For the last two days, starting as a total joke, a number of us posted pictures of ESPN's Erin Andrews in the game threads. On Wednesday, just after this was done, Micah Hoffpauir hit a grand slam. Yesterday, just after this was done, Jake Fox hit a three-run homer.
In an effort to generate some offense before today's game even starts, I present the following photo of Erin Andrews:

photo via blog.ingamenow.com
And for equal time's sake, for BCB's female readers, here's a gratuitous photo of Geovany Soto:
(I'm still wondering about those eyebrows.)
photo via www.midwestsportsfans.com
Ahem. Anyway, back to baseball: Ted Lilly gets the start today for the Cubs, before heading off to Team USA and the WBC. Among others you'll see pitch today will be Jeff Stevens, profiled in this cubs.com article. Others who may pitch today include minor leaguers Justin Berg, Ed Campusano, Marcos Mateo, J. R. Mathes and Rocky Roquet. Scott Feldman will throw for the Rangers.
There is no audio feed for today's game. So, we are all stuck with following -- as best as it will keep up -- with MLB.com Gameday. I will post an overflow thread at 3:30 pm CST.
Discuss amongst yourselves.