And not a moment too soon.
However, you can chew on these for a while:
This confirms the rumors we've been hearing that the Cubs are getting more interested in Milton Bradley. As stated on MLB Trade Rumors (linked above):
Roving catching instructor? Quite a comedown from "special assistant". I never saw anything special in Little -- seemed like any one of a number of baseball lifers who'd be recycled through various managing jobs. If the Dodgers do hire him, they'll surely crow about his leading the Red Sox to two 90+ victory seasons. As we all know, that doesn't tell the entire story about his managerial career.
And, there is now another team in the running for Brian Giles -- the suddenly free-spending Blue Jays.
C'mon, Jim Hendry. Do something. Otherwise I'll be forced to dig into my Big Collection Of Goofy Funny Websites again.