On Monday, February 28th, at 7:13 pm, this:
Welcome to Cubs Fandom, Charles Del Harry Nicholson. This newest Bleacher Bum stats came in at 7lbs, 1oz, and 19 inches long via cesarean section at the Rush University Medical Center L&D OR 1.
Mother and child are both doing well, and Dad is already picking out which games this newest family member will be attending.
The only question remaining is, who looks more like they were separated at birth from Mike Quade: