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I too have a letter addressed to Jim Hendry never to be mailed.

Dear Jim,

TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!!

Here are my roster suggestions at the trade deadline:


Marlon Byrd - People out here in Fan World are convinced you turned down Mike Minor for Byrd.  In Real World, anyone who even kind of pays attention has read that the Braves would not give up Minor for a much better OF, Beltran, even with the Mets eating 3/4s or 2/3s of what's left (can't remember, I bumped my head on a tree like 10 minutes ago). What were you really offered? TELL US! REPORT, DAMMIT, REPORT!

Carlos Pena - With him, as well as all the veterans, it's expected that since the team is losing we must rebuild immediately and get rid of them to the most any bidder. Derrek Lee just got traded to the Pirates for Aaron Baker. Do you know who Aaron Baker is? Do I know who Aaron Baker is? Would I want him in a trade? That is not the point, sir. The point is to get SOMETHING. Aaron Baker can become a good prospect and then a good player. That's what prospects do. I hope you notice the sarcasm in that. Don't do that. That's the exact opposite of what you should do. That would make you the GM you're now portrayed as, except real and actually that bad. If anything, trade him in August or take the pick if he gets it. I think Texas might kick some tires. Derrek Holland FTW? FTMTFW? Now it's a rumor, it was on the table, and you turned it down. Ah Hendry....

Aramis Ramirez - Like with Pena, if someone throws out a good offer, then take it. By good offer, I don't mean the equivalent of Abreu and whoever the other guy was. I mean an MLB ready talent + a prospect + another possible prospect. This guy can be a good addition to a contender. The Angels, Braves, and Yankees still need bats amongst others...


This is taking too long...Guys who should absolutely be traded:

Wood - Supposedly he turned down a deal already. Some help...

Grabow

Baker/DeWitt - I'm iffy on this one since they're going to keep one of them.

Guys who should be traded for the right deal (otherwise known as worth at the very least one good, solid prospect. The trade must CLEARLY or be able to QUICKLY benefit the MLB roster, if the players prove capable of doing so):

Pena- Good pitching please!

Ramirez - Good pitching please! If 2012 is open, which CURSE you if you believe so, then he might be a good idea to keep around, as would all of those guys in their own way.

Marmol - Would be selling low.

Marshall - Should get back something good.

Shark - Not really any point in doing so but yeah it could happen.

Zambrano - Would be expensive to trade and then replace.

Dempster - Would cost alot to trade and then replace.

Soto - Would be selling low.

Castro - Who're you going to get at a trade deadline worth Castro anyway?

Garza - Would be selling low.

Wells - Would be selling low.

Russell - Would be selling low.

Soriano - I realize he's another guy who's really hearing it this year. Everyone knows that. He's still going to cost a crapload to move just to get anything of any kind of substance back, and this is a guy who just posted a 112OPS+/67 XBH/24 HR/40 2B/.818 OPS/~.240ISOslg just last year.

I believe there are guys on that list who absolutely shouldn't be traded (Soto, Garza, Castro), and then very solid arguments to keep the rest (except Pena) for 2012. I think this team is capable of a quick turnaround with the freed up fundage and a FA class that offers a few really strong talents.

OTOH, in the end moves do have to be made. So hopefully you do successfully land a good package for a couple of these guys. I admire that you, Jim the Tyrannical Destroyer of the Franchise Cubs, held your patience during this deadline. Now make it pay off with a strong finish. With Pence, Jimenez, Beltran, and plenty of other names off the market, teams just may get a little more antsy to get a deal done. Good luck to you on that.

Oh, and once again, DO NOT just give these guys away for pennies on the dollar because the team is bad. That is bad. It's reactionary. It does nothing for no one unless you work some kind of magic. Perhaps you can do so but lets face it Hendry, you're a fool. A POS fool.


