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Every day, I receive an e-mailed newsletter from Lee Sinins, the Around the Majors report, with various updates on trades, signings, and during the season, recaps.

Today's newsletter contained nothing but player birthdays (I know you couldn't wait to know that former Cub Dave Giusti is 66 today), and was titled "A boring day with nothing happening".

With that in mind, I introduce you to Lost in Translation, which is not a site related to the Bill Murray/Scarlett Johansson movie, but instead, does the following:

It uses the Babelfish online translator to put a block of text through multiple translations back and forth from English to various languages, with the inevitable humorous results.

And so, I present my post entitled "The Marketplace Spins Out Of Control" from yesterday, sent through the "Babelizer":

Therefore you that you ingualmente thought about that $11 million for Scott Eyre it was.

You then have had a writing of the Apoplexie, when $12 million for Bob that was Howry represent it.

He controls sfiatatoio of relative one of you you freeze them blue. GeaisSIND in the ordered term to pass $47 million in B J Ryan.

And a quinquennial commerce ordered more Straits? Without precedent.

Good certain Ryan e. But this one good one?

To these prices the wood of kerry can possibly be classified the prices whereas pressed -- its commerce does not have the necessity of these much more he the money that Ryan, to little in excess after years.

If treated to put in the effect it is executed them, a processing by lots independently to have, of that the form, that the price of the control of other free ways, the position, he roof. Therefore it improves probably the will of that Jim east Hendry winter in the market of products.

$47 million. Apparatus of healthful defective reading.

The celebrity of the small animal, that one is independent full of this: the small animals had announced the batteries of the prices of 2006 cards, this had announced marks of one week in their site of the Web You you observe here nevertheless that one in this pagination that the new model when nonreflected launderer plus the sketch of the permission of the stations of the work.

I particularly like "Apparatus of healthful defective reading."

Don't blame me when you look up from your computer and it's three hours after you last checked the time of day.