I swear, I am not making up this part of the article, quoting Baker about something that happened near the end of his managerial tenure with the Cubs: "At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day," Baker said Monday morning. "That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’"