Sounds like a helluva blizzard on its way, from what I'm reading and seeing on TV. Up to 20" in some places. Find yourself a less fortunate Cardinal or White Sox fan to do your necessary shoveling or snow blowing. That's why the Man upstairs put them here. Stay warm.
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