Here's your one and only giveaway. This man is "Lesbian Uvula". - USA TODAY Sports
It's a few hours before a spring-training game. So let's have some fun with anagrams of names on the Cubs' roster.
I did this here a couple of years ago, and I freely admit this isn't an original idea -- many other sites have done this -- but I thought it might be fun to run the current Cubs 40-man roster through the Internet Anagram Server and see what humor would result, especially since there have been significant changes to the Cubs' roster in the last two years.
I added punctuation to a few of them to make them read better. There were no anagrams for Kyuji Fujikawa, Matt Garza and Matt Szczur. Too many j's and z's in those names, I guess.
Here, then, this list of anagrams for the rest of the players currently on the 40-man and a few of the non-roster invitees. Enjoy.
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