright with me" - The Boss
Good hustle Marlon
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Keystone Kops?
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
There you go all you Byrd doubters!!
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
Cubs 1, Cardinals 0
They’re celebrating in St. Louis!
Tack on!!!!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
LBR!!!!!
Formerly known as BleedsbluinMi.
"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright. And that's alright with me" - The Boss
OMG! The Cubs win at Small ball
I didn’t even know they knew how to do that.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
you don't normally
see those kind of errors by the Cardinals
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
their defense has been weak this year, I believe
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
2 triples for Fontenot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Another triple for Fontenot!
Haha!
Insert Clever Statement Here
two triples...impressive by LBR!
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
HOT DAMN!
LBR ftw
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions
Another triple for Fontenot!
Cubs 2, Cardinals 0!
I can hear the cheering from St. Louis even here in Vermont!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
I can almost hear Santo in California
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Now were startlin to rolls boys
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Three triples in a week!
FONTY
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
Bring 'em in Starlin!!!!
Formerly known as BleedsbluinMi.
"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright. And that's alright with me" - The Boss
I was a huge critic of Fontenot last year.
But I’m gonna say it — he should be platooning at second. That is, when things get figured out with the third base situation.
Come on Castro no ground balls to 2nd
"Women...you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up." Rube Baker
Whoop!
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions
I like this scoring runs thing
Formerly known as BleedsbluinMi.
"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright. And that's alright with me" - The Boss
CASTRO ADDS ON!
CUBS 3, CARDINALS 0!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions
won't have to go far, they're right there in the stands
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Then he can go sit with them.
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Silva deserves a cushion, for once
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
Once upon a time, there was a Boobs for Runs thread,
the next days I spoofed it with Aardvarks (and other animals) for runs.
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
OK.
I figured I missed a thread somewhere where Aardvarks became the BCB mascot.
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
I remember reading about that thread.
Possibly one of the games in the opening home series against Milwaukee (game 2, IIRC)?
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"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I believe he checked his swing there.
But I’ll take the lead!
I didn't believe it last August, but it turns out that love survives.
"To [Vermont Cubs Fan], good luck, stay strong!"
-Captain Richard Phillips-
by Vermont Cubs Fan on May 29, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions
Really nice inning.
Now let’s keep the good pitching and defense up. No mental lapses.
"I don't want a massage, I want a facial!"
- Stacy King
"Nothing can happen till you swing the bat."
-Haruko Haruhara
by windycitywarrior on May 29, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions
I dislike Joe Buck.
But, not nearly as much as I dislike Tim McCarver.
Formerly known as BleedsbluinMi.
"You ain't a beauty, but hey you're alright. And that's alright with me" - The Boss
time for a shut down inning
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
i dislike any media outlet that likes Joe Buck and TIm mccarver
Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we shall go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..
coda
ELO, 1975
Silva *clap clap clapclapclap* Silva *clap clap clapclapclap* Silva *clap clap clapclapclap*
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster
It is really sweet
To take advantage of Cardinals errors…
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
if only the scrappy factor could include a cycle
Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we shall go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..
coda
ELO, 1975
How about a triple triple instead?
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Hat trick squared (cubed)?
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i'll take triples every at bat from the Wonder Hamster
The 2010 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp ruled!!!!
Silva matches his career high
With 8 Ks
"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. " Pedro Cerrano
by shifafaontheside on May 29, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
silva K' Watch - EIGHT
Blue mountains high .. Blue valleys low
I don't know which way we shall go ..
One summer dream .. one summer dream ..
coda
ELO, 1975
So ... things I would do right now if I were Lou ...
DL Ramirez, call up Tracy and start him at third. Put Fontenot and Theriot in a straight platoon at second and actually start Colvin three days a week.
I still don't understand why Colvin did not start for Byrd today.
what else does Colvin need to do to earn a start?
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
I don't know what else he could do to earn some
playing time. Lou might need him more on the bench. Too bad I think Colvin has a great future. Hope it’s with the Cubs.
in the history of Wrigley, how many players have had two triples in a game?
gotta be a small group
Carlos Silva lemonade: made from freshly squeezed Milton Bradley lemons. -- the Jim Hendry kook book.
One more inning for Silva
I hope he doesn’t Face Al before he leaves.
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by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on May 29, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions
D Lee...
Is just killin this offense…..
The best defense is a good offense.....Lou Pinella...still hasn't managed the Cubs to a post season win. D. Lee still doesn't have a post seasson RBI for Cubs...ditto for Soriano
"It's so simple, it's unbelievable," manager Lou Piniella said. "When you score runs, you win."

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