Sincerely,

SenorGato

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It's funny because this isn't that much of a controversial concept

but you’ll still probably get flamed for it anyway. Demanding that half the team is traded away for pennies on the dollar is a massive overreaction and probably detrimental in the long run. No one is suggesting Hendry hasn’t been slow to move so far, but over-reaction can be just as bad as inaction.

by markrvdl on Jul 31, 2011 12:16 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

And, boy, did I screw that up

TJ11, since Aug 11, 2009 (719 days): 15326 posts or 21.32 posts per day.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

A little more recently

Using the search feature, since April 1, 2011: 5151 comments by SenorGato.
That’s 43 per day.

Wasn’t sure how you ended up with 102 days since Apr 1, 2010 above so thought I’d check.

Angel Guzman is the man.

by cubzfan on Jul 31, 2011 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

I screwed them both up

Sometimes, I forget what freakin’ year it is.

Senorgato, since Apr 01, 2010 (467 days): 5647 posts or 12.09 posts per day.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

But yours is a fair point, apples to apples

Since opening day (4/1/2011) or 122 days:

SG – 5,151 comments (42.22 per day)
TJ – 4,913 comments (40.27 per day)

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

My post total on BCB is something like 19 per day.

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State high point count: 4/50

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by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still, 100 posts a day...of what, exactly?

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jul 31, 2011 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's not up to me to say

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

On a purely numeric basis

Number of times TJ yells at mother from basement asking her to make him a sandwich: 13.2

by renocubfan on Jul 31, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was meatloaf

Nobody cares about your fantasy baseball team

by carmen_fanzone on Jul 31, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

YES

Classic. Possibly one of the greatest scenes from any movie.

by renocubfan on Jul 31, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Gunned down...

on my own complaint. Fair enough.

by Kansas25 on Jul 31, 2011 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

BRAVO!

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Jul 31, 2011 9:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did I tell you guys I found Dunkaroos

At Walmart the other day?

And for some strange feeling I’m craving Chick Fil A and it’s after midnight.

By the way, any good movies I should think about renting?

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 12:39 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Yes I have.

Arguably better than their entrees.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Arguably?

The only thing they do better than biscuits is lemonade.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Very true.

But their polynesian sauce is damn good too.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:28 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I refuse to support Chick-Fil-A after their stance in the political arena.

I do enjoy their cow commercials, however.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jul 31, 2011 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

i think he was talking about their strong stance against gay marriage

by Donbedouin on Jul 31, 2011 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

I do agree to stand up for what you believe in

Which is why I do not visit -

Damn too – I heard the food was good.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, alright, alright..

No more Chick fil a talk then…

What about the burger place Five Guys? They try their best to give you high cholesterol in one visit alone. Good food though.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have read some stuff about them

I used to pass the one under the Red Line Loyola stop when I still was in CHI but never tried it.

Then again – now in So Cal I really hate In and Out but the burgers out here are still pretty decent. in and Out?? Overrated IMO

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ive heard the same thing from friends about In and out...

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Unless

I was in the back seat and there was a sober driver – I would never go again.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dude.....

Calling In and Out overrated is sacrilegious. I’m a In and Out homer, but there’s a reason the place is packed to the brim every time you go in. Now i’m in Missouri and I miss it…

by renocubfan on Jul 31, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

One great thing of being here in So Cal

The tiny random mexican places – normally open til 3am and always reasonably priced.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Aug 1, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

In N Out is overrated

it is a pretty good burger, better than the McD’s and Jack in the Boxes of the world, but not as spectacular as SoCal types hype it to be. I used to work with a SoCal native and when the first In N Out arrived in the South Bay he was all excited and took me there bor lunch. He was crushed when I said it was okay. I took him to Kirk’s Steakburger the following week to show him a better burger.

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 1, 2011 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

agrered. In N Out is a decent burger, but nothing special

5 Guys is much better, better fries, too.

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 1, 2011 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Delicious burgers for fast food.

And the portions of fries are a great band for your buck.

by Dcr18 on Jul 31, 2011 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im sorry but the fries suck

Reason enough not to go. Oh wow – freshly cut. Freshly cut crap.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree

I find them pretty good, better than any fries at your local Wendy’s or Burger King. We’re talking fast food here.

by Dcr18 on Jul 31, 2011 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

Maybe its just being from the Chicagoland area. You cannot find a decent hot dog or slice out here.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I'm in the NC mountains

So I have take whatever I can get. Stepping into Chicago once or twice a year and eating real food for a few days is a real treat for me.

by Dcr18 on Jul 31, 2011 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

How far away from you is Mount Mitchell?

