matt cain Stories - Bleed Cubbie Blue
Five Runs? Send the Ball to Cooperstown -- Giants/Mariners Recap
Because the game balls from the past week were sent to Pooperstown, amirite? Nate Schierholtz's at-bat in the 7th inning was a wretched, sordid affair that has to rank among the worst at-bats I've ever watched in my life, and I watched Wesley Snipes pretend to know how to swing a bat in two...
Community Projection: Matt Cain
I am a righteous, logic-fearing man. Walk under a ladder if you want. Light three cigarettes on one match. Things don’t happen in threes; you just notice when they do. And Matt Cain isn’t cursed with low run support. Wait a sec. He is, actually. Dude’s cursed. He must have gotten...
How the Other Half Lives: Jake Peavy Trade Rumors
The Giants would like to make a trade for a good hitter. But then they'd have to trade something good to get back something good. Hey, you know who's good? Matt Cain! I wonder what we can trade Matt Cain for. Maybe they could replenish the farm system. Maybe they could trade Matt Cain for three...
Credit Where Credit Is Due: Cubs 1, Giants 2
Last night was yet another game I had to shut off in the fourth inning -- not because I didn't want to watch, but because if I stay up that late, I won't be able to function at work -- and I had a feeling that the Cubs wouldn't be able to come back, even from only being down 1-0, just as the night...




