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MLB Bullets Wishes You A Belated Valentine

The Trevor Bauer/Miguel Montero feud has now become the silliest story of the off-season. At least one member of the Astros brain trust is happy about the move to the American League and Yasmani Grandal is going to apologize. Also, Zack Greinke is apparently snorting baseballs.

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Jared Wickerham

DBacks are red,

Cleveland is blue

I just got traded

So "Nuts" to all you!

And tomorrow will be a better day than today, Buster, because it's Saturday.