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You are very Cub-like
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Its ok we had 8 allstars in 2008 thread!!
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Violent Femmes on ballpark organ
Now I feel old
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Dome now hitting .400
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
We scored!
Again!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
only 8 to g0
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
Put in Shark?
/ducks
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Get that kid from Rookie of the Year
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
From Dennys!
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
I'm sick of this Hundley interview
"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball."
Dodgers look like Cubs
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Dernier to Castro
“Don’t ever f*ckin’ do it again!”
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Why is the Dodger's dummy of a manager taking out Billingsley? That's not how we do it!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:07 PM CDT reply actions
LWDYWMTD
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions
KENLEY?!?!?!
Didn’t she lose “Project Runway”?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
What are you talking about?
And why are you admitting that you know if you do know?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It's my (not so) secret shame
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Plus Heidi is amazing. Still!
"It was a perfect situation for the Brewers," Hill said. "They had a guy up there at the plate [in Counsell] who takes a lot of pride in what he does and he practices those situations, so when it does come up, he gets the bunt down to the right side of the field. They have the perfect guy on first base [in Gomez], who is one of the fastest guys in the league, and they had one of the worst fundamental teams on the field, so it was a perfect situation for them."
by louslovechild on Apr 22, 2011 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Tim Gunn is awesome
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
by Clutch16 on Apr 22, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
True.
I met him at a book signing on Michigan Ave. Nice guy.
"It was a perfect situation for the Brewers," Hill said. "They had a guy up there at the plate [in Counsell] who takes a lot of pride in what he does and he practices those situations, so when it does come up, he gets the bunt down to the right side of the field. They have the perfect guy on first base [in Gomez], who is one of the fastest guys in the league, and they had one of the worst fundamental teams on the field, so it was a perfect situation for them."
by louslovechild on Apr 22, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Everybody says that
I’ve never heard a bad word against him
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
He's a little too old to get too fabulous
He’s got that silver fox thang going on, though
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
better than my Housewives crap
I have to sit thru before Archer on thursdays
"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball."
I have determined
That “The Real Housewives” is professional wrestling for women.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Pena is our savior I just know it
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:10 PM CDT reply actions
I am calling infeaild pop
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
fat fingers too
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Will Z pop him one
And get him traded?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Brilliant plan Clutch!
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
MIST
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
I just got home... I won't ask...
(and please don’t tell…) about Cubbies. Just wanted to wish BCB peeps a happy & safe Easter.
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
I'm gonna get drunk and hide Easter Eggs!
You’ll never guess where…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
But how many can you fit in there?
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Hard-boiled eggs?
50
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Yeah the last guy that tried that got shot in the chest
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Correlation != causation
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Atta boy "Luke"! :]
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
Haha! I could guess where...but don't wanna!
Going to Dads, cookin’ for 16. Enjoy your day! Seeyaz all Sunday or Monday.
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
NO no no
If we have to know about it so do you
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Easter peeps?
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
clever, very clever!
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
not clever enough to show the JPG that I found!
Oh, well
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
I had same problem...only I was man enuf to give up!!! LOL
Be safe boys & girls. We’ll get em tomorrow! Nite
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
Is this it?
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
that was exactly the JPG that I was trying to post!
I’ll slink home in shame…
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
...
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Bunny pole dance - LOL
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
For afterward
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
love it
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
I hate peeps and peep culture
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
LOL
Clutch has shone a spotlight on the seamy side of it.
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
They're funny, too!
Guess which one is the Cub peep?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
The middle guy? (Cryin'!) bye
I didn't understand the "white-collar Cub fans", "blue-collar Sox fans" until much later in life. Harry Smith~ "For Cubs Fans Only".
Matt Kemp...
Doubles
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
ooohh...pierced I see....
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
Pierced, eh?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I just got fired for motorboating my computer screen
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
double (deep center)
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
...
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
Can't motorboat those
Well, you could, but salmonella would be a concern.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
With all the nasty women I have been around salmanella is the least of my worries
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
/takes a bow
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
you have a dirty mind, eths
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Chickens are dirty?
