OH NO, OH NO
"Hoyer admitted that he probably rushed Rizzo last year and sees him starting in the minors next season, with Bryan LaHair — who hit .331/.405/.664 with 38 homers and 109 RBIs for Triple-A Iowa — being the Cubs' starting first baseman."
Thinking about the 10k I spent on cubs season tickets going to a McDonalds’ property and Theo buying Patrick Sharp’s house out of escrow (guy who actually brought a championship to this city) makes me want to vomit. I hope Theo is bringing some of Manny/Noma/Papi/et all’s juice with him, because if not we will have more Ls than runs scored over the course of next year. I seriously can’t believe I renewed, I feel like we are being yucking (:)) fleeced (the Yankees have cheaper bleacher seats than us and they carry a HUGE payroll).
5 months ago
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Please people
Don’t feed the troll.
I also nominate this fan shot for fanshot of the year.
by Don't Fear the Reaper on Jan 6, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
LOL....
OK, real question in two parts: Did you honestly expect this team to just flip a switch and start loading the roster with superstars? And have you been paying attention to ANYTHING Theo has said about the way he intends to go about building this organization?
As I've told you before, I never repeat myself.
by santoswoodenlegs on Jan 6, 2012 6:27 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
He's being fleeced SWL...
it’s obvious.
So i you can give you can take it.
by epsilon on Jan 7, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
It doesn't hurt -- HONEST!
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I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
by cub in louies nest on Jan 8, 2012 8:32 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Haven't done this in a while, but it seems appropriate here.

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by Al Yellon on Jan 6, 2012 6:28 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
you did it just a few weeks ago!
lol!
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Jan 6, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Just remembered the Silver Lining
I paid by check so I get an autographed baseball ball from Starlin “the accused” Castro
by TillChicagoWins on Jan 6, 2012 6:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions 4 recs
your life sucks, bro
Just wee-un.
by jesus christos on Jan 6, 2012 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
and
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Jan 6, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
No question the ticket prices are a problem
and I hope Al gets some comments from Ricketts and Kenney at the convention, they are charging Yankees, Red Sox, Philles and Angels pricing for what is essentially becoming more and more a Double/Triple A roster.
I have absolutely no problem with rebuilding the Cubs and slashing payroll by 30 to 40 million, these moves probably needed to be done. However, don’t con your fan base with with Top 5 ticket prices, boderline criminal. You cannot charge $86.00 for bleacher seats for this roster, I don’t care if the ’27 Yankees are in town. I expect several thousand empties on opening day.
I just can’t see how season ticket holders can take these prices for this rebuilding sitiuation.
by MikeJW on Jan 6, 2012 7:02 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
You keep saying this, and I agree with you.
But seriously, it’s not going to happen.
DUMP GARZA
by shoemile on Jan 6, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
sorry for repeating but the media won't bring it up
since they don’t have to pay for tickets and I really think it’s a major issue going into the season.
by MikeJW on Jan 6, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, I don't mind you bringing it up.
But yes, I’m wondering when the media will mention it. I think until the team is actually mired in last, they’ll keep quiet.
DUMP GARZA
by shoemile on Jan 6, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
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I expect several thousand empties on opening day.
I agree attendance will suffer this season. But opening day will be a sell out. Count on it.
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry
by Hammer on Jan 6, 2012 7:23 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Don't be so sure.
Last year’s Opening Day didn’t sell out until a couple of days before the game.
This year, with certain prices higher, they may have trouble.
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by Al Yellon on Jan 6, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, there'll be several thousand empties on opening day alright...
they’ll be in the dumpsters behind Murphy’s, Bernie’s, Sports Corner, etc.
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
by ballhawk on Jan 6, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Nothing better than Opening Day and seeing 4 guys at Murphy's with a case of empties on their table at 11am
"Just shut up and play" - Matt Garza
"Pain is inevitable, suffering is an option." - Dale Sveum
by RiskyBusiness on Jan 6, 2012 11:34 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
LOL
So you’re a big picture guy??
"Hey.....Cubs win!!!" ---Harry
"Cubs win....what a lucky break!!" ---Harry
by Hammer on Jan 6, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
by the end of June
Q: Why did Theo Epstein cross the road?
A: To Dump Garza
by Cubbie-Tim on Jan 6, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
actually starting LaHair at 1B is a good plan for the long term
If Rizzo was rushed than Hoyer would know first person and if LaHair has a good start and develops more value a team might bite on a 29 year old for more talent and Rizzo is then ready.
A friend once told me: "I don't buy the idea that a team learns anything from a loss, the only thing they learn is how to lose games."---Knight
by Ivy Walls on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
...
Forget all that other stuff. I gotta believe.
by drewishdrewid on Jan 6, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
WHO'S THE TRICKSTER THAT'S RECCING EVERYTHING
Just wee-un.
by jesus christos on Jan 6, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Some people missed the Hendry years
and want to see the Carlos Beltran 3 years at $12 million per year deal. Hey, John Grabow too. Let’s give him another $4.5 million too.
The Cubs are a disaster and it is going to take time.
John Grabow - Who will pay you $4.8 million in 2012?
by rlpete on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Hendry would have given CoCo Crisp 4 years 42 million...
Full no trade…and back loaded.
by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
expect Hendry on Levine's Saturday morning show
soon with Levine telling the world how great he is and how somebody needs to hire him soon.
by MikeJW on Jan 6, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Theo sucks, Ricketts sucks, Hoyer sucks, etc.
What we need is a new owner who will offer quick fixes and throw money at problems like a drunken sailor!!
I wonder if we could get Sam Zell back?
by bluekoolaide on Jan 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I hope Ed Lynch and Andy MacPhail can buy us tomorrow
Q: Why did Theo Epstein cross the road?
A: To Dump Garza
by Cubbie-Tim on Jan 6, 2012 9:54 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
dont turn this one green please
Q: Why did Theo Epstein cross the road?
A: To Dump Garza
by Cubbie-Tim on Jan 6, 2012 9:53 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Only one thing to say:
CAVEAT EMPTOR
I enjoy this website because it's so interesting to see folks pole vaulting over mouse turds.
by BAMACOLONEL on Jan 6, 2012 10:37 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
We stinks
www.facebook.com/craighudak
by Craig in South Bend on Jan 6, 2012 11:17 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I really hate how the Cubs are building for the future
Theo and Jed should really have taken out a page of the Jim Hendry playbook obviously! Sign veterans to overpriced/too long of contracts worked so well before! You sir/ma’am are dead on!
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko
by DTJchris on Jan 6, 2012 11:35 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Like I was being sarcastic
"It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies." - Mike Royko
by DTJchris on Jan 6, 2012 11:41 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
no mo moe green

