The Heckler's 2011 Cubs Convention Schedule

Pretty funny. Personal favorite:

""The Japanese Art of Lowering Expectations" with Kosuke Fukudome"

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lol

"Why you should never sign a contract after a few beers at D’Agostino’s" by Kerry Wood

"It's important in life to not give a shit. It can help you a lot." - George Carlin

by bluemagic9 on Jan 10, 2011 12:59 PM CST reply actions

That was pretty funny

by magicblue on Jan 10, 2011 1:01 PM CST reply actions

This is NOT funny at all!!!!!

How dare they make fun of our Cubbies!!!

Especially, Hill, Aram, and Soriano!
They did all they could last year to help this team win!

Soriano and ARam reminded me of Beck and Mullholland in 1998 when they both gave everything they had for the good of the team!

by TJ11 on Jan 10, 2011 2:03 PM CST reply actions

You are a racist

and so is that article. If Ramirez was white nobody would call him lazy and apathetic.

DEJESUS!!!

by tomas21 on Jan 10, 2011 2:56 PM CST up reply actions

Is this serious?

by Dcr18 on Jan 10, 2011 3:18 PM CST up reply actions

very...

If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.

by eths on Jan 10, 2011 3:49 PM CST up reply actions

Tomas.

I’m really sorry if you were offended by the article I linked to. I really didn’t (and frankly, I don’t) see it as racist.

I still apologize if you were offended.

by elgato on Jan 10, 2011 4:20 PM CST up reply actions

I was just joking

sorry if it didn’t come across, it was a reference to the thread about the rosenbloom article.

DEJESUS!!!

by tomas21 on Jan 10, 2011 5:30 PM CST up reply actions

Boy, that was an oblique reference.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jan 10, 2011 5:32 PM CST up reply actions

Not that oblique

It was an intense thread (the Rosenbloom one)

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either

by Doggie Stalker on Jan 10, 2011 5:37 PM CST up reply actions

"That article" is a pretty oblique reference.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jan 10, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions

Well depends if you read that thread

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either

by Doggie Stalker on Jan 10, 2011 6:41 PM CST up reply actions

Yes.

But that thread has nothing to do with this one and wasn’t referenced.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jan 11, 2011 9:01 AM CST up reply actions

Think of it as a test of your dedication to BCB

Those of us who are the most dedicated got the joke.

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either

by Doggie Stalker on Jan 11, 2011 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

Let it go

DEJESUS!!!

by tomas21 on Jan 11, 2011 8:33 PM CST up reply actions

I wasn't really upset or anything.

Just confused.

"You can observe a lot just by watching." ~ Yogi Berra

by Al Yellon on Jan 11, 2011 10:45 PM CST up reply actions

Oh, good.

by elgato on Jan 10, 2011 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

FWIW, I got the joke.

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by daver on Jan 11, 2011 9:20 AM CST up reply actions

me too

I’m smrt

"If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it." Dick Allen

by PacificCub on Jan 11, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions

Al really needs to work on BCB getting that sarcasm font

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by Cubbie-Tim on Jan 11, 2011 9:47 PM CST up reply actions

Wow I was scared for a minute!

Thought I was being called a racist because Soriano and Aram don’t like to run balls out!

I was quickly trying to come up with the many white guys who do the same crap…

by TJ11 on Jan 10, 2011 10:16 PM CST up reply actions

"Best Hangouts in Des Moines" featuring Jeff Samardzija

That one’s the best.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jan 10, 2011 3:38 PM CST reply actions

ROLL TIDE

by illson847 on Jan 10, 2011 4:08 PM CST reply actions

“How to give 110%, 110% of the time” by Aramis Ramirez and “How to hit a Curveball” with Alfonso Soriano are good ones. I also liked the “Thank God it wasn’t me” by the guy who sat next to Steve Bartman

Keep that Q Train rollin' in '11. Let's win it for Ronnie.

by mikegncb34 on Jan 10, 2011 4:12 PM CST reply actions

The Heckler

The Hecker is hysterical.

Formerly known as cubstoseriesby100. Thanks Al for letting me change my outdated screenname.

by puckishcubsfan on Jan 10, 2011 8:03 PM CST reply actions

Gotta say the

Heckler hit a homerun again . ( When most of the real Cubs could not )…..

by cubs north on Jan 10, 2011 9:43 PM CST reply actions

I gotta say the Heckler piece on the 2010 Cubs DVD that had the cot ARam could lay on at 3b was pretty funny...

by TJ11 on Jan 10, 2011 10:18 PM CST reply actions

They should have another retro session

“How To Win Friends And Influence People” by Todd Hundley

by Shanghai Badger on Jan 11, 2011 9:32 AM CST reply actions

Followed by

Fine dining, Art Openings, Foreign Film screenings and other ways to spend your free evenings in Chicago with Jeff Samardzija,Todd Hundley & Mark Grace

"I am not ashamed to say I love Greg Maddux" - Jim Hendry
Me either

by Doggie Stalker on Jan 11, 2011 10:52 AM CST up reply actions

I was chuckling until

"A Detailed Look at English Maritime Trade Policy and Taxation During the 100 Years War" with Ronnie Woo-Woo

I lost it

"Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." ~ Bill Veeck

by Musicdude10 on Jan 11, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions

same here

And I was going to mention it on this post, but I didn’t want to subject anyone to the though of HWSNBN this early in the year

"If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it." Dick Allen

by PacificCub on Jan 11, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions

HWSNBN

I just realized we will probably see him all weekend and then he probably will be at the Bears game. I may go stark raving mad by the end of the game on Sunday.

On a side note on the Bears game, a lot of the Cubs went to the NFC title game in 07. I wonder if many will go this time.

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by puckishcubsfan on Jan 11, 2011 10:43 PM CST reply actions