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
it's the way that you were looking at that chicken...
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Oh, Len
You’re always thinking about Suzanne Pleshette
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
At least there is still time to make an error
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
Don't like seeing zeros on the board?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
The Dodgers believe in hiring former big-leaguers' kids?
Maybe we could do that – is Hundley still in the park? Maybe JH can get a phone number.
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Gritty K
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Hill HR
I’m callin’ it
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
The Cubs are showing a big *heart* tonight too no?
Last year’s team would have been down 1-9..2011 team at least is down 2-9
So this hitting coach
is a little of a disappointment, no?
Did you guys hear about the new Lebron James Iphone?
You have to keep it on vibrate because it has no rings.
Byrd started off the year getting a hit in 11 or the first 12 games....
and the last 8 games he’s 3 for 33 and no BB….and he’s only walked TWICE all year.
I even liked this guy last year…
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:28 PM CDT reply actions
All-Star, baby
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Damn...their 1st baseman got a hit.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:29 PM CDT reply actions
that is unpossible
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Drinking is more fun
when we’re winning
"Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball."
You're not drinking hard enough
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
wait...it matters?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Plenty of time to drink harder?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
(btw do not do a GIS with SafeSearch off for that phrase. i am serious)
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
my imagination is running away with me
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
Just change the game...
from runs to issued walks…
WE’RE WINNING!
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Can they just invoke the mercy rule and end this game already? Looks like the Cubs misplaced their *heart somewhere
So no comebacks..
Last year's team would have refused to come out of the dugout once they saw the pitching matchup
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Now will be 0-2 since taking Castro out of leadoff spot......
They are the Cubs….they had to mess that up…..JUST BAT DOME 3rd….
And give Pena about a week off…..
You think Castro batting leadoff would have lead to 10 runs?
Cmon TJ.
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
and it had NOTHING to do with why they lost today.
TJ, I agree with you more often than not, but you’re reaching.
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Game's not over yet!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
ummm...not going to make any difference..
until Pena and Byrd continue to suck, cubs realize Colvin sucks and our SP improves
It's 12:34 AM in central Europe...
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
Get moar drunk!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I'm almost into pre-hangover...
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
My old rule used to be that I would lay off at 6AM
Just sayin’…
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
I'll tell you that he hasn't
Unless Soto is both on the bench AND behind the plate
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Soto is amazing!!!!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
nice try
but the real TJ uses three exclamation marks!!!
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Mine are bigger
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
Yes.
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
HE just struck out last inning
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking.
You would think someone who gets so little playing time would take the bat off his shoulder
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG
Yeah, kind of a no-doubter there
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
It's almost not worth it: Mist!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
and yet...
they’re still beating us pretty convincingly.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm already excited to read the recap of this game.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:36 PM CDT reply actions
It's already written
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
But Quade stands up during the game
All heart
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
I actually LOLed and people in my office are staring at me
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought you got fired?
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Crap
busted
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
oof.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
NOW?
They’ve been bitch slapping us since the 3rd inning
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
since 2009.
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Seagull's luck on that cue shot
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
That's gotta be a record
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO3uHdYTYiU
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
You counted his fingers, Right?
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
Close enough!!
"Chicago baseball fans, who are composites of scar tissue and mortifying memories..." - George F. Will
Avatar provided courtesy of AndrewJStone.
TJ's drunk!
This is the awesomest thread evar!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
♫Feels Good♫
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my!
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
And Quade seems to have forgotten that Wood is on the team
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ohforchristssake
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
that's a long slump....
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Bitch ushers prolly still not letting people sit closer
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
Why would you want to get closer to this team?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would you want to?
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
100 BCB bucks says they don't even make contact this inning
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thankfully the inning finally ends..
I thought Quade’s plan was to let them run bases for 3 more hours so that they don’t show up for Tomorrow
Actually it's Fukudome for making that catch
He should just go back to Japan for honor sake
\Al’d
thank GOODNESS that inning is over!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
We were just tiring them out for all that base running so that we can come back in the 9th
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
Two possibilities now:
1) 1-2-3 inning
2) Amazing rally to win
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
that second isn't a possibility
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It's spelled "hardon"
Duh
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
and only one exclamation mark for that?