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
by ballhawk on Jan 7, 2012 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
"I seriously can’t believe I renewed"

"They sell every ticket to every game, win or lose!" - Tom Ricketts
by bluemagic9 on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Mr. Tillchicagowins.
If you are pissed that your baseball team doesnt buy players to compete yearly please feel free to root for these guys:

Or become one of these guys

Otherwise please grow up and enjoy the fact that you are one of the lucky people who can afford to watch your favorite team play over 80 times this year.
by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Sucks to be you

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
by cub in louies nest on Jan 7, 2012 3:47 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
You know what else sucks?
These:
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They don’t even taste like cheese.
DUMP GARZA
by shoemile on Jan 7, 2012 8:26 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Yeah they do....... sorta.....
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by BeerCub on Jan 7, 2012 10:02 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
goldfish are far superior
Just wee-un.
by jesus christos on Jan 7, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
cheesy sun chips....addictive
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Jan 7, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Now that's a tasty treat.
DUMP GARZA
by shoemile on Jan 8, 2012 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Whether they taste like Cheese or not...
Cheez Its are awesome!
就是今年!
by CubFanInChina on Jan 9, 2012 6:52 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
...

I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
by cub in louies nest on Jan 7, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions 6 recs
Not cool
Now make this green!
by Don't Fear the Reaper on Jan 7, 2012 10:52 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
SBN Posters should be limited to 10 recs a week
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by Fukudometer on Jan 7, 2012 11:25 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
But, but then we wouldn't be able to recognize all the good writing that goes on around here
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by BeerCub on Jan 7, 2012 11:33 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Dont listen to them. Haters will Hate!
I also hear Lind is available. We should go get him!
by lakhania on Jan 7, 2012 3:04 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
It's not easy been GREEN'D

