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'I Hate Bleeding Cubbie Blue': With Apologies to Ugly Kid Joe

Why? Because some of us didn't grow up listening to music on AM Radio.

 

I, hate games with rain and crappy weather,
And I, I hate leav'n bases loaded too...boo hoo
And I don't like small players that are "gritty", no, no
And I, I, I, hate the slow lazy ones too!

And I, hate that I'm Bleeding Cubbie Blue!
...Bleeding Cubbie Blue!

And I, don't like a thing about this roster,
And I, I hate our GM's guts too boo hoo
And I, don't like the way we run the bases, no, no
Cause I, I, I, think lacking hustle is dumb too.

And I, get sick when we ground out, I, can't stand when we strike out,
I, hate that I'm Bleeding Cubbie Blue!
Bleeding Cubbie Blue,
Bleeding Cubbie Blue,
Bleeding Cubbie Blue!

Ledge jumper, Kool-Aid Drinker what are you?
Do you like Quade? Is he a younger bald Lou?
And when you think it's time to throw in the towel,
Prepare to hear how there's still time, TELL'EM AL!

I don't really care about the payrolls
unless we spend $400 million on Pujols!

One thing that I don't mind is Starlin
I don't mind the errors, heck I even like Darwin.
I know, you know, everybody knows!
Hill is gonna start, so get well Soto
You think it's sad, and that's too bad,
Cause I'm havin a ball hatin logging onto Bleeding Cubbie Blue!

Bleeding Cubbie Blue, Bleeding Cubbie...
I, get sick when we ground out...
I, can't stand when we strike out...
I, hate that I'm Bleeding Cubbie... Blue! Haha...

 

The Original Song...it's still awesome

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or Al Yellon, managing editor (unless it's a FanPost posted by Al). FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable baseball fans.

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