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by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just located Boone.

Not that far. It’s because, if you see my sig line, I have to reach the summit of Mitchell at some point. Mitchell being the tallest point east of the Mississippi River, that will not be an easy task.

I’ve already been to the summits of Mount Washington and Mount Marcy, two of the toughest mountain summits to reach in the northeast. I still haven’t reached the top of Katahdin in Maine, though … that one is not going to be fun either.

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very cool.

I’m sure you’ll enjoy it, the mountains here are beautiful. My cousin was actually the youngest American to climb the seven summits at one point. It’s one reason I’ve grown to love mountains. Good luck on Katahdin, and at some point Mount Mitchell!

by Dcr18 on Jul 31, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

My sig line shows how much progress I've made.

I’ve been up to the tallest points in the following states:

-Massachusetts (Mount Greylock, 3,492 ft)
-New Hampshire (Mount Washington, 6,288 ft)
-New York (Mount Marcy, 5,344 ft)
-Vermont (Mount Mansfield, 4,395 ft)

Everyone knows about Mount Washington, but Marcy might actually be a tougher hike. The shortest trail up the mountain is 7.4 miles one way.

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah the fries are terrible.

FIRE JIM HENDRY. Injuries aren't the problem.

by shoemile on Jul 31, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

disagree,

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 1, 2011 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

The portion of fries is outrageous.

Our family of four couldn’t finish one order.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anybody besides me see the irony in this statement when discussing this issue?

Hammer?

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jul 31, 2011 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

As much as Id love to Dan

I think I gotta stop – I see the deep end.

walks away

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

We’re on the same page here. Night Hams.

"The riches of the game are in the thrills, not the money." --Ernie Banks

by dtpollitt on Jul 31, 2011 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

You too - Ill be lurking around

Waiting for the wife – I had to leave the party early to work tomorrow but I encouraged to stay and chill with friends – still gotta wait up. OBLIGATIONS!!

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed - that is all I will say

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys for NOT giving me a good movie to watch.

Now my lady is going to bed. That was my only shot in finishing the night out with a bang. Literally.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:21 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sorry I didn't recommend "Back Door Sluts #13" earlier

The first 6 were amateurish at best, but the next 6 were all building up to something, and #13 is it! After that, the series went downhill. IMHO, of course.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Chunk Chicks 24"

I actually did buy this back in the day. Mostly because I was a Griffey Jr fan. True story.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Somehow I don't think either of those two titles

are going to give me what I want.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 1:43 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

it was actually CHUNKY not Chunk

but you are right – meh does not begin to describe…

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yumm....

Chick-Fil-A

Glad to see them coming North…

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Aug 2, 2011 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Drivel

Did you write your draft in crayon?

by Bad Dogs on Jul 31, 2011 5:29 AM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Did you really waste 10 minutes of your life reading this stuff?

I don’t think I read a sentence.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Jul 31, 2011 9:40 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I came in to talk about Chik-Fil-A

Fire Jim Hendry. Injuries aren't the problem

by Nunyabidness on Aug 1, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

excellent fries

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 2, 2011 8:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has just chillin in his computer

Him, himself and Irene

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

While I agree with you

that trading just for trading sake is wrong, I wonder how you can live with yourself. You are the smartest Cubs fan in the universe. Only you see the master plan of the shrewd Jim Hendry. You are the one that sees he is just lulling the rest of the league. In the off-season, he will make the FA signings and trades which along with the rising minor league stars will launch the Cubs to the top of the league. The championship will be achieved.

John Grabow: $4.8 million in 2011.

by rlpete on Jul 31, 2011 7:36 AM CDT reply actions  

the cubs have mastered imagineering money!