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
It's not that great
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
now THAT is an exclamation point, big man!
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
it will happen
Somewhere in the multiverse!
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
Is there any chance someone from our craphole of a media
will ask Quade why Wood hasn’t pitched in a week?
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
which is why I'd like the question asked.
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd just like some indication that the guys' whose job it is to notice things like that
actually noticed things like that.
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
if they do ask, then they lose access
so they are not allowed to ask I assume. vicious circle
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
got lost on the other thread...
much like this team
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
he's showing up Quade with his grit
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
Len reports that a win tomorrow will
Make us the first to make it through .500 through every other game through the first 20
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
pathethic
not something I would brag about
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
We're only the 3rd to do it through 18
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
HOORAY!!!!
?
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions
The latter
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Dodgers pull a Cubs again
I LOL’d. But I’m kida drunk
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
*kina
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
Bob bitching about the strike zone
Because that’s what’s really important here
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
you know it!
Know way does Mateo serve up that homer if a REAL strikezone were being enforced
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
Can Starlin' knock in 11 runs?
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
oops I get my phenoms confused all the time
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
...
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:49 PM CDT reply actions
Change your font
Then we’ll talk
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
What is AL trying to proof by staying at this game?
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
AND HUSTLE!!!
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
What do you want him to do?
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
Noooooo!!!!!
precious beer!!!
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
More like the Low Life
HUZZZZAAA
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams
by Fat Punk Kicker on Apr 22, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Guten Nacht! Guten Morgen! Guten Abend!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
night eths. tomorrow's another day
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. -J.R.R. Tolkien
G'Night Em!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
And now I'm thinking about Bugs Bunny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktxKik4LloY
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
They
must be stretching Wood out to start.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
oh god. What if they are?
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want to thank Jim Hendry again for putting together this team
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
If he is kept past his contract - I will actually have a cow.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
prepare to be stretched out
I don’t think Ricketts has the guts
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
I hate to say that you are probably correct
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
If he's kept past this season
I will do the same
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Colvin and his .130 avg may be headed to Iowa......
Of course our 10 million dollar 1b is hitting .176……
An Amazing team!!!
Is it ironic to say "hitting" .176?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
He is not hitting at a .824 clip!!
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Swung on belted!!!"---Chip
by Hammer on Apr 22, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The guy has one extra base hit in 17 games.
Truly an impressive display of suck
I guess I'm just a worrier, that's why my friends call me whiskers
by Nunyabidness on Apr 22, 2011 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Put out your hands and you fall through the window
And clawing at nothing you drop through the void
Your terrified screams are inaudible drowned
In the spiral ahead and consumed in the shape
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Apr 22, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
On out of the darkness
In a deafening roar
The match in my hand is the key to the door
A simple turn of the wrist will suffice
To open a passage to paradise
"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid.
is this
A comment on the Cubs, this game, or the game thread banter today?
"Wait, are you saying I'm a sunshine-pumping, koolaid-drinking, Soriano-loving, rainbow-rising, unicorn-riding, double-clutching, Sweet Lou-backing, Hendry-supporting, hey hey whaddya saying, Cubs are going all the waying, glass is overflowing, Rothschild is all-knowing, Cubs fan? - ballhawk
the banter was:
GENIUS
By all that's holy, I am going to attend the 2012 Randy Hundley Fantasy Camp.
Dear Uncle Bud and MLB...
Please take over the Cubs. I believe it is a thinly veiled Ponzi scheme. That makes MLB a co-conspirator. Bud, you don’t want to end up as a cell mate of Barry Bonds. Please step in and stop this madness before innocent future generations are sucked inti the great whirling blades of Cub fandome,
You guys are hilarious after a blowout loss....
Tyler Andrew Davis - Born 4.5.11
A Cub fan forever more... just like his dad.
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