Get 'em on, Get 'em over, Get 'em in!
by DKT on Jan 7, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Whatever you do...do NOT rec this comment!
Mike Munchak needs to be a one-year experiment; and Hasslebeck, too.
A good coach puts the win and the playoffs above loyalty to any one player.
by The Jade Scorpion on Jan 7, 2012 10:47 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Too late.
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by Al Yellon on Jan 8, 2012 4:42 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
THIS IS A POSITIVITY-FREE FANSHOT
Just wee-un.
by jesus christos on Jan 8, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
I just wanted to see if I could manage to not get green in here.
Cause if anyone is gonna do it…
by South Side Expat on Jan 8, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
1/3 the way there!
Just wee-un.
by jesus christos on Jan 8, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
the answer is no :)
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Jan 8, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
When I see all these green comments I smile at what work I have created on this fanshot.
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by ubercubsfan on Jan 8, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
I want a comment rec'd too.
#10 You will be missed.
by Bricks and Ivy on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
If thinking about the 10k you spent on cubs season tickets makes me want to vomit
Was it anything like this?

"Just shut up and play" - Matt Garza
"Pain is inevitable, suffering is an option." - Dale Sveum
by RiskyBusiness on Jan 9, 2012 3:42 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
I like this.
I like this a lot.
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
by daver on Jan 9, 2012 5:07 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Everyone!
Stop posting in this thread!
by lakhania on Jan 10, 2012 12:03 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
you just did the equal of Replying to all
to ask people to stop replying to all.
So i you can give you can take it.
by epsilon on Jan 10, 2012 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
I love that literally every comment has been green'd
So naturally, I’m going to try an experiment.
Dusty Baker
Mike Quade
Aaron Miles
Aaron Heilman
2003 NLCS games 5-7
St. Louis Cardinals, 2011
St. Louis Cardinals, 2007
Chicago White Sox, 2006
Moldy pizza
Nickelback
Gigli
Garbage that contains raw meat and has been left in the sun for 3 months
Geico commercials
by Mulhollandmania on Jan 10, 2012 12:09 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
I almost stopped at "Nickelback"
… but every comment in this thread has to be green’d, so I rec’d it anyway.
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by Al Yellon on Jan 10, 2012 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
You left out...
…Crane Kenney
Ryan Theriot
Neifi Perez
$80 bleacher tickets
male bebop musician from a certain southwestern state
Bud Selig
calculus
Ken Harrelson
Tim McCarver
“Leaders” & “Legends”
Fox’s glowing puck
and the crotchety old announcer guy from the Reds that i can’t believe I can’t remember his name (and actually am thankful for that) but I’m sure someone will reply with it and ruin my day
Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
by ballhawk on Jan 10, 2012 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
Even with Ken Harrelson in here, you're getting a rec.
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by Al Yellon on Jan 10, 2012 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
You forgot Joe Morgan.
The greatest player and announcer of all time!
by srwilly on Jan 12, 2012 1:59 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Wow, this one is even harder to rec.
But it must be done.
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by Al Yellon on Jan 12, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Trying to...click on Rec....can't move...forefinger...
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
by daver on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
...can't even activate reply function...
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
by daver on Jan 10, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
....yes...you...can...
Two weeks until the 2012 Randy Hundley Cubs Fantasy camp!
by VegasCubFan on Jan 14, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
This is b far the most insightful thing posted in this whole thread.
MAKE IT GREEN!
by BrewCrew'sPrinceofDarkness on Jan 11, 2012 2:19 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Connie's Pizza is and will always be garbage.
Kudos to the Cubs for switching to D’Agostino’s. Very good in general, and top notch for ballpark food.
Green it up!
DUMP GARZA. CORRECT THE COSMIC WRONG.
by shoemile on Jan 11, 2012 3:56 AM CST reply actions 5 recs
Green pizza??? eeewwww...

Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
by ballhawk on Jan 11, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions 5 recs
What would a fanshot be without someone saying.....
I LOVE THEO
by Lweb23 on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
REC'D
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Jan 15, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Holy shit, this is the coolest thing i've ever seen.
17'$ h4pp3n1n9!?!?!?
by lexmarklover on Jan 15, 2012 10:41 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
I got lost on the internet
And stumbled upon your non-green comment so I decided to help you out.
They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!
by Say Ramrod on Jan 26, 2012 2:12 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs

