I personally believe that damaged ligaments and tendons (among other abrasions) aren't the reason for the team playing so poorly relative the rest of Major League Baseball, so accordingly, James Hendry should be relieved of his highly important duties as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs franchise.

by jesus christos on Jul 31, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If anyone is writing to Hendry

ask him if he needs tomatoes. My garden really did well this year and I have too many tomatoes.

"It's all in the game, yo"

by Worf on Jul 31, 2011 9:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Here's a great bruschetta recipe. It's fantastic with homegrown tomatoes.

2 large (2 cups) ripe tomatoes, seeded, chopped 1/2 inch
1/3 cup chopped fresh basil leaves
2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh garlic
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. coarsely ground pepper

Serve on slices of toasted French bread.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Now I'm hungry.

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by Al Yellon on Jul 31, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Will you be the next Food Network Star?

I’m trying to convince my fiancee to sign up… but she’s no good at cooking and hates cameras, so I doubt it will work out. She just needs a better paying job.

"We're young and dumb and ready to go throw strikes." James Russell

by PacificCub on Jul 31, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not me.

I hate cameras too. Wisconsin tourism made the mistake of trying to film me a few weeks ago. That poor director. I couldn’t stop laughing.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's funny
I’m trying to convince my fiancee to sign up… but she’s no good at cooking and hates cameras…

That’s like saying, “I’m trying to convince my finance’ to be a Surgeon, but he/she isn’t dedicated to academia and hates the site of blood”. :^)

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Aug 2, 2011 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

No olive oil?

I usually add a bit…

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Jul 31, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my! Yes there is olive oil.

3 tbsp. to be exact!

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

You missed out on balsamic vinegar, too

:P

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 6, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I recommend adding it if you’re not doing so already.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Aug 7, 2011 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, thanks.

We really like it the way it is. I can even get Mikey to eat it.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Aug 7, 2011 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

PLUS 3 TBSP. OLIVE OIL

Thanks, Clutch. Good catch.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Actually, I prefer to...

slice the garlic in half, then rub it across the toasted bread.

I don’t mind pieces of garlic, but some may not care for it. This way, you get all the aroma and a more subtle garlic flavor.

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by Gibbon Jockey on Jul 31, 2011 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Healthier than butter

and keeps the vampires away. It’s a win win.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Jul 31, 2011 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last night at a BBQ

I had fresh fried scottish eggs. The also made chicken livers on the grill. Awesome

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Jul 31, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised you can still see,

As all those tomatoes must have been aimed at you.

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooh good one.

You should change your name to SenorGato Fan. I have no idea who you are and I’ve never seen you actually offer a baseball opinion, but you’re always right behind me at a moment’s notice.

by SenorGato on Jul 31, 2011 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

So last night's discussion with Donbedouin doesn't count?

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Jul 31, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you haven't seen him offer a

baseball opinion then you haven’t been looking. Face facts bucko you crave all the attention you get on here.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!

by sue369 on Aug 1, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Sue.

In order to be a member of this site, you usually need to have opinions on things.

I have had my own thoughts on numerous Cubs-related issues here during my time on BCB.

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 2, 2011 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

no problem

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"!

by sue369 on Aug 2, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

and miss probably

why is it that fools never understand how foolish they are being

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

This sentence is barely English

Fire Jim Hendry. Injuries aren't the problem

by Nunyabidness on Aug 1, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

definitely loco

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.
~Earl Warren

by lookingdeadred on Aug 2, 2011 8:14 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As a backup, I will share this story, and as I can be known as a bit of a sarcastic poster, I'll say this is all true:

My wife and I recently had our five year old (my stepson) go to a child physchologist because he was REALLY acting out. He wasn’t punching kittens or lighting puppies on fire or anything but he would go out of his way to misbehave and do the exact opposite of what my wife or I would tell him. The wife is going through another in a long line of custody disputes with her douche of an ex and was afraid that the 5 year old was acting out because he was either picking up on the tension OR because the douche of an ex was actually mistreating him, hence the therapist.

What the therapist told us is that the 5 year old is a perfectly normal five year old and she actually laughed at some of the ways he’d misbehave (proclaiming himself the boss of the house, blurting out “Penis, butt, fart, stupid, shutup”) and said that the five year old was simply enjoying the attention, even if it was negative attention.

