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Here's Rhyming Haikus, For all of you to peruse, as the Cubs still lose

Enjoy everyone

Reading these haikus is fun

unless you're a nun



Wood has been our stud

Between Starlin's ears is crud

Jackson's been a dud



If we played the Braves

and Marmol earned us three saves

he would get some raves



Cubs can't hold a lead

relievers are a great need

the Cubs fan all plead



I almost forgot

DeJesus wife's very hot

trade him, I hope not



Boy these Cubs just stink

which gives me some time to think

that I need a drink



Don't you think its weird

that the Cubs' weapon most feared

Is Travis Wood's beard



Borbon's got some wheels

But he slides like flopping seals

as he attempts steals



Camp - he can not play

D-F-A I hope and pray

some reason - he stays



one and a half years

End of Soriano nears

won't bring any tears



Soler with a bat

threat'ning to make heads go splat

no doubt about that



a likely credo

Navarro loves burrito

Stuffed with a frito



guy on third, no out

get him home, there is some doubt

which makes us all poubt



Things would be dire

If someone says sign Prior

off waiver wire



Ronnie Woo-Woo woos

While wearing his old shoes

just to get some booze



I know it's just May

But draft is not far away

Mark Appel or Gray?



Carlos on the bump

a lot worse than Donald Trump

exposing his rump



If I had one plea

Cubs win World series for me

by age ninety-three

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