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Dan Snyder to open fifth seal of the Apocalypse
The airwaves in DC are a aflutter this morning with reports that the Washington D.C. Native American's are interested in acquiring the services of Vincent Paul Young. As those who follow the nation capital's illustrious football club know, our latest attempt at acquiring a quarterback was somewhat...
Revisiting Past Pain: Michigan to Play Appalachian State in 2014
Why? Seriously. Why? This makes as much sense as returning to the back stage dressing room where the actor playing Mr. Mistoffelees touched you inappropriately twenty years ago, just to see if the room's still there. It's still there. It happened. Oh God, the memories. Why in God's name did you...
NCAA: No High School Games on School Networks
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College Basketball on an Aircraft Carrier? Man Up, Already! Play Some Place More Dangerous and/or Interesting!
Because when I think "aircraft carrier" I don't think merchant of death, I think College Basketball!photo courtesy Getty Images/US Navy UNC's going to play Michigan State on an Aircraft Carrier? Sweet! How did we not think of this sooner!? If there's one thing the NCAA is good at, it's making...
Reliant's New Tailgating Policy: My E-Mail To Management
As Kerns wrote here, there's been a sudden change in tailgating policy at Reliant Park. Many fans have written e-mails to the powers that be; my entry is after the jump. Dear Sir or Madam: I was rather dismayed to receive notification of the organization's sudden decision to change the...
Ro-Tel Is Full of Art-Suppressing Communist Fascists
Imagine our delight this morning, when this missive sprange forth from the Ro-Tel Twitter account, which apparently exists and is a real thing: Now, we're always up for a challenge, as long as it isn't "take it easy on the porn and the doobies for 24 whole hours" or something wildly unreasonable....
Soriano's Two HR Help Lead Cubs Over Astros 8-5, But The Chad Fox Mystery Deepens
It's a good thing Alfonso Soriano hit two home runs last night, one of them in the ninth inning, because if Chad Fox had come into the game with only a 4-2 lead, we might not be talking about a Cubs victory this morning. Of course, Fox probably wouldn't have been in the game at all with a 4-2...
2009-10 Basketball Captains Named And They Will Piss You Right Off
After the theater of pain and horror of Exodus 2009, you'd think the basketball team could use some positive P.R., some good news. And hey, nothing says fluffy like naming your captains for the upcoming season, right? It's a way for a program to say, basically, "hey, here's some good news about our...
White Sox Should Opt for Center Field-less Lineup
A majority of this post was written while watching the Texas Finale Sunday night So I'm not exactly able to recap Sunday's game in a timely manner. But as I'm sitting here watching John Danks struggle with his location and lamenting a lineup full of 2007-esque roster-fodder, I wonder if trying...
White Sox Settle Center Field, Leadoff Mess... for now
The unceremonious dismal of Jerry Owens (along with a few others) has made the White Sox opening day roster all-but-official. But the Owens news is the longest-running, most headline-grabbing battle of futility, so we'll start there first. "I was disappointed," Guillen said of Owens,...
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