It could have been a goose…they take huge dumps. who the heck could have gotten into Wrigley unseen to do that?

And I don’t care.

when love affairs go wrong, bad things happen

Jesus man, you won the division last year. You were a bad manager who took a sure World Series trip in 03 and peed it down you leg. You got fired.

You got a job for an organization that is (finally) being run better than the club you were fired from. Get the EFF over it.

…Bartman dropped another one?

Maybe it was Prior for ruining his career?

It would be cool if there was pieces of Sosa’s busted boombox in it….

fess up.

On the one hand, it’s really hard to believe a human being would do that. On the other, I don’t see why or how Dusty would or could make something like that up. Are players even allowed to bring their dogs into the dugout and on the field? Really weird.

…they’d have found little toothpick pieces in it. The man is just holding a grudge. 5 years later and he brings it up now? Was it Lou marking his new territory?

If someone had taken a crap on the spot on the bench where he sat, comatose, for his entire tenure, then sure, I’d understand. Message received, phantom crapper.

But… there’s no way that Dusty stood in any particular location often enough for it to be HIS SPOT that someone could choose to defile.

Especially not in 2006. I don’t think I saw Dusty move during the 2006 season.

..from Baker over the years, using his Son as a human shield during the end of the ’02 world series and at the end of the ’03 playoffs Hiding behind charges of racism when it became expedient for him to do so. Never once did Baker produce a single piece of evidence of racism aimed at him. It leads me to believe this and everything else is made up.

crapped on Michael Scotts office floor.

than about Quade. Dusty is pulling his tired old act of shifting blame. Nothing new here except the crap, which probably came out of Dusty’s vivid imagination.

I mean, it was well-documented that Ron Swoboda took a dump on a Sparky Lyle’s birthday cake in the Yankees clubhouse, which was revenge for Sparky Lyle sitting butt-naked on every cake in the Yankees clubhouse.

Let’s be frank here. There are many major league ballplayers who behave like a 12 year old would if you gave them millions of dollars, a six-pack of beer and sent Mommy and Daddy to Europe for a year.

Looking over the roster of the 2006 Cubs, there’s one name that sticks out as a jerk who might do something like that. (And no, I’m not talking about Zambrano.) There were a couple of other guys who were also well-known for having odd senses of humor, too.

and even weirder if Dusty pulled this story out of his…

Ryan Dumpster

oh poop.