A Thorough Yet Incomplete Collection Of Jose Valverde Celebration GIFs

From my colleague Jeff Sullivan at Baseball Nation.

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by Arbusto on Oct 4, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions

I just hope if he ever gives up a walk off home run (and eventually he will)...

…that whoever hits it, does the exact same thing this “tool” does. Over the top celebrations from a man/child who’ll probably never have to stand in a batter’s box. Every pitcher in baseball who gets pissed when a batter stands and admires a long home run, should think of Valverde before retaliating.

"When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes." - Bob Uecker

by Easy Ed on Oct 4, 2011 1:53 PM CDT reply actions

You hate Jose Valverde because he dances...

you’re the tool

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
"My favorite food is Macaroni and Cheese, from the blue box." Geovany Soto

by Cubbiegoon on Oct 4, 2011 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions

Hmmm...just re-read my reply...

and not one time did I mention “hate”. Maybe you should get someone to re-read it for you?

"When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugout and they were already in street clothes." - Bob Uecker

by Easy Ed on Oct 4, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions

I was kidding...

i just forgot to say it…I’m the tool :(

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
"My favorite food is Macaroni and Cheese, from the blue box." Geovany Soto

by Cubbiegoon on Oct 4, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions

I hate him because he dances

a lot.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Oct 4, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions

And if he's dancing...

…that usually means that the Cubs just lost (or whoever he’s playing against).

"Pounding sand since 1982...."

by cubswynn on Oct 4, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions

yeah

worst part about it all is that he normally gets to do his dance

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Oct 4, 2011 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions

He can dance if he wants to

he can leave his friends behind…

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
"My favorite food is Macaroni and Cheese, from the blue box." Geovany Soto

by Cubbiegoon on Oct 4, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm a Tigers fan but I'd rather have Willie Hernandez or even John Hiller out there.

by EalyEagle on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM CDT reply actions

I wish someone would charge the mound

this clown has it coming.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Oct 4, 2011 3:13 PM CDT reply actions

Nope

Just take three and a half minutes rounding the bases on a homer against him. Laughing and pointing the whole way.

I'm a Cubs fan. The Jaded Bitterness comes as a Standard Feature.

by timh815 on Oct 4, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions

Why?

Because he’s good? Because he showboats? By that same logic, just about every Brewer has at least one shot to the ribs coming and Fielder, Braun and Morgan have multiples. I’m not much for the theatrics either but the only real thing you can do about it with Valverde is beat him.

by krummy12 on Oct 5, 2011 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions

Because he showboats

Because he never has to worry about taking a shot to the ribs like Fielder, Braun and Morgan because he will never get an at-bat.

Johnny Knox is so fast he lives in the future

by jasoniniowa on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions

Because he showboats

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Oct 5, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions

People ask me

what I do this time of year when BCB has slow news days like these. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

"Ask Dad. He'll know. And on the off chance he doesn't, he'll make something up"

by StevenABQ on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM CDT reply actions

I like his dances.

by Arbusto on Oct 4, 2011 5:32 PM CDT reply actions

I agree

I wish we had someone with that kind of passion on the Cubs. I hope that passion is more controlled than Z’s. The guy looks entertaining.

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

by cub in louies nest on Oct 4, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions

dont want to see him celebrate

beat him and stop it from happening, simple as that

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by Cubbie-Tim on Oct 8, 2011 12:52 PM CDT reply actions