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You Have Got To Be Kidding Dept.

Okay, I dissed Michael Jordan last week here. But I do feel sorry for the guy for one thing -- the ridiculous golddiger Karla Knafel, who Jordan is suing, claiming she is trying to extort $5 million from him. She is countersuing, claiming he promised her the money after a sexual relationship in the early 1990's.

As part of this suit, Knafel's lawyer produced this photo today:

Jordan and Knafel

OK, let me say right now:

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That photo is so obviously a fake, I can't imagine any self-respecting lawyer (OK, maybe that's an oxymoron) would try to have it admitted in court. The lighting's all wrong, the angle of Jordan's head is all wrong, and unless Knafel's about six-foot-four, the guy is waaaaay too small to be Jordan. And another thing: who TOOK this photo? Who was hanging around in hotel rooms with these two, oh, just coincidentally, with a camera?

This ought to get this lawsuit laughed out of court. It sure gave me my laugh for the day.