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Monday Morning Phone Conversation



Ben: "What's up, Theo (agitated tone).

Theo: "Not much. Wanting to check to see how my protege is doing today. Don't you have a few minutes for an old friend?


Ben: "It's hard to imagine how we got along before. Y'know, when we were in cahoots trying to annoy people in other front offices."

Theo: "Annoy? Me? You jest, no?"

Ben: "Seriously Theo, what?"

Theo: "Can't I check in on occasion?"

Ben: "We have a game today."

Theo: "Tampa. Seven your time?"

Ben: "It's Patriot's Day. We start in about twenty minutes."

Theo: "Go figure."

Ben: "Just like every year. Early game. Just like when you were here."

Theo: "You'd think I'd remember that. If I did remember that, I'd be worth more in compensation."

Ben: "Seriously, what?"

Theo: "Sublexation of the what?"

Ben: ""Shoulder, Theo. Sublexation of the shoulder. Why?"

Theo: That sounds serious. Are you going to have the docs that signed off on Carpenter double-check the diagnosis."

Ben: "Seriously, Theo. You are a horrific pain in the...."

Theo: "Byrd. We'll send you Marlon Byrd. You can send us...... Ben? Ben?"

Theo: I hate cell phone cut offs on a Monday.

Theo "Brian, how's Monday?"

Brian Sabean: "Yes, Theo, what can I help you with?"

Theo: "I hear your pen is a bit short. Can I offer you....."

Theo: I need a new cell phone plan.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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