I'm doing this purely because I am bored and I think it'll be interesting to see just how wrong I can be.
I'll start easy, Catchers:
Jose Veras, Pedro Strop, Carlos Villanueva, James Russell, Wesley Wright, Alberto Cabrera, and...uhh...I'm having a really difficult time with bullpen pitcher number 7. Blake Parker? Hector Rondon? I'll say Rondon. Whatever.
I guess a lineup could look potentially something like this:
I would think Bonifacio will be playing a lot, and potentially could lead off when he does. But it seems like Renteria likes to let Castro lead off, so who knows.