Her suggested solution was to put the child in a “timeout” and when he was in said timeout, he was completely ignored. If he wouldn’t sit quietly he was to be removed from the room and could only get out of timeout when he was ready to stop making a spectacle of himself.

The important part, she said; was that we did not give him warnings, there was not a way to avoid the timeout once he started the poor behavior. We also didn’t punish him any other way, no taking away his bed time snack, no taking away his “book time” This way he would know what to expect when he misbehaved and he knew it would happen EVERY time.

Just saying….we might want to try that here…if need be.

Fire Jim Hendry. Injuries aren't the problem

by Nunyabidness on Aug 1, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will remember this

when I lock my daughter in the shed for acting out :)

I get what you’re saying though. My daughter is 15 months and completely tests us, no matter how much we warned her to stop. So we changed things while we were on vacation this weekend, and rather than telling her now, she went to timeout in the pack and play away from everyone. She screamed and was angry, but then she got quite. At that point was fine, and she didn’t act that way the rest of the day or weekend.

I hope to God that this doesn’t last until she’s 5.

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by Craig in South Bend on Aug 1, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time out in the pack and play??

Hell, I wish MY room was one of those. Those little miracles do everything!

by bdlugz on Aug 1, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, it gets worse.

Though I should say the 5 year old is both willful AND smart and that adds to the issue. More than one person has commented that he’s an old soul.

It’s pretty damn interesting to see what was then a 3 year old perfectly use sarcasm.

Fire Jim Hendry. Injuries aren't the problem

by Nunyabidness on Aug 1, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait until she is a teenager

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by lookingdeadred on Aug 2, 2011 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Screw that, I ain't going into timeout.

FIRE JIM HENDRY. Injuries aren't the problem.

by shoemile on Aug 1, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

viva la shoemilelucion!

I personally believe that damaged ligaments and tendons (among other abrasions) aren't the reason for the team playing so poorly relative the rest of Major League Baseball, so accordingly, James Hendry should be relieved of his highly important duties as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs franchise.

by jesus christos on Aug 1, 2011 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has he begun to change how he acts since you implemented this?

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by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 2, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

and you’re spot on, lots of folks had someone like that in their class, playground, neighborhood, etc.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Aug 2, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never said Hendry turned down Byrd for Minor

or even that he should have gotten Minor for Byrd. I just said that he didn’t seem to try vary hard to use Byrd to plug the hole in the market left by Beltran/Pence. I like Byrd for what he is, but he isn’t going to lead us to the WS next year. And, yes, there were reports after the Pence trade that the Braves were willing to include Minor to get Pence.

Buster Olney on Twitter

NL source says the Braves would have included Mike Minor as part of a deal for Hunter Pence.

by Bradsbeard on Aug 1, 2011 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Rolls eyes

You used a tweet from Olney yesterday to back your assertion that Minor was never offered to the Astros. From this thread:

The Mets have been turned down on requests for Mike Minor, Julio Teheran, or Arodys Vizcaino of the Braves, Zack Wheeler or Gary Brown of the Giants, and Domonic Brown or Jarred Cosart of the Phillies, reports ESPN’s Jayson Stark.
As with B.J. Upton, the Braves don’t appear willing to give up Julio Teheran, Randall Delgado, Mike Minor, or Arodys Vizcaino for Beltran, tweets ESPN’s Buster Olney.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/atlanta_braves/page/3/

I picked the first one for lawlz, but yeah the whole "won’t give up Minor" remained consistent in all their rumors. I really doubt Marlon Byrd was the exception.

by SenorGato on Jul 31, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

1) those reports were in regard to offers for Beltran, and 2) they were reported six days before the one I just gave you. You believe the sources you want to believe, and I’ll believe mine…

But seriously SG, I like your enthusiasm and often agree with your points. If nothing else, I like having your point of view around, since it is quite often against the popular opinion and that’s fine. But it’s almost impossible to dialogue with you. I’m not going to sit here and say with absolute certainty that Minor was offered for Pence. That’s not the point. The point is that it’s hard to believe that Byrd couldn’t have been shopped as a cheaper alternative to Pence for a worthwhile return. I don’t think Hendry was ever motivated to move him, but that’s just me.

by Bradsbeard on Aug 2, 2011 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You caught me.

