Now That Is 'Square-Jawed'
Another in our "Caption This Cubs Photo Day Photo" series.
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This is what I look like after the truck backed into my face....
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid. I'm a Sheeple and proud of it!
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me too
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 29, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
Well done!
If the Cubs still have a chance, no matter how small, it’s still Go Cubs, damn the math and pass the KoolAid. I'm a Sheeple and proud of it!
Spelling and grammar errors are included for creative and artistic reasons.
I hit cleanup in 20 different games last year.
I miss Quadey
Ryan Braun: The world's first natural producer of synthetic testosterone
Is he the ONLY dude who didn't have a -y nickname?
I find this odd.
Ryan Braun: The world's first natural producer of synthetic testosterone
by Nunyabidness on Feb 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
also wasn't it demp
The Stat Pack
by shoemile on Oct 21, 2011 10:10 PM CDT
by Madison Cub Fan on Feb 29, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions
SpongeBake SquarePants

The phrase "It happens every spring" wasn't invented to describe the craziness and mass optimism that grips baseball at that special time of the year, but it fits as snugly as as catcher's mask. -Bob Uecker
by katie casey on Feb 29, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
clever girl....
I can’t do captions or puns :(
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 29, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
to be punny it takes practice
and someone with patience to hear you be punny :)
The Stat Pack
by shoemile on Oct 21, 2011 10:10 PM CDT
by Madison Cub Fan on Feb 29, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Get out.

"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
love that movie
who knew that paperboys could hit lefties so well?
"I showed him the cheese then punched him out with the yakker." -- Eck
Baker's jaw matches up with the US Marine ads I'm seeing here on BCB today
"Just shut up and play" - Matt Garza
"Pain is inevitable, suffering is an option." - Dale Sveum
Someone call Notch - Herobrine has been found.
[...]when Giants coach Steve Owen, a certified defensive genius, was asked how he planned to stop Nagurski, he said: "With a shotgun, as he’s leaving the dressing room."
We stand a good chance of leading the league
In jowels.
by Landrum. Ced Landrum on Feb 29, 2012 7:18 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Look like Cobb, hit like Bake.

The sun is up. They sky is blue. It's beautiful, and so are you. Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play? ~Lennon & McCartney
by SouthWabashSoul on Feb 29, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions
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"We push bunt, we squeeze bunt, we hit and run, we steal home!" - Larry Cox on the 1989 NL East Champion Chicago Cubs
by PacificCub on Feb 29, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
lol
:)
"Well-behaved women seldom make History"---Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
by cooliogirl47 on Feb 29, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions
Somebody
put that photo through a sepia filter, maybe add some artifacts. People would probably having a hard time telling it’s a 21st century player, not a 19th century player.
Instagram it!
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
I wonder if he shaves with a lawn mower
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Feb 29, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions
You meant of course
a Riding Lawn Mower???
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
Well obviously, otherwise he'd have to start the night before.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Feb 29, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
I see you're a BCB "Rookie"
(1st year on BCB). Funny stuff! /hesitates and asks:/ WHY does your screen-name read “Pantslessobserver”??? [ gets ready to pretend he’s left this BCB page…]
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
Ha yeah- it was an inside joke with an old co-worker, thought id bring it out
And while im a BCB noob, Ive been on BlackHeart Gold Pants (Iowa Hawkeyes Blog) for a bit too
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Pants seem to be a running theme with you.
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
They're unavoidable really.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
Your username would indicate otherwise!
"[The Cubs] have a very famous tradition in baseball, and it will be nice to be part of turning it around." ~ Jamie Quirk, Bench Coach
LOL! Hello Daver
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
Ha! Touche' sir
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hmmm... "inside joke"...
“old co-worker” (jeffstorm reads that as ex-co-worker…wonders about the role pants played in that…) :] Ok then pantslessobserver…thanks for answering!!! (Please observe carefully…in 2009, BCB unwanted pregnancy rate of all posters was nearly 7%!) :]
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
Now there's a stat that I'd like to see the data about LOL
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by shoemile on Oct 21, 2011 10:10 PM CDT
by Madison Cub Fan on Mar 1, 2012 3:57 PM CST up reply actions
Cocktails were involved, thats all ill say.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
luke scott should join fox sports when he retires; he'd fit right in
"[Red Sox] fans come in and they take over the city. They’re ruthless. They’re vulgar. They cause trouble. They talk about your family. Swear at you. Who likes that? When people do that, it just gives you more incentive to beat them," Scott told the website. "Then when things like [the last game of last season] happen, you celebrate even more. You go to St. Louis — classiest fans in the game. You do well, there’s no vulgarity. You know what? You don’t wish them bad."
Just wee-un.
Hello jesus christos
For all the “ill-will” we place towards StL Fans…I truly consider them “on our level”…generally knowledable and “classy”.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
Really? St. Louis fans classy? Have you ever lived in Wrigleyville?
When I lived in Wrigleyville I could sleep to the white noise of the urine flowing in my alley from the red-clad hoard when the Cards were in town. It’s why the Gingerman hung the sign reading, “Classical Music Played Here” in its window. To keep out the Cardinal fans.
I know many Cub fans act like asshats on the road. I will just never forgive the Cardinal hicks for the nights of sleep they stole from me by yelling, peeing and high-fiving below my apartment.
Uhmm...Erh...
would yoou accept “knowledable” perhaps? :] And, I was referring to StL fans in general not to those whom over-drink, puke, shout etc. at Wrigley. (Also, that doesn’t appear to have been a situation that you couldn’t have resolved with a few well-placed rounds of .40 cal) :]
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
F*ck cards fans. Lived with 3 (not all at the same time) over the 9 years I lived in Chicago. Insufferable.
Also, the only fans to yell legless jokes at me while rocking my #10 jersey. That also happened right after Neifi Perez cracked a grand slam in extras to win in old busch. F them.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
I also find smugness off-putting.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 1, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
I believe
there’s a straitjacket with his name waiting somewhere.
Normal people do not bring giant hunting spears into clubhouses, nor have a track record of spears and guns and play “shoot the commies!” with an invisible machine gun.
by ddoubleheader on Mar 1, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno, thats perfectly acceptable behavior in some circles.
Smells like bullshit in here.
by Pantslessobserver on Mar 2, 2012 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Smugness is not a good quality.
Good. Revenge is very good.
by CJK on Mar 2, 2012 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
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Lou Brown: "My kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team..."
by ballhawk on Feb 29, 2012 10:00 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Perfect.
Now we know what Baker can do when he retires from baseball — play Hitch in movies.
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I'm now convinced
That Baker was staring down the photographer and saying, “No. No, I will not strike a cheezy pose. Try and make me.”
Alright! I got somethin' to say!
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No honorable mention for Diver Dan???
/DD likely seething with jealousy…/
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Lets Go Theo!!! 10/13/2011
What Jeff Baker will look like in 50 years.

MCM's Favorite Hawkeye
by rsikes on Mar 1, 2012 6:52 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
"BEHOLD! The BakerBot 3000!"
"This is a football." "Slow down, coach! You're goin' too fast!"

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