Cub Tracks Mocks You

The team's W/L record is for the birds. - David Banks

In the spirit of Rob Schneider's "Waterboy" character, watching the Cubs might make you say "Oh no! We suck again!" So with the major league team on the downswing and on the left coast for a two-game trip to California (that makes total sense), we focus on this week's amateur draft. Let's get mocking.

Feel free to fill this column with Waterboy quotes.

From Comcast SportsNet

From Cubs Den

From Cubs.com

From ESPNChicago.com

From the Chicago Tribune (register to see almost anything but videos)

From the Chicago Sun-Times

From the Daily Herald

Today's food for thought

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