I do have to stick to if they’re not giving up Minor for Beltran then the chance of Byrd landing him is as close to 0 as possible.

by SenorGato on Aug 2, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, we can agree to disagree.

I’ll stand by my belief that after missing out on Beltran and Pence, it’s conceivable the Braves might have been willing to offer Minor or something of similar quality for Byrd if Hendry had engaged them in serious talks, especially if they did offer him for Pence.

by Bradsbeard on Aug 2, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't rec your own post

Fire Jim Hendry. Injuries aren't the problem.

by Shanghai Badger on Aug 2, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where is NBF?

The drop in intelligence here, just from one poster, is noticeable to say the least over the past week or so.

D’you run him out Nunya? Maybe you overwhelmed him with knowledge, as per the usual.

by SenorGato on Aug 2, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

NBF is on vacation.

I assure you, he’ll be back.

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by Al Yellon on Aug 2, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nailed it.

FIRE JIM HENDRY. Injuries aren't the problem.

by shoemile on Aug 2, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

The power of Chick-fil-A.

'Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.'

by Unique on Aug 3, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

I can see why it wasn't mailed

Someone talked some sense into his rock-hard head. The letter has absolutely no substance to it other than yet another rant by some ass-clown who doesn’t know a damned thing about how trades are consummated.

Guess he got bored with lip diddling.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Aug 2, 2011 7:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Hey look look another critic with some more

hard hitting analysis and knowledge. It’s what I’ve come to expect ’round these parts.

by SenorGato on Aug 2, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

meanie head

I personally believe that damaged ligaments and tendons (among other abrasions) aren't the reason for the team playing so poorly relative the rest of Major League Baseball, so accordingly, James Hendry should be relieved of his highly important duties as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs franchise.

by jesus christos on Aug 2, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knock off the name-calling, Jesus.

FIRE JIM HENDRY. Injuries aren't the problem.

by shoemile on Aug 2, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus, knock of the name calling.

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State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 2, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

its not like i called him a poopie head

I personally believe that damaged ligaments and tendons (among other abrasions) aren't the reason for the team playing so poorly relative the rest of Major League Baseball, so accordingly, James Hendry should be relieved of his highly important duties as General Manager of the Chicago Cubs franchise.

by jesus christos on Aug 2, 2011 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Throw crap, attract flies. Not that difficult of a concept.

Minor League Contributing Writer, Athletics Nation.

State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 2, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone just got dunked on

That was Jordan over Ewing stuff

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Aug 2, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh??

All Jordan did was give max effort.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Aug 2, 2011 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree that Jordan didn’t have to try that hard. All Jordan did was give max effort, my statement still stands, IMO.

"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry

by Hammer on Aug 3, 2011 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Read the post by Cubbie-Tim

to see how some thought can be put into a post that is also a rant.

I don’t agree with everything he said but one thing is for sure, he put some thought into his post.

Lastly, it’s easy to take push-back behind a keyboard.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Aug 3, 2011 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

...

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State high point count: 4/50

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10 charge for putting up with you.

by Vermont Cubs Fan on Aug 3, 2011 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Right.

For anyone who posts pictures, all you have to do is post

in the subject line of your comment. This will allow people to collapse them if, say, they’re at work and don’t want photos showing. Thanks.

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by Al Yellon on Aug 3, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

I never knew that.

I can't count the reasons I should stay
One by one they all just fade away

by HotSludgeSundae on Aug 5, 2011 5:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or if they don't want to be freaked out

by creepy spider pics. That one the other day almost gave me nightmares.

Fasten those seat belts...

by katie casey on Aug 5, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

our guys

either make too much money or nobody wants them. or we’ll get nothing good for them.whats hendry gonna do.with this 7 game win streak you’re seeing the team we were supposed to have.

by NOMAR on Aug 7, 2011 6:24 AM CDT reply actions  

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